I work in a warehouse advertising agency. Film, solvents, paint and so on.
Through the warehouse run bats and field mice.
At the end of the working day visit unicorns, Jiggurs and speaking cats.
It is recommended to wear a respirator.

Judging by the amount of milk in the refrigerator of our department, we have a very harmful job.

More inside than outside.
You are about what? The Tardis?? to
The female bag.

Men are the opposite, women are angry. The hands are afraid, the eyes do.

New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg found himself in a stupid situation when he was refused to repeat the request for a pizza in one of the snacks.
The owner of the pizzeria says they refused him more than one serving in protest against Bloomberg’s proposed ban that would restrict the sale of soda.
Can I get another Pepperoni? The mayor of the city, Antonio Benito.
“I’m very sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. We have a limit – no more than one piece of pizza.
“Well, it’s funny,” he realized, hinting at the limit on the sale of soda: “in connection with soda... such things... But I’m not joking. I didn’t eat all morning, just give another pepperoni.
I am very sorry sir. We are serious, Benito insisted. “We decided that having more than one piece is harmful to you, and we forbade you to do so.
Look at the fools! Bloomberg was bustling. I missed breakfast this morning, I can eat at least four pieces of your pizza. Don’t be a bad guy, just go back to the kitchen and bring a fucking pizza, it’s okay.
“I’m very sorry, sir, I can’t do anything,” the owner repeated. You can go to several restaurants and get a piece in each. At least as you suggested. You know, it is good to burn calories!

Traffic Rules is the science of how to properly protect the contents of your wallet from predatory haishnikovs.

The most stupid act of those I have witnessed is to stick the key of the hanging lock on its own bow and to shut it down – so as not to lose it.

I’ll be happy with you then I’ll go.
Leave hope to everyone who enters here.
HHH: What is it?
One of them, I say, come.

When you tempt a girl, what do you say?
"Can you see them all?"
Fu, the fool

by Moredhel:
I played at the holidays in Knights of the Old Republic. They are so cute there :)
In me Darkside is already hoping at the fullest minus, on the avatar is no longer a man but Diablo is someone, I kill all the ignorants who can, throw them, blackmail, behave like a complete shit.
And here more briefly in one of the dialogues where the non-writing on me begins to include a bull I somehow haunted him very answered in the key "plug the fist, the wretch", and here the Jedi-partner to me is such "my friend, filter the bazar, on the dark side ignorance can lead you".

How is it with Alina?
- And how... I didn't sleep all night, I thought how better to break up, so that her psyche would not be badly traumatized... sad yet. I made a mega-plan, I thought about all the little things. I woke up in the morning, she told me - "Sorry, Sanj, let's go away, no offenses=)" Is she not normal?? to
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah You are bad ?

Sometimes I get out of contact for a moment so everyone thinks I’ve gone somewhere and I have a real life.

The Monday. The morning. I work. And on the street, warm, sunny, birds sing... They didn’t hold up with a friend and went to the bar for a ice cream. The head of the grimza saw it in the window and walked to the third of our colleague where we went in the jackets because until lunch there was still a long way.
When I came back I lied that I was smoking.
Fuck, I’m going for the ice cream and lying about smoking!!! and survived!!! to

Rambumbedum: I have a diploma. 10 pages of concentrated inf must be poured with water to get 100 pages.

by Lenta.ru
"The ability to lose weight with worms proved on mice"

Is there anything left of the mice?

Iren: Grandma yesterday complained about grandfather, now deceased
B: Well, he was a strange man, he did not remember any dates at all: no anniversaries - but they lived for 50 years! Neither my birthdays nor our children.
I: Do you remember it?
B: I remembered it wrong.

I have long wanted to tell you about the wonderful dialogue that occurred two years ago between me and a genius man with a speaking clique.
He: Listen, and there are violins, as they are called "Straganini scripts"?
I: No, the Stradivari violins, but the famous violinist – Paganini
He: brakes, Paganini is a footballer
I am (already close to hysteria): what kind of footballer is he?
This is the Jamaica team.
I : what? (In fact, I even doubted a bit. I only heard about Jamaica in the song.
This is in yellow shape.
And I said: A! The Brazilian team, Ronaldo?
He is: WO! exactly!

After yesterday on my rose still traces of the face.

How will Optimus Prime be in Belarus?
Yyy: Liaxander Rigorich

I had a case. I worked in a car shop. Point of the market. Kiosk with doors. The Winter. There is a gas stove, warm only next to it. The case after the NH, almost before Christmas. I sat in a chair, pulled my legs to the oven, horror! I stumbled from the frost! And I sleep sensitively, yet the inner "guard" does not sleep. I hear someone come in. I see, he stands and looks at me. I’m trying to make a poker face, like I didn’t sleep and I was crawling in the phone, but my consciousness, not fully understood that the dream, and what the reality, was pumping. And instead of "Good Day" I issued "Good Mint". I still remember his blinking eyes.