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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73727
 03.12.2012
Good there is a comment: "As long as you don’t get into the comments, nobody needs you."

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73726
 03.12.2012
KypcaHT: There was an idea for the picture, so far the hands have not reached. as a murderer leaned over the corpse, wrapped in polyethylene with puppies and clicks on them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73725
 03.12.2012
At first it was fools and roads, now frosts and frostbite.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73724
 03.12.2012
I mean, I’m crazy about chastity!
Would you say EMM?
H H H H H H H

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73723
 03.12.2012
And when we were sitting in the Darkness, one man blew up. I quite assume that the cause could have been poor quality food or excessive alcohol... But it looked symbolic...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №73722
 03.12.2012
It doesn’t matter who is talking behind your back. The important thing is that when you turn around, everyone will be silent.
Medusa Gorgon

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73721
 03.12.2012
The students took a room with their grandmother.
He was playing radio all the time in the hallway. I meet my grandmother, she praises the song of Professor Lebedinsky
Grandma: such a good song, "I will kill you in a boat"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73720
 03.12.2012
XXX: Going looking for a pompoon
YYY: You are what?
XHH: Yes, the customer has sent us a request for technical support...
xxx: "Dear staff of the support group..."
HHH: I went to look for

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73719
 02.12.2012
He: Dear, you have lost your bracelet, hold it.
She: Even if, you’ve stuck me on the bed.
It is his own fault that he split up.

[ + 0 - ] Comment quote №73718
 02.12.2012
"xxx: I love the controversy of humanitarian!..."
After reading this, the first thought: "Heras, humanitarian who, too, spores multiply, Like fungi?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73717
 02.12.2012
From the news:
For the cleaning of the snow in Tver was decided to use the technique...

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №73716
 02.12.2012
I look out the window in the morning, on the asphalt of bright white paint the inscription "Zaya, I love you!". I think: "What a banality". I look up and see just below the pale signature "Your single-eyed rabbit"...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73715
 02.12.2012
Interests: Maine Reed, Maine Kampf, Maine Kraft

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №73714
 02.12.2012
"The turn is not there 5" 2012
Shoot a knot, buy a joke navigator for yourself already...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73713
 02.12.2012
Everyone has their own memories of the first day at school, and I have this day steadily associated with the phrase “Vasjutina+Smirnov=pizzu ušastaj”, large-cut on the cover of my batch.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73712
 02.12.2012
A great deal of bubble will gather that film director, who will make a movie, how from Russia are expelled and shot in the race provoked deputies and officials, drug dealers and pirates, spies and instigators, etc...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73711
 02.12.2012
Orange: Today 2 December is the day of moist tenderness.
I don’t want to jump metal.
Orange: and I look at Dexter))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73710
 02.12.2012
Hamstermaster: a hole is drilled in the butterfly.
The inside is thrown out, and there is a handful.
Rice or a banana. Monkeys catch a snare but can’t pull out their hand.
with a fist and get caught.
Sevcat: How I understand them...
Sevcat looks sadly at the pot of tomatoes.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73709
 02.12.2012
Ura to! The same man, about whom all the stories are written in debt, wrote his own. Author of the story 9853, know, we hate you with all our hearts!
With disrespect, the disloyal to the state sticking tanks agnostic with a wooden sword and without a suit with a tie.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73708
 02.12.2012
xxx: I just imagined: on the left I, in an epic posture, on the right you are in no less epic, and on top the inscription "Linux Battle" :D
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Zzzz: fuck you fuck your head.

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