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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №85887
 21.08.2013
In front of you are two tablets: red and blue. If you drink blue, you will forget everything; if you drink red, you will know the whole truth. Which will you choose? Please choose."

You can drink vodka – first you learn the whole truth, and then you forget everything.

LeXX

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85886
 21.08.2013
We were on the bus and the little boy gave his mother an ultimatum, saying, "I have, you love me or I will break your finger."They have everything simple and sincere.

[ + 9 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85885
 21.08.2013
to this:

I am going to the subway now. In the middle of the tunnel, the train stops, twists three times, the driver’s door opens (I’m in the first wagon) and a man enters. Not a working metro, but an ordinary men in headphones with drones.
XXX: O_o
XXX: I went in and stood up like nothing happened next to me.

In the Petrograd metro on the 5th line (approximately on the Admiralty)?? to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №85884
 21.08.2013
The logic:
Well, the kids went... I go and two boys run out on the road, four or five years old. They tell me
Girl, show us the pop!
I am silent...
They are louder:
Show me the pop!! to
I am silent...
One to another:
She will not show. Find another woman!

The Pipet! The younger generation ?

You should have looked at the grown-ups around - those for whom they asked...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85883
 21.08.2013
Although I hate commentators in theaters, it was rugged.
I watched the movie "The Curse" in the cinema. It’s all right: there is silence in the hall, a really terrible scene, all in tension, the actor with a lighthouse walks through a dark house and calls on the ghost to give a sign:
If you are here, give us a sign. Show us your presence! and etc.
And here from the neighboring row comes the sound of a curtain...
I think it is not worth continuing.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №85882
 21.08.2013
This house is unique. It was designed by a blind architect.
The irony is that he became blind after seeing his creation embodied in reality by the Tajiks.

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85881
 21.08.2013
I read Lurk, an article about Fapanie, one of the paragraphs:

Found a way to fuck the subwoofer phase inverter (understood in accordance with the size), but it is not recommended to finish inside - the bases will become hollow, well, the sab itself is better to disconnect from the effort for the time of the deer, although it should not kill anyway, but you only imagine what will happen if you are found dead with a deer in the subwoofer... "

Just no words.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №85880
 21.08.2013
About this:
I had a friend in Dubai.
Then I walked over her posts when she
I wanted to go home and the first thing.
spit on the asphalt, throw out the bull,
Beating someone and the same thing.
Rode

These are the pigs in our country and the shit in our country.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85879
 21.08.2013
Timothy: Alice, can you complain?
[20:40:44] Alice: Of course
[20:40:51] Timothy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:40:55] Timothy: My tooth
[20:41:01] Timothy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Timothy: Thank you
Alice: You are wonderfully laconic.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85878
 21.08.2013
Quote from one website
I think some officials do not understand what the Internet is, so they are trying to hack it. I remember a situation that happened in our city.
In a local park, the city's council disputed with the defenders of the park
Mer: You look at this ugliness, around the dust, around the garbage shops, all kinds of insects and frogs, you need to urgently here all in the asphalt to ride and build something.
People: See what beauty, fresh air, trees, shrinks shine, nature is beautiful

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №85877
 21.08.2013
After the next hit of Palmolive, I believe that Russia at Eurovision is preparing to represent the gel.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85876
 21.08.2013
And yet another:
__________________________
Decided to re-read the words of the classic, wanted to introduce in Yandex "Beautiful time, eye charm...", sealed, introduced "Beautiful porka". Yandex offered the fair sex in Moscow.

And all why? We need to know the classics! "It is time!" (C)
___________________________________

The author is fortunate that he does not know the classics. I would have seen a damn mess in Moscow.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №85875
 21.08.2013
Put two washers in the machine. The Mobyus tape is resting. You start to believe in parallel universes ;)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №85874
 21.08.2013
I, a medical representative with a higher medical education, received an email of fresh vacancies from the headhunter:
Medical sales manager for cattle.
How do they know that everything is so bad?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №85873
 21.08.2013
[triangle] "VAGONMASH" JSC - the Russian enterprise, which was engaged in the production of passenger cars for railways and electric cars for the mobility of the subway.
[triangle] hm... and the name for the bordell would fit...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85872
 21.08.2013
I work at the airport. I have computers and columns, and from the columns periodically someone quietly speaks)))) And this is not the stage of schizophrenia, it is the pilots blowing the engine report by a strong power as they do there, the amplifier on the columns catches the frequency and reproduces. But until I remembered the course of physics and did not add up this moment, the feelings were strange...)))

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №85871
 21.08.2013
How to get a micro-infarct?
- search for auto parts, see prices in rubles O_O
On the Belarusian website.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №85870
 21.08.2013
Are you not cheating because you are lying to us?
Olenik: and I don’t pull a whistle because of his absence)
Liones023: I feel, and how did you lose it?
Fabregas45: "I think olenik - from the birth of a girl."
SmolikOFF: This is not lucky guy :/

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №85869
 21.08.2013
So the whole government with mentions in the United States will be overthrown...

Don’t confuse homosexuals with porn and dreams with reality!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85868
 21.08.2013
For me it is a myth.
Type of Ancient Greek.
A little bit of a factor.

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