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to this:

If everyone is fighting for gender equality, then tell me why a girl’s fifth breast size is sexy and a guy’s third is ugly.

Therefore, why when a guy has a penis, it’s good, and when a girl – somehow not very... ;)
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Relax, gender equality exists - the hairy breast of the fifth size is equally not aesthetic in the representative of any sex.

We went to a cafe near the gas station. My husband drove the car and I drowned to order dinner.
The waitress lists her:
- Half of the borsche, one okroshka, strawberries with potatoes, purple with sludge, salad, 2 cups of compot, a cup of tea and two cups of tea (that's a bit for two men).
There are no warriors.
I: Then let’s get another puddle with the repellent.
Aaaah, so you’re not going to be alone, right?

It is :)
Immediately remembered the joke about 49 cups of tea ))))
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About Compote and Waterbread:
The colleagues went on a business trip to Kamchatka, went to a cafe with a representative of the meeting party (three people), he orders: immediately bring 3 cups of compot. They bring, each 0.5 liters, he drinks one slice, then the second slower and crawling from the third asks: what are you waiting for? The compot here is delicious, take it! It is :)

xxx: Dramatic and crazy will only be if she marries a Russian hockey millionaire who speaks French, loves mosquitoes and has a villa in Miami...
Q: How do you find your best friend?
XX: Well, I say, I will stifle a creature of joy. I can’t embrace and rejoice until I stop breathing.

I know the microphone. If you do the analogy, the official manual looks like this: in front of you a car. It has a steering wheel, pedals, lever of the CPP. The steering wheel can be turned right-left, the pedals can be pressed and released, the lever can be pulled. If you turn the steering wheel correctly, press on the pedals and shake the lever, then you can get out of the way. Study the fucking yourself. It is simple there.

I read about the benefits of cats. I called her –
I sit for the second hour, weighing. The author of the quote, now you just have to bring us a sandwich!

“If you, like a normal person, get up at half four in the morning, you can run through the central street – it’s washed, it’s wiped overnight and there’s perfect air,” Onishchenko said in a live broadcast on Echo of Moscow on Thursday.

He said he could wake up earlier. "It depends on the desire... because you want to do more (for a day)", - noted Onishchenko.
Who is the most toned?
The firefighter?
"There is no son, the most tuna-eater is Onishchenko, he wakes up at three o'clock in the morning, so as long as possible to do nothing!

From the Explanatory:
I was late to work because I slept, because I didn’t sleep almost all night, because my husband bought a telescope yesterday and we looked at the stars.

Romantic A-A

iPadre: and we in the smoker on the level of the face hangs a poster "Dry your feet". There are a few traces of wiped legs.

A well-known podcast about IT technologies, discussing the Pidora distribution (Fedora for Raspberry Pi).
Question from the chat: Didn’t there be a single Russian speaker in the Fedora community to prevent such a name?
Director: You know, I am afraid that I was just...

Russian fighter on the belts Azamat Lipanov after the victory at the Kazan Universiade received a gold award, which he broke, dropping it to the floor.
Commentary :

From what, from what, from what.
Have we made our medals?
From paper and from goodron,
From glass and goan... new,
All that we found in the trash.

I was in the baptist, he is one and a half years old, he runs such a businessman, I am to him "Andrewha, where are you?" and he is to me in response -"there-here"))))))) Now I will answer everyone so.
c) Uninterrupted

A paid service that would make it possible to never hear certain songs again would be more popular.

Here’s a joke joke, and I seriously stay better with a cat I know for over 10 years than with a grandmother I know for about a year. By the way, I am an admin in one quiet and modest office, but it has absolutely nothing to do with the matter.

Why do elves have long ears?
UUU: the tradition of raising ears in the DR has passed to people from elves...
For thousands of years each year is raised.
UUU: already after the first 100 stretching reaches a clearly noticeable length.

Comment on the news about the search for MO programmers in "scientific companies":
XHH: Guard of the Order of Combat Red Flag Motorized Java Programming Regiment

Chrust: I am tormented by vague doubts (c), that while the wife is at her parents, she is being zombed there. Because when she returns home from her parents, my brain immediately begins to bear. :.( by

The paradox. Few people need a man who can think, and everyone needs a man who can do.

Here, the rector of Kazan Federal University Ilshat Gafurov began to boast: "The graduates of our university have already made a contribution not only to Russian, but also to the world development. Two of them are the most quoted Russians in the world – Leo Tolstoy and Vladimir Lenin. The trick (obviously unknown to the "high-educated" rector) is that Tolstoy and Lenin can only be called "graduates of Kazan University" in ridicule. The first abandoned his studies at this university two years later, and the second was expelled from Kazan University for participating in student circles, and with great difficulty subsequently passed the exams and received a diploma from the PETERBURG University.
So about Kazan University - apparently, the main thing - to leave it on time!

Moses to Abraham:
Do you have five or six tablespoons of sugar?
Three, but I saw the shovel.

With us, a broken accountant, offended by something on the director, secretly plunged the fork under the table all day instead of work. She wanted the masks of the show to come and shut down the institution. And in the evening she came to court due to a late loan...