He made an offer to his wife for the third day of dating, and he only regretted the lost two days of his life.
Yyy: she gave him on a third date, and all her life she regretted not being on the first date

Sygurd: I don’t know how to tell you, but still...
Jim Parsons, playing the boring but incredibly clever Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory, Zachary Quinto who played Commander Spock in Star Trek and the ruthless maniac with superpowers – Sylor in the series Heroes, and even Ian Murray McKellen who played Magneto in People X and in the image of Gandalf screaming to the demon Balrog “You won’t go through!”
Sygurd: And you’ll have to live with it...
Homo: I hate you

The hardest thing to measure is human stupidity: it is constantly stumbling.

Today I heard about the dress code for Swedish train drivers, which prohibits wearing shorts. So they started wearing shirts that the dress code is not forbidden.
Immediately recalled the case of the period of abortion (1966).
In that year, shorts just started to get in fashion, and quite quickly and part of the aptitude has already gone in fashion. But...
The vigilant overseer of the universe considered that entering the temple of science in cowards was the top of dishonesty and dishonesty, and at the entrance were displayed guards, which cut off this disgrace.
The audience was excited, but again!)...
On the morning of Monday, before the main entrance, the black "Volga" stops, Spartacus Timofeevich Belyaev, at the time the rector of the National Academy of Sciences, comes out of it in a hurry, and, swinging with a portfolio, passes past the watchmen in unqualified white shorts!
There were no more guards.
It was a pity that I could not afford to buy shorts at the time.

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@ra_gallios
Every time I realize how much more prestigious it is for us to be a programmer than an engineer, I feel like I’m overtaken by a one-legged person.

Article "10 reasons to be proud of Independent Ukraine" One of the first proposals: Ukraine is one of the few world space powers. According to Freud.

xxx: Programmed LPT port

XXX is cool.

YYY: What did you program for?

xxx: It is connected to a rail with LEDs and now they run to the left to the right

YYY: With what?? to

XXX with lighting.

Thanks, you made my day.

How to know. I was a witness to one case, when during a hot dispute around a broken hood of extremely exhausted alcohol men, one cried out: "Go naked! I was, fucking, an engineer!", and then disappeared for fifteen minutes in the entrance. He appeared on the street already with a welding machine. Fifteen minutes later, it was like new. And he also arrived on someone's wheel on the sides of the wheel from a small truck. The ways of drunk engineers are untold.

The Law on the Protection of the Feelings of Believers

What if I believe in a God who is an anti-god to the god of another believer? Who should give in to?

YYY: The court will decide. will conduct investigative actions: how many icons in the apartment, etc.

zzz: I propose to decide by the Match of Faith (God’s judgment). First, it will help to separate the straw from the weeds, and secondly, you can show on TV and cut the cabbage on SMS voting.
I have always been fascinated by medieval romanticism.

Ares: you are silent, well be silent

BlackMur: What to say

Ares :What thread... Preferably cool

Ares: It's Hot That Pipes

Blackmur: The Rain

Ares: Even colder

Blackmur: The Snow

Ares :More

Blackmur: Liquid nitrogen

Ares: Yes, do not stop

Sometimes it seems to me that in the tape appeared Barbie and Ken, from birth made of plastic thin and laughing. Otherwise, how do you explain that nonsense about the figure, the size of clothes and the diet they write?

Some people have nothing to be proud of except their wealth.

[ the man ]

by this:

xxx: in the department of life 20 UAH wanted for the cutting of the sims
Tagged: Jews

The replacement for the micro-sim costs 15,93 UAH, and the cut is the initiative of the seller. Write where it was and we'll find out ;)

I recently went to a large computer store for details, there for savings recruited warehouse staff gastarbayters - whether Tajik, or Moldova - women, men. Fuck how these people understand their business! Let them speak with a little accent, but know all the models that are in stock! They will remember all the configurations, methods of checking and can even give advice on iron! This is their job, and most likely a temporary one, but now they are working on it, and therefore they know their business. So why all these fucking "high-qualification" courses of banking workers, "effective business workshops", about which I get regular spam, why all these crowds of banking fucking people - psychologists, personnel consultants, managers, senior managers, senior managers of personnel - why can't they recruit instead of their high salaries stupid fucking cheats with IQs below 50 normal employees - employees for whom this is the profession they have trained in their fuzzy financial academies, employees who would be able to mistakenly dig five digits into the charts, could answer the simplest questions and didn't lose applications on their tables filled with sham?

111: The scientific base was finally downgraded. All on fire, all on fire!
222: On fire, it is Catholic. Orthodox in Col.
333: Yes, we do everything through pop

I can’t take men with wire ribbons in their hair seriously. My grandmother, as far as I remember her, wore exactly this shirt.

Socialism: Feeding the hungry with fish. Capitalism as we paint it: not to feed the hungry with fish, but to give him a whale. Capitalism as it really is: not to give a pond, but to sell it in credit, not to let the hungry person understand that neither access to the pond nor the right to catch he still has, because the pond and the fish have long belonged to those to whom he now owe a pond.

1: A, the celebration is with you
2 of AGA.
The former day of the Constitution.
Today is the day of Russia.
2: The Constitution is broken.
Before that it was Independence Day.
But independence broke out earlier.

Battles on TTC - like biathlon: missed - a penalty circle.

In any, even in the most difficult life situation, a person always has two choices – to send all of us... or go there himself.