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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73487
 28.11.2012
For the next session:
- Remember how we handed it over, gesture, I got the seventh topic, it's all confused!
And I have a ticket with questions from the end and from the beginning, a failure at all.
We barely handed it over!
And I got it all.
How is it?
I have been on the transfer nine times.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73486
 28.11.2012
xxx: shit, fools, invent all kinds of dawn and dawn saga, and I then find the dawn time on the 2nd page of the search issue

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73485
 28.11.2012
He helped the elder to prepare for a check-up on history and, discussing the topic of "the fall of the Roman Empire", brought so many examples from modern times that somehow it became unusual.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73484
 28.11.2012
XXX: I heard, Lenka on the diet!)
YYY: Again is it? Three to five days and everything is new.
XXX is not. This time the point will lose weight, she is serious.
YYY: What did you get?
I went with her on the street yesterday. We pass by the macdaka, she stops, pulls the air loudly with her nose and says so loudly - "Our way is blocked by dark magic!"!", then a pause and - "But the will of the templar is stronger than her!!!", takes my hand and pulls me out of there.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №73483
 28.11.2012
XHH: Is Irko satisfied with the body, in the sense of the phone?
Yes, as well as
ууу: so much in the phone features more than in Irka so they are difficult together))))

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73482
 28.11.2012
Vladimir: hearing, body
Vladimir: What will we eat today?
Alex : remove the word "what" and ask the question again

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73481
 27.11.2012
Argont: Worse fool, fool with admin rights.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73480
 27.11.2012
dialogue with the user about configuring the barcode scanner:
Now let’s check the scanner.
Paul, should I eat?
Natalia, you have to eat.

c) Mastdai

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73479
 27.11.2012
What is a musical hit? As you think, it was when I heard it on the radio, and immediately inserted it, so wow and ah! Or when he listened - a bit of a bit, then listened a couple of times, and here, so to speak, felt and then inserted, and it came to wow and ah!? to

and no. Hit, it was when you listened to the composition and you got upset. And then another year is sick of her!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73478
 27.11.2012
xxx: I read in the community: "In short, I am the Count."
XX: Yes, I think it is true in brief.
xxx: I read the following word: "designer".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73477
 27.11.2012
The theme of "Positive"
The xxx:
As my grandmother said, it’s better to shoot, recharge and shoot again than to light a light and ask “Who’s here?”

I went to Berlin, beautiful. very much liked! Have you been to Berlin?
No, I was not. My grandfather was. by work. In the tank.

My grandmother is super ;)

Zzz: Yes, and the grandfather is not bad, apparently we went to work together =)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73476
 27.11.2012
Energy (1) communicates by loud communication with the expeditor (2)
2: Here you ordered the Schindler, and here next to them exactly the same machines at the same voltage three times cheaper. I will complain to you, Navalny.
Take what is written! Put the Chinese machines at home. Just keep in mind that all Chinese electricity is specifically designed to reduce the population of Chinese in China and greedy fools around the world. 

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73475
 27.11.2012
YYY: Daniela finally moved from dota to wov, I'm really happy
XXX:"Brother finally switched from cocaine to heroin, I am really happy"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73474
 27.11.2012
and Astis:
Let’s meet at the stop. It will be easy to recognize me: on my shoulder I will have a frame from a highway bike.
Oh, that is great! I will find you. So that you don’t get mistaken: I’ll have Captain America’s iron shield in my hands.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73473
 27.11.2012
It is necessary to calculate from which iPhones you enter "check" sites for "unacceptable" information. And in case of access from them to give a cute and harmless page %)
And everyone will be pleased. Your website works. Investigators processed the complaint, but found nothing prohibited.

c) Dimantchick

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №73472
 27.11.2012
I have hair!and ((
Even a haircut needs to be cut.
Oh no, you are a girl!: *
Let those who don’t like it go to the ass.
Q: I don’t like it!
Go to the village!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73471
 27.11.2012
- What does our man do when he learns that their garages will be demolished? Right, - gives advertisement: "I sell a garage"..

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73470
 27.11.2012
News: "Zenit" may be tightened punishment for penetrating Boyarsky on the tribunes

The comments:

111: and again shattered the shattered seat
222: And the wind hurts the bulouououououu raanu
333: Where did the crash take you to hell... Do you not have peace in your pocket?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73469
 27.11.2012
Green
You know, I’ll help you, I’ll make sure no one knows about our little secret, but someday, maybe not soon or even never, but I might need your help and then I’ll call you))))))

Ula
Thiaak

Green
It can be a banal request.
You go and buy beer.
or
Hello, help me choose a sweater.
Or maybe also
“Julia, take a spade and come to the cemetery, I need your help urgently!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73468
 27.11.2012
Beauty-girl: I don’t like chicken, I love fruits and salads
You are not cannibalized.

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