How are you there? : 3
- Everything is okay, except for the new admin-biker, who was born (according to the calendar) in December 2014... I sit next to the unborn thirty-year-old man... it is a very strange feeling.

You do not love me!
I never said that.
Why do you need me?? to
The cat feeds...
Just for that??? My son is 2 years old! Why are we to you?
Well, I have already said...
And the son?
Maybe someday he will feed the cat.

I read the jargon over the fall of the proton and wonder: do the regular falls of Russian geo-navigation satellites (exclusively) only I consider strange? But it was by the idea were the last satellites bringing GLONASS to full operation. At the same time, the launches of Proton Without GLONASS satellites on board were quite successful.

Normal guys give normal girls flowers there, all sorts of shrimp.
That is what yours gave you.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. I gave. And today gave me a rabbit and taught me how to shoot the ducks...and we also tried to shoot the boat out of it.
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A joke has been made by a comrade who copepastites quotes and comments under the line. Do you hear? People come here to read something funny, not your opinion on every matter!

TV commentators at the opening of the University in Kazan:
"The countdown begins... and the stadium explodes!"

And my friend is so old-fashioned that when after another bearded joke they say to him "Well, you are straight Petrosyan", he considers it a compliment!!! to

1983 year.Socialism (the dream of the idiot is not to work, but to live on interest, like a ranch)
1993: to trade on the stock exchange you have to go to Moscow (the dream of the idiot is to sit at home to trade with the company)
2003: I trade a house with a comp (the dream of an idiot - to lie on the lawn in the country to trade from a laptop)
2012 I lie on the lawn in the country I trade from a laptop (the dream of an idiot is a crushing stable channel of inets, write a robot (a few) let it trade, I sit with the bodies in the pool)

Dreams come true – Gazprom is not the case :)))

xxx: I have been calling them in the staff department for a week, and they never answered.
Well, maybe they don’t take the phone when they see an unknown number?

Cat, I have a surprise for you.
When a man ran out of the shower loudly, and from this even more touching, telling about the fact that shaving cocos with menthol foam is cold, but very impressive.
I’m going to go warm.

WOW: this is the age of the Internet and new technologies, even before laying eggs to the faithful, you need to first write about it on the net... photos of the slaughter and the bills for the slaughter in Instagram rest)

I sat down and read the book quietly, as my father came in:
Take a look at the university opening.
Why Why?
Look at what my mom and I got out of retirement.

xxx: nothing, you get married - you will find out what evil these fields type "remember my password"

I do not try to hold the air... breath while I let myself breathe.
M: From a purely technical point of view, man has long learned to hold air in a compressed and even liquefied form. In addition, air can be recycled by certain chemicals or electrochemical processes. This is me, in order of academic certificate)))
Idiot, don’t write me anymore.

Sonic: After volleyball in the shower.
Artem, your soap has fallen!
I have no soap.
Without soap, without soap.

kadavercian: Another transmission about repairs... they made a hole in the roof and inserted there something of polycarbonate... Leading(summarizing): "..And if you look up, our pyramid of polycarbonate, there are associations with the Paris Louvre."
Kadavercian: Probably because I wasn’t in the Louvre, it seems to me that it’s a complete mess.

My boyfriend said I was dancing like a GTA prostitute.

We have a very specific schedule. without weekends and holidays of 14 hours a day at best)

Who are you studying for, fucking? In a slave?:D

WOW: I had the same fist with a couch and a maid. You put a couch on your feet - the sound comes out of the tear, you clean - the sound disappears.

zzz: I checked here - put, removed, but the sound did not disappear. Is this the wrong model?

Every time I pass by a cat lying outdoors on the floor or on the couch, I can’t stand up to kissing it a few times. It always seemed like he was very indifferent.
I took things out of the kitchen today. I drive the TV by the sleeping cat on the couch - he raises his head, looks at me astonishedly, and I hear in my footsteps a disturbing and upset:"MYU!!and "

Discussion of the music generator on the Habrah:

Dixx: It’s all great, but music is essentially one way to convey human emotions and experiences. What are the emotions of a random number generator?
alex_blank: by accident