I don’t understand what’s the difference between a smartphone, a tablet, an e-book and a gps navigator?

We have a friend. He married a girlfriend Kate, divorced, married another girlfriend Kate. Since then, she has been jokingly called Catherine II.

The news tells me that on this autumn evening, millions of men around the world will decide to reconsider Emmanuel. This is a kind of respect.

HHH: I think I’ll go put on jeans or write a program.
xxh: so far with a big gap leads ''to lie on the bed and do nothing'

<X>
In Windows - Icons and Services
Linux: Demons and Zombies
<Y> in Mac
<X> obviously gay in Mac

The zombie apocalypse should start differently.
In the Shchukino district of the city of Moscow, close to each other are two remarkable research institutes - Virology, and Kurchatov.

at work. The nurse approached and whispered: “Go drink tea, I brought tampons.” I ask: "What tampons?", answer: "There, I say, punches!"

A three-meter caras caught in the Moscow river forced the fisherman to fulfill three of his wishes.

Conversation of the distributor (D) with the advertising department (RO) of the supplier:
You have calendars with naked grandmothers.
RR: Yes, but they are 12 years old.
D: No matter what year they are, I can see the date on the clock!

These will be the most miserable and troubled theologians in the world.

Damn, it is impossible to prepare a festive dinner of five dishes of onions, sardines and three eggs.
Wow, yes, Mozart had only seven notes, nothing, the man was twisted somehow.

I don't understand how girls with long nails in their nose are curled.
That can get to the brain.
Zzzz: I can’t get it. The brain is not about them.

Zenit signed Hulk and Witsel, and the BATE bought a flavoring tree in his bus and crushed Lille with Bavaria.

The eternal dispute of the logic of male and female.We sit, we talk peacefully, I and the girl.In the process there is a brief dialogue, which also broke me.
I've seen how many times that the girl can't walk on her heels, but she can't walk on her heels, but on the half-clogged one fig is melting somewhere.

Well, for you, men, we try.On high heels, the legs seem longer and the feet smaller.

I (I’m already starting to roast, drawing a picture in my imagination) — all right, I saw long legs with visually small feet, brought the owner home, in the process of intimate acquaintance I threw those legs on my shoulders, already without shoes... and with wild cries "no hassles!!!!Q&A: I got out of bed.

Dear Hashish, my grandmother is coming from the country today, could you let me go sooner?

The admin has the complex of God.
YYY is Nifiga. The priest’s complex. You come to him in the temple with a offering, he will offer a sacrifice to the gods of Google, and then will say that the gods are not favorable to you and will turn off from the internet until the end of the month.

I watched "City of Angels" with my wife. It would be nothing, romantic and the like, but the end just killed me. I, of course, understand that the main heroine fell in love with an angel, who for her sake became a simple mortal... But, foolish, it’s like it’s necessary to go on the big without hands on the mountain serpentine with closed eyes????? Even the outgoing forest car, which she caused to die, looked less ridiculous!

Post of Kazakhstan
The internal delivery:
Big package (day travel between cities by bus) - 3 days.
Little Banderol (two days by train) - 5 days
Delivery from England by simple mail - 2 weeks
U.S. Air Mail Delivery - 5 Days
Delivery from Moscow for 2 months.
It seems that the whole world has a conspiracy to defile the Russian post.)))))

About taxes.

A clear example of the fact that money is easier to get from the poor, and that the poor have little money, is compensated by the fact that the poor are many.

I collected 12 likes on the way to work today!
WOW :?? to
Xhhh: I missed the turning from the adjacent streets-and the drivers caught me in an accident))