Ohhhhhh Talk to parents about entering the university
Ohhhhhh At first I explained to my father that the coder is not the one who codes the men from the blue.
Ohhhhhh He then explained to his mothers that the programmer was not the one they had at work sitting behind the door with the inscription “You need administrator rights to enter here.”
Ohhhhhh I have some doubts about my choice of profession.

XHHH: I and I drive on m4 at 180 speed.

Watch not to hit at 2 km/h.

In Irkutsk, as in many cities, there is a Camelot clothing store. So, I heard a conversation in a row - the girl pulls her boyfriend:
Arthur, Arthur, where are we going for the shoes?
People with a serious face:
In the Camelot.
He almost died right there, in line, laughing.

My inflamed brain today called the morning a “children’s corporation.”

Sasha is the man who yesterday closed the records and 3 of the 5 exams have already passed.
Such a dialogue
I: You are cool! Are you sleeping at all?
I bought a coffee maker.

The man who barred the sidewalk on the Dubin Street on his Land Rover, I truly wish you to go to the same place where you sent everyone and that your car would burn off and no ruble would be paid for the casco.
The pedestrian.

Comments on the book "programming discipline"

Aspirin__F2__F@
I will try to read! Then I sign up!

Sergey
I will read then write.

Mmsd
Everyone who starts reading this book with the words "I will read and then write" will disappear without a trace. There is a black hole in the book.

Lexus is
Well, what do we check if there is a black hole in it or I will sign off after reading it?

Anonymous
After reading the comments, I decided not to read this book, because I fear for my health and life.

XXX: Now I went to a friend, asked the computer to see. Such a cute mother. He sits all textbooks on physics, chemistry, algebra, geometry, etc. I bet for 7th grade. I decided to joke that it was too early to teach her all this. She replied that she decided to receive the tower, and forgot everything during the decree. He will be studying in the middle, but he will act and learn with his mind. Afraid of not giving up. In three months, the program of each class starts from 5. I am in shock! They are such! I did not even want to leave.
xxx: Exiled with the words "Go to your wife"(
YYY: O_o
Yyy: Invite her to marry.
YYY: For me

Driving in a trolley bus, a young mother and a 4-year-old boy entered.
The boy was very sociable – almost all the trip I heard him telling a random neighbor how he was riding to the lake and other adventures. Then he pulled out of my mom’s hand a cell phone and began to tell me what a great game there is. And at the end, he said, “You have to tell your mom that she’s good, that you love her... not that she’s a cattle and a bastard.” The whole trolleybus was very impressed.)

If you hurt someone, pretend to hurt you.

From correspondence with a friend: In general, Taobao (the Chinese online store of all) is a fun place, I found a hell lamp there yesterday with a bunch of some additional devices and other shit. I think I need to buy, the lamp is super cool! In the end, the google translator told me that it was a false imitator :(

XXX: short, we took the sprint
YYY: Have you caught up?
XXX: Aha
YYY: What does that mean?
Fuck up means fuck up.
xxx: we are here in English - it is permissible and next to the boss
Xxx: Type we are highly intelligent

known cases of cooking in the washing machine of cancers (" a cha,
It warms up to 95 degrees and presses the juice in the washing machine.
Bearded

Ha has. In the Soviet washing machines dissolved stolen candy caramel and sugar, allowed to be brown and melted into a self-propelled apparatus. In modern with a tailored controller, such a braga was done precisely and, probably, the first was also obtained, raising the temperature at the right moment to about 85 degrees (although you need to climb into the body to glue the steam pipe to the tank). There are examples of obtaining bragi for the same from potatoes and beets, which beats the drum in the washing mode, is pressed in the press mode and then wanders perfectly. And finally (tested by me!) small potatoes with peanuts and small carrots, i.e. a typical marriage formed in each detector, can be washed without powder in the washing machine and thus massively cleaned without straining (nano-morning then usually goes in a marinade range with peanuts, onions, etc., and the nanocarton is partially frozen and roasted in fries as you starve). But the juice should not be squeezed: would you know how much of the planted hair is wrapped in the pump... do you definitely want to drink this afterwards? and ;)

News on Mail:
Acrobat crashed from the "Wheel of Death" in the St. Petersburg circus
About how the acrobat fell and was taken to resuscitation.
First comment: Well what is the wheel of death if he got rid of resuscitation?

We have good people.

We lie down and hug my husband. I try to kiss him, he turns around and says:
I like to embrace!
I am joking:
Sometimes you see me as a big pigeon (he often calls me a pigeon, why) rather than a woman!
You’re like a plush toy too!
You are the best man, the best man. (compliments)
My husband thought:
You are like a pigeon, nothing.

xxx come with me.
YYY: Old I am already walking with you.
XXX is old. I am not going to cook you.
XXX: I’m going to bite you.

Why can’t you open a champagne?
Yyy: Well, first, I’m not 18 years old, second, I love cognac more.

Give me a gift for the new year.

Good, cute, good girl, I know how to cook very well. Not cooking for anyone at all.

Let there be a good friend and eater.

Happy holidays, good mood and warm cats.

I worked somehow in Kazakhstan, my driver, named Serik, was a very clever and entrepreneurial person with a characteristic Atyrau color.Someday I asked to make him a resume.... Well, there he was born-married and so on... It was about knowledge of languages...So here is Kazakh-native, Russian-free, the talk came to English (since he worked with foreigners)..he was... then he issued...A?! In English, I have fallen.)

Fuck it is Russia. A colleague (young girl) stole a fourth iPhone, she went to the police, wrote a statement, so she was convinced all night that she was stupid and lost the phone herself, that it was stolen by her friend (with whom they went to the store together) and in completion threatened to accuse her of giving false testimony.