To cook the soup was not so boring, try depicting a wicked laugh every time you add any ingredient.

The manager Sergey is so selling that he has “C” as “dollar”, “E” as “euro” and “R” as “ruble” in his name.
I wondered, and the remaining letters are also about him?

I signed Katyuku after sex on the phone as "Katrina"
Why such a maneuver?
The hurricane is hurricane :)

from ZH
xxx: On many Chevrolet you can turn off the boring sound signal (of not attaching the belt) simply by tapping the contact. He is under the driver’s seat.
YYY: It is right! The main thing is that during the meeting with the concrete pillar nothing feeds in the ears, while the head beats the front glass)

When I look at school bloggers on YouTube, I get to think of how good it was that when I was a teenager there was no internet at all. My shame will not remain in the archives.

<Enot> OAO "NII Steel": Zombie Apocalypse Advice: Zombies can only be killed with a precise shot in the head. Buy your helmet in advance.
(Telephone or fax)

Every time I and my boys drink a couple or three drinks at a celebration, my wife brakes me down and says I’m getting enough. And so, he said, drunk.
XHH: And this is given the fact that when it is not in such cases, we drink a bottle in the pot and I come home almost with a cucumbers.
XHH: Once again, sitting with friends at someone’s birthday table, I drink a drink as usual and hear the familiar “braking” to the pain, and not that soon I will have to drag you home. I did not endure and a verbal shift began on the topic "when at all was this?" and the like.
In the end, as it always happens when she has nothing to cover up, she stated that we don’t drink with her anymore.
No question: her brother recently married and his wife and aunt came to visit us to meet. They sit, drink, eat and suddenly everyone gets to know that my wife and I don’t drink.
Do you think you do not respect them? and :-)
I just replied to their question that I had enough drinks so that I could be taken away, and Lena did not drink out of solidarity, and so that I did not fall into another drink.
WOW: What is the reaction?
HH: So... Reaction is not the point. Interesting thing about alcohol in Russia: Now neither relatives nor friends communicate with us and it is my fault.

On the syllable:

On the bench openly smoking, enjoying the holidays, two high school students.
I listened to a man’s conversation:
Do you meet with Larry again?
Yesterday I came from the village and went for a walk.
Are you overwhelmed, mr.
She gave to touch.
What to Touch?
Something about my mythology.
I was drowning and couldn’t listen.

Then I wondered: why, if there is some shit in the film, it is called "life"? Life is made up of shit, what?

In the gardens of the Russians came the struggle with the harvest
Sadists spit tons of cucumbers, cabbage, tomatoes on familiar non-sadists.

From Zh.

I tell my mom on the phone about one of the music groups:

You know, in life they are like the lowest class of Gop's men, but their songs are great!

“Well, what do you want, all creative people are somehow strange, look at yourself!

But I am normal!!! to

And they think the same!"

...In short, the most common phrase I heard in Moscow was the phrase "give me help".
Thank you guys. Restore faith in humanity.
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We’re just here, we’re the travelling knights so to say.

fatboymachinegun: does maksim edush have a own youtube channel or something? He is funny as hell

by Maxim Filatov:
What fucking?? to

by fatboymachinegun:
8 and learn English.

On the wall of VK
X: Is anyone driving around the night city with a camera?
Y: The AutoCAD

The salt is over.
Mom: nothing terrible, and in general, it is harmful
I: Oh, and everything becomes harmful when it ends...

to this:

No need, I will pay myself. My own car!
Seller-woman, indulgence: Never prevent a man from taking care of you.
I, on the machine: It’s not a man, it’s a daddy!
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My brother and I went to the cinema, he has tickets, I have a bag, drinks and popcorn in both hands. We go to the hall, brother first - I am behind him, for me the door is closed, which I catch with my shoulder. Review of "Young Man! There is a girl!" Brother flegmatically: “Well, what kind of girl this is, this is my sister.”

Advice to passing the medical commission: go to the narcologist before donating blood from a vein.

IVashka: People, carefully explore the features and icons of the new smartphone! I went to the toilet here, and there was no lamp in the cabin, I turned on the lamp, I did all my work. And then a friend found a video where I was writing and snoring in the cabin in the dark. I am glad that my friend...

From Tracker:
I read the description of the film: "After Blade left his wife, he decided to buy a club to perform with his band and make a little money.... Here I sit at work, and I don't think I would buy a club, or money is missing.

1st Well why? Why?? Why does it combine with fucking?! to
2nd The law of preservation of matter: if something is lacking in one place, it is in excess elsewhere.