Disney is closing LucasArts:
DL: Someone is stuck in the universe of Star Wars, and I am not. These swords and piu-piu rays, rejecting laser rays from pistols, a laser sword, well just a kindergarten. Something I did not get into this. There is little doubt that a human is able to react faster than the speed of light, that is, faster than 299,792,458 m/s. Something I doubt is simply that training with the green curtains made a person 300 million times faster. But many people believe it.
Trepak: Something does not hold me to Transformers. These robots and piu-piu missiles, repelling missiles with railroads, transforming robots into equipment. Just a kindergarten. The iron cannot, according to the laws of physics, change in size without changing its volume.

Something does not hold me to Spider-Man. This is climbing the walls and piu-piu web, clinging the web to skyscrapers and flying around the city. Just a kindergarten. A person cannot, according to the laws of genetics, from the bite of a spider to start whipping a web.

Something does not hold me to Harry Potter. These sorcerers and piu-piu spells, punching spells with sticks, all sorts of rabbits, and so on. Just a kindergarten. A man cannot, according to the laws of anatomy, witch.

XXX: and to the new jurorent screwed Facebook support. Pick up, you roll up the perverted anal porn with pregnant Asian women and bonding, and the whole friendlist in Facebook sees it. and frightened.
YYY: Or sympathize

Dispute with a girlfriend

Anastasia
To burn in hell is deadly. With thick sweaty smelly men... Without sweets and chocolates...
Anya
Coats to Coats! Then you should be given dogs all your life, not mice! That you would buy a cake, and it was overdue, that you would cry when you wanted to have the body dear in your eyes all the time!
Anastasia
That you have money on the phone always ended... That the nylon always broke. To get your grandmothers on foot in the trolleybus.
Anya
To keep your hair winding forever. So that the last candy is always not delicious, so that you go down to the first, and then realize that the student forgot! Give you Bibicals!

Question to useful_faq@lj:
I gave bed clothes. and beautiful. With black inserts. After sleeping for a few nights, I realized that it was painting me – black hands, neck and everything else.
I washed today. The water is also black. How to be in such a situation?
Give this clothes to the Negro.

Getting out of the balcony:
I wanted to ask if I tortured you, why are you living with me. Then I remembered that we were married and calmed down.

[0:05:55] Cohery: What do you know about hernia? I was taught about herniation.
Cohery: Believe me, drawing a donkey on yourself is still very intelligent
[0:06:25] Cohen: At least it makes sense))
Kohery: a neighbor in the housewife wrote a housekeeper in a foreign language about what anyone is doing when boring and nothing to do)
You know what the girls in the village are doing? ?
Kohery: You take a bowl of cherries and a few chickens.
Cohery: Throw out chickens and shoot cherry on them
Cohery: Then you get a lull from your mom for fifty red chickens
Kohery: or you take a rubber from money (generally from medicines, but from money too)
Cohery: One end you put on your tooth, and the other clamps your knees half a meter from your tooth.
Cohery: “You’re hanging with two hands until your head gets dull.”
[0:10:03] Cohery: or here is another option. Take an ambulance and a pen. and connect the moths as smoothly as possible. Each with each
[0:10:26] Kohery: You’re getting a crazy psychedel. My mom is in shock again.
[0:10:36] Natus Immortal :D

We are looking for a new system administrator. The candidate with the name Spasibukhov was taken unthinkingly.

From the news today: "In the Kostrom region began to sanctify emergency areas of roads". The first reaction - "oh, the daddy is tormented!"

I watch Terminator 2, there the Terminator captured the police car, hit Conor John and got all the information in 1988 in 2 seconds!! to

When is Half-Life 3 coming out?
New album by Nirvana.

In the army, like: round is carried, and square is rolled. Here I stand and look at the snow in our part. The square. It was right, they ran.

Women in the office burn.
The first "blin, as the ear itches" and the finger in the ear itches
The second, thoughtfully not distracting from the monitor "if the coca is itching, you badly wash it";

In Barnaul there is no village of Hueta, there is Kueta. Many here give what is desired for real!! to

She: Let us abolish the rule that all the girls who come to visit you must be cut off?
He is... Okay. They will be cut off or required to do general cleaning.
She: the second hasn’t yet been ? but let’s cancel both?
He: I am already going to global concessions – an alternative that is...

After a long dispute, it turns out he was right.

He said, “Have you eaten?
I have eaten...
He would just eat you!

I noticed one pattern. All the stories about the purchase of the iPhone start this way: worked (a) 1.2,3 years. He did not eat, did not drink, and refused everything. I accumulated (a) on the iPhone 3.4,5... But all the joke on the topic of the iPhone starts like this: If you have a fucking Android, then you are a poor thing! There’s no money for a normal phone, so don’t open your mouth that the iPhone is shit. by Zy. Coatshredderadmin

Not much yet, and I would definitely give the pi"duel, the happy snowboarder I have met since December of the month to this day, with the board when I go home from work.

We watch today "the fall of the Olympus" in the cinema. At the end of the film, the moment is so exciting: the main character taps a code on the headboard that will stop the launch of missiles to prevent the destruction of America. He is dictated by a literal digital password... He shouts in panic: "all right??? Why does the system not turn off?and "
And here from the hall a compassionate cry:" JMI ENTER, EPTA!and "
How damn I was... Because it just helped!

A friend told me how he was named when he was a child.
His mother returns home with her newborn son, named Daniel. They meet their relatives at home. And his mother-in-law looks at them with a surprised face and says, “Who have you brought?” We were waiting for Alex."
Since then he has been Alexis.

Discussions on one of the sites about the closure of Disney LucasArts.

How could the 1313 be closed? Too cruel for Disney.

Too tough? You are talking about the boys who killed Mufasa.