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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83787
 06.07.2013
Dark Knight
Listen, you are a doctor.
I suddenly swallowed the crown with a stift.
How to live?

Outsider
The man!!!! I will give you a toothbrush that brushes your teeth in hard-to-reach places!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83786
 06.07.2013
Exothetia - the external cutinized layer of the wall of the box of leafy mosquitoes, for example, in the corn linen.
Somebody is interested)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83785
 06.07.2013
Ministry of Internal Affairs: Places of residence of illegal migrants found in the basement of RAN
Commentary
> Do not touch the academics!!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83784
 06.07.2013
I was in the clinic and there in one of the offices there is a system and on it a cap with crying signs is written. This server is always working, apparently it has been turned off several times.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83783
 06.07.2013
I went there to drink and rest. In the end, I ruled everyone, pulled people out of rivers and rivers, watched drunk and frozen fools, and so on.
Two boys and one boss went swimming.)
xxxh: guys I pulled out the words "luck small somiques you eggs will bite". They were drunk and believed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83782
 06.07.2013
I walk along the perron. On the roads is a train and on one of the wagons a large inscription Express. Anyone else will come faster.

[ + 46 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83781
 06.07.2013
The news:
The Moscow-Vladivostok flight price is equal to the price of an air ticket.

Alexander Hitrov I generally adhere to the opinion that a paycard from Moscow to Vladivostok is a form of administrative punishment, for which you must not pay, but you. ))
Likes · Answer · 5 hours ago

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83780
 06.07.2013
zoom_zoom (14:55:43 5/07/2013)
You are half-dead.

Fattakhov (14:56:57 5/07/2013)
Heat is

zoom_zoom (14:57:09 5/07/2013)
Go to server.

Fattakhov (14:57:27 5/07/2013)
I sit in it.

zoom_zoom (14:57:36 5/07/2013)
Do you carry a bullet?

Fattakhov (14:57:58 5/07/2013)
I am on the street and I am emotionally suffering.

Fattakhov (14:58:05 5/07/2013)
Because I know it’s hot there.

zoom_zoom (14:58:41 5/07/2013)
You are injured

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83779
 06.07.2013
The xxx:
Now in the wagon in front of me stood an unreally huge and fat woman of 40 and a guy slightly younger than us. And here they began to suck. The whole car trembled. I will have nightmares today.

YYYY :
A pregnant, drunk lady with a German Shepherd in one hand, and a 5 litre baking water and a huge icon in the other.
I am not better here.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83778
 06.07.2013
A six-year-old brother pleased his mother:
Dad has called! He and Uncle Grish will pair up and then come.
My mom was sick and called back to Dad. It turns out, not so scary: they just go to the sauna.)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83777
 05.07.2013
XXX: yesterday the cat walked on the balcony, I watch swirling on the balcony, the banks fly, every shit
XXX: Then I look out of the balcony, in the teeth with a big plush rat.
XXX: D the predator fucking,

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83776
 05.07.2013
Mom, what kind of animals do you like?
Mom: well you

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №83775
 05.07.2013
I once thought that Onishchenko was strange.
After the recommendations to run around Moscow at 3-30 I realized that he wasn’t strange – he was fucking.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №83774
 05.07.2013
ARCOS: Today I chased the big... I eat I mean by Orlovskaya, I come after the bridge from the mountain to the park of victory, and after me there is on this same mountain UAZIK comes with a flashlight and crawls..) well I thought it was forbidden to come from the mountain, and mocked from the Mentous Waze... he followed me on the bike trail..) well, I didn't think long, jumped on the lawns, for nothing if the miner bought... he again followed me... in general I lost him in the pine and trees... I went back to the road, I became lazy to escape from him, let me think I know what he is chasing me here... stopped, I wait :)
I asked "Your bike?"
My own, I say.)
What will you prove? and :)
The picture, I say, is where I stood with him last year :)
We have documents for this bike.
Well, let’s swipe the RAM number then :)))
Sorry, but we got acquainted.
... and they were silent, and on the rear seat a girl was sitting crying, on the way to her, he was leading spheres.

And they also say that the militia does not work at us, out like the hills goyled after me :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №83773
 05.07.2013
Belarus in many aspects ahead of the United States: for example, Independence Day we have a day earlier! * easy

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83772
 05.07.2013
About the news "Shoigu announced a hunt for programmers for scientific companies"
The xxx:
Daddy Timlider will gather at the table with their developer every morning and say you’re fucking upset.
More of a code! Comedy of Frog! 3 out of line!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №83771
 05.07.2013
This is:
_______
The Client:
You cannot make candy from the processing product of the digestive system.

The Integrator:
I hope I can.
_______

There was such a joke at the time of Khrushchev.
To combat the shortage of products, a department was created, which had to come up with how to make oil from shit. In one of the first reports it was written:"It is already possible to anoint, it is not yet possible".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №83770
 05.07.2013
to this
— — —
A. and B. sat on the trumpet and wrote "Monday begins on Saturday".
and
Respect and respect, sorry no comments, went to read Picnic

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83769
 05.07.2013
Alexander: fucking asked the boys to clean the potatoes to make giant drunks with farch
Ask how much to clean.
And I spied.
Alexander: without thinking said, the more clean the more food will be.
I’m going to chew it up. ??
We can help you eat.
If you want, come here.
After an hour and a half.
I am just leaving the plate.
I will finish in half an hour.
Chicken is more delicious.
Andrew: We’ll come with a beer, hostess)))
I made my farce.
Alexander is fucking.
Alexander: I did
Alexander – – – – –
Andrew: Oh, this awkward moment
Andrew: When you talked about Freud XD

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83768
 05.07.2013
From the news:
Moscow police in the building found traces of migrants
The comment:
Was there a hole in the corner?

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