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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82967
 15.06.2013
I am looking for a girl. participation in armed robbery. No intimate offer.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №82966
 15.06.2013
How did you lose weight so quickly after pregnancy and do not see stretches?
Nerves and divorce. and :)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82965
 15.06.2013
From personal correspondence:
The genealogy of elves is very complicated.
Ballet history as well. Both are equally applicable in life.

[ + 31 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82964
 15.06.2013
The main reason that a small number of people control the main resource package of the planet is the disorganization of that majority.

Now there is the Internet that allows communities to organize.
An architecture is needed that will allow social adjustment in the network mode.

There are no altruists. Therefore, performers should be interested.
To do this, you need to offer a model of customer interaction – a community of hundreds of thousands/millions of people (each of whom will run into the box) and an artist – professionals making specific projects for the money.

These will be entirely legal projects, ensuring the lobbying of the construction of a road, a hospital, a trial on a corrupt official, the adoption of normal laws.

Those performers who in the future will provide the service - the implementation of projects, should provide the necessary social network in which you can create working groups, discuss priorities, allocate funding. Competitive selection of the best performers is meant.

This is a new type of business – ensuring control over power.
At the same time, it is a new generation of social networking – Web 3.0, if you want.

But above all, it is a new commercial project that you can invest in. It is this idea that should make the idea profitable.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82963
 15.06.2013
The greatest mistake of Russian folklore is the identification of kindness and stupidity.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82962
 15.06.2013
Do you think in your ass? Go deeper, I’ll meet you.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №82961
 15.06.2013
Kekekeks: The "eight-leggers" were invented by the Japanese to circumvent the restrictions on the demonstration of the male reproductive organ.
IRainman: Oh, and Russia will soon be waiting with such legislation...
oshibka404: Only with Russian legislation will eight-leggers have to fuck eight-leggers.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82960
 15.06.2013
From the tape:

The U.S. Navy will refrain from using only transcript letters in its orders and messages... The reason for the changes in the rules is the fact that young sailors perceive the big letters as a scream. In this way, orders will look more readable and less rude. In addition, the solution will help save funds - according to the management, up to $ 15 million a year.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82959
 15.06.2013
messer_f1: I believe that fathers throwing away their children are real pimples

Apazhe: What do you think of the mothers who drive their children’s fathers out of the house and live on alimony?

Soap: I think that out of human ears are made great buttocks.

Apazhe: This is a highly traditionalist comment!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82958
 15.06.2013
Broke the mirror. There is a healthy shredded piece. The girl drank and asked to take it out. After almost a whole day of negotiations, she issued:
You can’t leave it for the night, it will kill us.
It worked.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №82957
 15.06.2013
Thus, you can imagine a dark, evil personality doing charity at night, and fun and sociable people taking money in every way.

A few years ago, I was equipped with a crowd of gopes (bricks from my side!) In the New Year’s Eve, he said:"What we will wear". I gave shoes. Chocolate and congratulations. So I don’t know if it’s wrong in the phrase "dark philanthropist".)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №82956
 15.06.2013
The office building. We go down to the elevator.
The third floor. The elevator stops. The door opens. A fly in the cabin. The door closes.
We go down to the 1st floor. The door opens and the flies leave.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №82955
 15.06.2013
American private space is for the money of NASA to order the Ukrainian South Mach a rocket with Russian engines. But the most important thing is the piar :-)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №82954
 15.06.2013
I have 8 GB of music on my player.
Gramace: How long will I be jailed if caught on the street?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №82953
 15.06.2013
Trailer of the movie "Elizium"
Primitive and not interesting. Another buffalo, wearing a tattoo from spare parts from the trolleybus goes to restore "justice".

You have now briefly recounted the plot of 90% of fantastic films from the birth of the Lumiere brothers.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №82952
 15.06.2013
Today I saw Russian porn in which the mat was spotted... I understand so that children do not learn bad words?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №82951
 15.06.2013
"X: Yovovich has an offgenic figure."

This is the beginning of your quote!


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82950
 15.06.2013
S. M
I am thinking about a new law on LGBT propaganda.
That is, now when another gooper approaches me with the question, “Are you at the time?” and “Do I need to first ask him for an identity document and make sure he is over 18 years old?”
On the other hand, t. The age of consent we have from 16 years, then it turns out that you can fuck him stupidly for 2 years, but without explaining the reasons...
Everything is wonderful and wonderful here.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82949
 15.06.2013
CyxaPb: The girl asked what I was busy with. I replied that I was cleaning up my sword. She was confused, well fucking I really cleaned the sword, iron, 1.5 kg, tournament)

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82948
 15.06.2013
It is time to introduce a new abbreviation - HGH, a sense of own literacy. For such, here are the dude who do nothing but look for mistakes in other citations and write about it here.

It’s called Grammar Nazis, and I believe they’ll help stop the degradation of language due to such deep... em.. personalities like you.
Katie, Schroeder, give me strength. by admin.

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