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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №81787
 21.05.2013
The guy in the line in front of me stands - fun, he calls
and aloo?
(I think they are walking)
You are normal, how do you walk? First, the rain, and second, you are a shit.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №81786
 21.05.2013
by Anton
In a porn video, she poured something into the wine while she drowned.
DuriGdimko
The intrigue which
DuriGdimko
What will he do with her later?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81785
 21.05.2013
Did you notice that every YouTube ad that can be interrupted in 10 seconds says nothing about the product in those 10 seconds? It does not even hint what it is: a drink or even tampons.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81784
 21.05.2013
I have the feeling that managing companies first wait for the most rainy and cold days, and only then turn off the hot water and heating=(

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №81783
 21.05.2013
XXX: The word is not a wreath
Chapter 8: The Captain Wreck

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81782
 21.05.2013
I am in a volunteer relationship with a newborn baby. I feel like the main dish: the child, the mosquitoes.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №81781
 21.05.2013
The youth...
What do you understand about professional mental deformation?? to
I woke up somehow from the wildest, to the pain of standing.
I dreamed of a gun, yes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81780
 21.05.2013
Every summer, girls dress more openly and frankly. Some seem to be preparing for sex soon!
nic_aaL: I saw after the subway, from which you can conclude that sex was just right in the wagon!)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №81779
 21.05.2013
What kind of cat to take?
by Berry Schrödinger
ZZZ: Do not take

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №81778
 21.05.2013
Chapter 8: The Ring
YYY: It is cool! Congratulations to! Where will you make an offer?
XXX at the restaurant. Banal, it went, and what to do?
YYY: This is called a classic. Is the ring gold or a stone? Have you taken a couple?
XXX: White gold, brilliant - everything as it should be. Why a couple? They are not fiancés.
YYY: I do not understand. Fuck, you grow in front of your eyes straight... It’s like you’ve just been into the same toilet, and you’re already getting married.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81777
 21.05.2013
xxx and yyy guys discuss plans for cosplay

Review of Dungeon Keeper 2. The dark angel, the horned devil and the lady. The female Persian. This can be done in a group.
YYY: Then we have a problem that has pursued the entire male race since birth. We need a grandmother.


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №81776
 21.05.2013
Andrei Andreevich (13:55) :
How is it translated?
Evgeny Lapin (14:12) :
Hi to you! Okay, I am fired
Andrei Andreevich (14:12) :
) and then where?
Evgeny Lapin (14:13) :
I opened the IP and now I will be on my own.
I will get a certificate tomorrow.
Andrei Andreevich (14:13) :
What will you do?
Evgeny Lapin (14:14) :
In the meantime, video surveillance
Andrei Andreevich (14:14) :
Close to the topic?
Evgeny Lapin (14:15) :
I worked with that shit.
Evgeny Lapin (14:15) :
I did the installation myself, Andrew, I did not work anywhere and what I did not do.
Andrei Andreevich (14:16) :
))) no)) the case is profitable, we many have from this))I am, for example, in Yakutia on the gold-bearing field of the local airport radar)))
Evgeny Lapin (14:17) :
Oh yeah yeah! brought you
Andrei Andreevich (14:17) :
) on Friday I will fly home.7 hours by plane 4 hours by taxi
Evgeny Lapin (14:18) :
We have completed finance and credit.
Andrei Andreevich (14:18) :
Those of you))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №81775
 21.05.2013
A fool, a child is not a guarantor of the existence of a husband.Not all of them, children, are afraid. Include your brain and the instinct of self-preservation.
_________________________
The child does not stop you, the ring too, the man in the radius of 5m may also be not the husband. Do not be offended by a broken face.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №81774
 21.05.2013
With computers:

xxx: If the scientists-statistics had a sense of humor, they would have come up with some uselessness coefficient in the watches for the deputies.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №81773
 21.05.2013
by 00:57:30
I went to Buddhism.
Not yoga, of course, but in a quiet way.
by 00:57:39
Oh to!
00:57:47
I do not eat meat, I do not smoke and I do not drink.
by 00:58:20
Same kind of. No more money.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81772
 21.05.2013

As a child, I never killed mosquitoes. I thought they had their wife and children at home, and if I killed him and who would feed them.
— — —
This woman is. The males eat nectar.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №81771
 21.05.2013
xxx: you are useless as a menu item "About the PROGRAM"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №81770
 21.05.2013
M: Why don’t you love me so much?
What if I die of hunger?
J: Yes No
The instinct of self-preservation will prepare an egg

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81769
 20.05.2013
And only now I understand how not funny the joke about the diploma is.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81768
 20.05.2013
from here:
You need to buy an old truck, put a bed, a closet, a bio-toilet inside, generally make a house on wheels and start doing wild dartism.
I am so dumb :D
It is tourism!

and calm. Uncle Mokus was a guru in this matter, and he also carried the zoo with him. There was only a pig extortionist.

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