It happened a few years ago in Moscow. I worked mostly from home and at the most responsible moment, as it usually happens, the computer crashed and didn’t want to turn on. There was no time to go to a workshop, and how to find it without the Internet? But in the entrance hanged the phones of all kinds of services such as "man for an hour" and "let's turn off the computer quickly".

I call. Getting out of the house is almost free. Maybe 100 rubles. Soon a courteous young man arrives. He quickly decomposes the computer, conducts a diagnosis, finds something overburned, tells me the cost - 500-600 rubles, I agree, he quickly changes and says:
You have a lot of dust here. Is there dust?
Of course there is.
I bring him an ordinary home vacuum cleaner.
In 2-3 minutes, it removes all dust from the inside of the comp and collects it.
I look at him and think, "What a responsible worker, you will find where such - it is necessary to give him money for tea."

After the assembly, he makes some papers, guarantees and extends to me:
- With you 3,600 rubles, - smiles and gives a receipt...
I take it: 600 rubles replacement parts, 3000 rubles cleaning compass!!! to

At first I lost my speech. I stand and flatter. And he smiles so sweetly that even to look at his face is somewhat uncomfortable...
I woke up in a minute and said to him:
Then you have 1,400 rubles.
He is so naive:
Do you have a banknote of 5,000 rubles?
- No, I say, 5000 rubles is the rent of my vacuum cleaner.

Here he for some reason stopped smiling... and 600 rubles was enough for him.

by Zy. Do not stumble for no reason and do not fall into a crap! and :)

How would you like to sometimes put a lemon not in tea, but in a Swiss bank?

The Pepsi Advertising.
The concept is built around "Live here and now".
At the bottom of the video, it is signed:"It is not worth repeating. It is dangerous for life".

We have means in the CC guards have a room, my department near their room. There is a guard of Vital, well, such a normal man. We stand, we mean, with sellers from other departments - Czech languages, we are 2 young girls and 2 aunts. I stood next to the girl, she had to put the juice to the guards in the refrigerator. We stand, we talk, she waits for the guard to come. In the distance comes a tall man, and the girl says:
Look how healthy, straight like our Vitalia!
I: Oh, not so, and Vitaly is high.
She: well, he is tall....we had already begun to argue and here is just Vitaly this begins to open the door in the shelter, we fly to him - without speaking, and quickly ask questions that interest us (and she needs to put the juice in the refrigerator)
Do you have a free refrigerator?
I: What is your height?
Pause...
He: And how are these two questions linked? It’s part of me, part of me 😉

Two hairdressers in the absence of clients solve crosswords.
The first is Macrame.
Next Next post: Prospect!
1st: - What is "Prospect"?
The writer is such – Prospect Macrame!

Here are the reasons for women’s inadequate behavior: PMS, pregnancy and postpartum psychosis, menopause... And the man is almost immediately “foolish.” It is unfair.

XXX: How long will it take to repair? If it is rude

If it is rude? If it’s rough, then you went off with your repair.

This is all about the Russian Post.
And I, the day before I left for Crete, after receiving a notification, went to receive money from Adsese Google, which was very helpful!
So here.
What was my disappointment when I went to the Mail and realized that there was no light there :( On my question when they would give, the answer followed - at 19:00. And when asked how to get it, they said – get O_O.
I didn’t even have to write my fios this time. The girl took 3 sheets of paper, placed a copier between them, filled out a cash order FROM HAND! and gave money.
Then I understood. There will be war, there will be no money, no light and no food, but my money from Google I will get anywhere =)

How is the job new?
He left and arranged another.
You are fast. They said: career growth, prizes...
They sit there stupidly. If I were given eggs, I would be able to sow chickens in three weeks. Then I remembered that they were given to me when I was born. I have dropped, I will be more.

Era: My husband and I read and booked hotel reviews all day long. People write "pounds", "boseen")))

Knee: XDDD "pounds", "boseen"

D is fucking, fucking

We have also met the word "scratch" and "chalot salty"))))

We sit with my wife in the room both behind the compass.The aunt (divorced) comes in and is happy:
I picked up the man in the bus today!! to
I (photographer) without a back-thinking – what did I take?
Wife: Where did you get it from?

Mi: I do not deny the existence of the theory of probability, but the stream of water on the kitchen crane will always, always, fall on the spoon thrown into the dishwasher and soak you the bubble.

I read on one website about snakes bite. I find the phrase:
As a result of the damage of the central nerve there is involuntary salivation, urination and calorie ejaculation.

Calibration... The calorie!! to

XXX: I’m now eating chicken.
Tagged with: >c
XXX: Do you not like it?
YYY: The Quas is ruined

All movies teach us something. Regardless of the genre, each film has its own morality, its own life lesson, which can be projected into real life. Do you understand me?

YYY: I seem to understand, and I totally agree with you.

ZZZ: The Morals of Films with Chuck Norris - "Never Contact Chuck Norris"

In Nevada, the United States, you cannot have sex without a condom.
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Is it stated that he should be dressed on a whore?

World of Tanks:
The first minutes after the release of the patch 0.8.6. Map of the "Sacred Valley" Almost all the Allies went in one direction, ahead of the column is M103.
M103: Don’t go after me, I’m lost myself.

In the evening, a very attractive African girl enters the subway car, sitting next to me. Well, I think the exotic, and not bad by itself, should be pushed. Only the mouth opened to talk to her, as the song played in the player "And you have a spear, and we will die", swung up, turned away and walked quietly...

> and Hubble:
The seal "script" is brilliant; by its strength it is quite capable of displacing from the rude.
> the jargon is the former (too long) term “scout script.”

The next stage of the script: "prorect".
It’s a project that’s done all through the ass.

Amazing nearby! I went home last night. It is dark, there is no one on the street. On my neck I have a camera hanging, in my hands a bag from the store. I turn into the arc to my house, and suddenly three characteristic figures of the hippe species appear from the darkness. Well, I think the end came to me, I mentally said goodbye not only to the camera, but to life. And then suddenly I remember that I have seeds in my package!!! And I kindly say to them, "Children, and you don't want seeds by chance?" and you won't believe it - they wasted and just a packet of seeds! I am still in shock.)