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I go to the pharmacy in the morning. Spirit please. That is, stupid, without details, without clarifying the quantity. Just “give me alcohol.”

Oh, lie to health, So you and sold alcohol in the pharmacy. To note, alcohol without a prescription with a bunch of seals in the pharmacy will not be sold, because the law. In special shops in 5-liter pots - as much as you want, but 50ml in the pharmacy - ni-ni.
Such is our country.
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This is what "you have". And in Ukraine, medical alcohol in 50ml bottles is still sold. Here, I will reveal the secret, not only Russians from Russia write.

Yesterday it was 30 degrees, the whole back burned in the garden. Today only +16, I walk in a jacket and jeans. But in the morning you can immediately see those who have not spent the night at home - they are like yesterday in t-shirts and shorts or shorts)))

I don’t understand that everybody runs on the pitfalls. They also reduce the competition of the babs, rejoice that there will be fewer rivals.

I sat in the shower, dropped the soap, raised up with the thought:"Only so that the screen would not break".c) the panic

I was looking for an advertisement on the Internet. There are three types of work in Russia:
For the workers: you graze like a horse, and we pay you a penny.
You do almost nothing and we hardly pay you.
For the bad guys: you work and pay us.

The crust was - I sit, I mean, on the pot and on the phone I lay down the passio, in the absence of people - with the door open. I raise my eyes, and the cats set up comfortably in front of me and watched me. Well, I tell them - what do you fool - pay for tickets to the show! They stood up and went to the kitchen. Not the cats? What did they mean by this - like "not what babies pay for"?

Two news on the Yandex: "A drunk Uzbek broke through the gate of the Moscow police station" and "In Moscow, a dispute between cyclists and a motorist ended in a shooting"

It seems that fans can’t wait for the release of GTA V and start playing in real life.

xxx: I recently downloaded a game (20 GB at a speed of 600 kbps) and remembered times when the inet wasn’t that fast. How much time could have been spent in the two or three hours that the film was filmed.

Oh yeah the youth. I remember the times when there was pornography on the internet. The 1 MB video was downloaded for 10 minutes. This was a five-second video. I had to run it around many times.

Yes, you have radiation.
There is no radiation, good potatoes grow, friendly, greeting. There is something to talk to her.

Unknown persons attempted to assassinate the imam of the mosque, Mohammad Abdulayev, in the village of Kohabrosso in the Uncucul district of Dagestan. Three unknown men broke into the house of the mufti and tried to kill him. He resisted and opened retaliatory fire, one of the attackers was killed
O_O

In Hong Kong, a faithful wife can kill her unfaithful husband, but only with bare hands. A man’s mistress can be killed in any way.
The law is like that!

Sweetheart: Hello to everyone!
Nick and Nick. I just read it, and my ass is already shuffled.

The logic of men:
I asked my ex-husband to wipe out a vacuum cleaner bag (90s)
asks: "Nafiga to do this?"
I answer: "the bag is full of dust, it needs to be rubbed out"
The answer plunges me into a stupor until now as I recall: “I thought the dust was going through the wires into the wall” – and it was FULL SERIOUS, he really thought so.
I was still to blame that he was disappointed in the vacuum cleaners.

From the news:

Japanese ophthalmologists are concerned: more and more young people complain of infectious eye diseases, corneal injuries and a feeling of eye irritation, reports La Vanguardia. The reason was considered a new type of erotic fun - oculolinctus, licking the partner's eyeball, notes journalist Javier Silvestre. According to those who tried it, it’s no less pleasant than the "French kiss".
Teachers were the first to worry, finding that many students come in sunglasses or with a patch on one eye. The Association of Japanese Ophthalmologists warns: you can even get blind from the oculocycle, as bacteria and measles are transmitted with saliva.

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Apparently soon hairdressers will chase their clients and press money for every exit, for the show made by the hairdresser.

From the comics of Lisa and the Swan:

Is there anything that will make you absolutely happy?
The Sophie: Well. You know, I’d really like to have a person who always knows three things: what to wear, what movie to watch now, and what fuck?! to

Over the years, the fools in power become the fools in power.

leaving the country from neighbors with a perforator, do not rejoice: there are neighbors waiting for you with a gasoline!

I am called in every way: Tanya, Tanyusha, Tanechka... there is even Tanyusik.
But the hell, Tansilla is already overwhelming. O_O

Here is this:
Roman Aliskers
Fuck, I smoked and threw the bull out of the balcony! and he stumbled on my floor in the room O_o

I hope someday someone will wash you out of the window.