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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83907
 09.07.2013
Q: What about the relationship with the boss?
I would describe them as trustworthy.
HH: That is good!
I am so confident that I can quickly remember in which year and in which village my boss lost his virginity.
XH: 0___O

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №83906
 09.07.2013
by JJ
And I, and I, and I...
I held the assembler’s seat by the legs from the 14th floor window because this gay housekeeper didn’t take the bandage. Insurance with a rope.
And even the grandmothers, seeing such a picture, mentions caused. The mints in the door are broken, and I, cuddling it rectally, can’t let the monter’s leg go.
The door was repaired, waiting for the hostess with the documents to come, as if everything was fine. Only the hands after the handcuffs hurt.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83905
 09.07.2013
XXX is
by Mimi.
YYYY
: 3
XXX is
The Sisters.
YYYY
They are not breasts. This is a happy cat.
XXX is
Cats of cats.
YYYY
· :
YYYY
Here are the cats.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83904
 09.07.2013
Now I wrote a birthday congratulations to my girlfriend, "Lyalaya, grow big and strong, but when you see a man, immediately pretend weak and helpless." The first time the auto-correct corrected what I encountered there and made it "weak and free", the second time "weak and helpless".
Maybe he knows more about life and men than me.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №83903
 09.07.2013
"Aeroflot" became the official carrier of Manchester United. I like it.

Fans of Liverpool.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83902
 09.07.2013
I read about hard disks:

The Dignity:
It has been working for more than 2 years and has not once swallowed. Once you poured a pot with compot onto the enabled system, everything burned apart from the hitchi screw.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83901
 09.07.2013
Here is it, the restoration of the world’s balance... Fat men, walking out in the summer with their naked torso, is the male embodiment of fat butts, walking out in the summer in loins and short shorts... ^_^

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83900
 09.07.2013
Yesterday I found out one bicycle sign - struck the iron pedal on the cayenne with Chechen numbers - wait for a quick and desperate ride.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83899
 09.07.2013
I accidentally saw a loan advertisement on one of the Ukrainian channels.
I don't remember how the bank was called, but such a loan is 1.9 hryvnia / day for one thousand hryvnia.
Prikinem - comes out 693.5 grn / year / thousand.grn ==> that is - 69% annual.
A coward such a coward.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №83898
 09.07.2013
And again :
All the same:

to this
It is...
I think that many people who want to make tiramisu at home all break about the phrase "Savoyardi cookies"
It is...
So why did you post it?
I now know from my own experience what to do Savoyardi - like two fingers on asphalt. Where to buy mascarpone cheese?! to

______

Mascarpone is even easier than cookies. 500g 20% cream and half lemon juice. Mix, and when it grows - put in a sitto on a linen towel. Put it in the refrigerator - let the serum flow there. Get 200-25o g of wonderful cheese. Here are you and the mascarpone.)
It is...
You have no heart. You are all bitch, and I now instead of tanks have to do this same tiramisu ((

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83897
 08.07.2013
Now those convicted for downloading songs and movies are similar to those convicted for the robbery of socialist property at the time. Here it rolls, took it, sat down.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83896
 08.07.2013
My parents were in the house. The landscape on the forest, on the edge under the trees a wooden toilet. In the toilet there is an air refresher, and of course "Aromas of the forest"!and :)

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83895
 08.07.2013
This is the "Hab.
Well, who chose the “nightmare” mode when logging into the world? Nefig now complain that he got to Russia."
Dear friends, who believe that there is no place worse and harsher than Russia, ask about the lives of the residents of central Africa, which is permanently fighting itself, illiterate, sick with AIDS and more than half of the population - children under 14 years of age. This is not a unique example.
We are not in the ass itself, but rather somewhere in the middle.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83894
 08.07.2013
on the portal about renting housing in the description of the room and who you would like to see as tenants:
Consider 2 girls or 1 person.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83893
 08.07.2013
When I was 3 years old, I recognized my aunt under the costume of Santa Claus.
When I was 5, I found my mother removing my tooth from under the pillow. So my tooth has disappeared.
Having celebrated my eighth birthday, I discovered that I was not rewarding in the name of the Moon. And when I was 11, my cat didn’t turn into a Hogwarts professor and didn’t invite me to a magical special school.
At 16 I read the Constitution of my own country.
And I still need to explain why cynicism is my life position?! to

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83892
 08.07.2013
Bring a girl to Samara, show the city. Due to some circumstances, I had to use a public toilet 4 times a weekend (cool toilets and just in parks). Before leaving :
D: You have a beautiful city, and the coast is beautiful, but the whole impression is ruined by the lack of toilet paper in all the toilets.
Brother’s wife comes in. Previous post: My mother is now working. If someone needs something, toilet paper, for example, apply. She is now in her home...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83891
 08.07.2013
The Israelis, out, with the F-4 engine, also introduced the injection of a water-alcohol mixture into the compressor, so that the engine could be chased for the MiG-25.

bredych >> And why all? And because chasing the Russians without vodka is an empty idea! (c) the

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83890
 08.07.2013
in the morning I go in the headphones on my wave, I don't touch anyone... and here I almost jump, it turns out, the playful Labradorcha wanted to hide her wet nose in my hand))))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83889
 08.07.2013
Talk to the designer about the prepared layout

What did you smoke?
discs: printed briefings, twisted, hit with printed blades, set fire and made a couple of stretches
Employer: It was fun.


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83888
 08.07.2013
One of my uncles worked as a driver. He always complained that he did not buy spare parts for the car, including rubber. Somehow his patience did not last, and he rolled out a note in the name of his passenger-gen.director, about the fact that he did not buy rubber in time instead of already bald. He brings this service to us in the supply department with the literal visa of Deputy Gender: "Glavbu, Head of OMTS. If you don’t need me – you can’t pay!" Do nothing – bought him a rubber and hanged on a wall in a frame)

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