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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №80767
 26.04.2013
I HZ how to do it
On your hz, there is tz

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80766
 26.04.2013
I will not talk about us. I will tell about myself. Yes, I have become such a reference that I will not run out on the street when a couple of fools are craving one (but in school I went out). I will not go into a fight because tomorrow I will be taken to the point of reference, the nervousness in the family and the incitement will begin at work (the stock markets are not needed, they will be fired because they do not go into plans). I regret, there is a spiritual zeal to rush into the most unpleasant but... immediately social restriction works and how to live? Being a master is possible. But not in the city, just not working for someone, just not living with the same references.
And as soon as you start to breathe smoothly, courageous internal troops will take over your smoothness. Will they take away (or am I exaggerating?) This would not have happened if 10 people (and each of those 10 others) had been injured for me. In short, it really feels like a lamb in a bench where there are frames in which you are still needed. for now you can cut sheep (taxes) well and there as a meat mixer will order.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №80765
 26.04.2013
I tell my acquaintance how mothers experience the meetings of their sons purely in male company. Then in the bathroom with Sergei, then with the pasha at Vitalik sleeps. It’s time to get married, and what? The Homicides?? to

xxx: imagine the girls' names: Vitalik - Violet, Lesha - Lena, Pasha - Polina, and ыhychychy, do not scare parents))))
Yyy: it's, of course, great)) but if anyone else learns about it, we'll NEVER be believed that we're not homics :D

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №80764
 26.04.2013
From the Auto Forum:
where can I buy cheap alkanter leather for salon stretching?
YYY: cheap you can only buy a young dermantin skin!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80763
 26.04.2013
Friends: People generally love to be friends "against someone"
I: Against whom are you friends with us?
Against common sense...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80762
 26.04.2013
xxx: I mean that spelling on the Internet is your “dress” from the famous Russian proverb, and in order not to be sent immediately, you need to write right away or at least try to write well.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №80761
 26.04.2013
Corporate sport is great! Playing the whole company of football, you can from the heart, a few times to fuck the director, as part of the game situation.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №80760
 26.04.2013
ALA: I have why now associations - as in elementary school composition on the topic - "who you want to become"))
Anton: I was foolish when I wrote in such writings.
Anton: would have been older - would have written "dolbaebom"
Wasabi: This would be a piece of "who I became"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №80759
 26.04.2013
About the greedy babies and their tenants.

I am a beautiful, fun, smart girl. I don’t want to marry a guy who earns at least $500,000 a year. I want to earn it myself :)


[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №80758
 26.04.2013
Katherine: Hello

Andrei: Who are you?! to

I am your death.

I was waiting for you later...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №80757
 26.04.2013
Inscription on the Decanate:
Every student who has received an unsatisfactory assessment can get a candy in the deanate as part of psychological unloading and adaptation to a stressful situation. Sweets are distributed. Dean of Educational Work.
I can’t help you any more, learn better.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №80756
 26.04.2013
XXX: Let’s see what ARA will write. Do you have no acquaintances?
YYY: I am a sewing acquaintance
XX: Did you get upset too?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №80755
 26.04.2013
X - O, Marina, look at your tease
So that’s me, Olla.
x - aa, then the breast cannot be seen)
Y - You let yours show you found here a chesty shoulder
X - I have breasts from God =)
Y is a fool, God has no breasts.
X – of course not. They are now with me!
Do you have hairy breasts? 0_o
X - No I barbed her :-P
Y - Tomorrow the pins will grow and you will be cuddly, better than your breasts!
x - I will use laser epilation
z – I understand who’s hurt, but why discuss the size of yours
milk iron in comments of my photo
The cats?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №80754
 26.04.2013
In her case, when both of her hemispheres are working, they just rub each other in jeans.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №80753
 26.04.2013
My ex-husband didn’t understand me when I sat with him in a cafe and kept silent.
J: Looking out the window.
I didn’t realize I was so relaxing, I drink champagne and I feel good.
M: It's not scary, people don't always have the same mood
J: Yes, and he just took me, what is it?
Tagged with: ahahahahahahahah

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №80752
 26.04.2013
In Egypt, Edik purchasing souvenirs on the market, the pyramids sold for $10 yesterday in two hours, traded up to one dollar. Tomorrow he led his acquaintance to the market, and the seller, seeing the yesterday's buyer, announced the "yesterday's" price - $ 1. Edik, a big joke, decided to get stuck - "Is this the starting price?" he asked the seller. The "Final!! The final!!" the seller stumbled onto the entire market. During the two weeks that Edik lived there, Edik knew the whole market face to face.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №80751
 26.04.2013
I remember the big races on the first channel. The last season, the final. Russia and Kazakhstan are the main competitors. Everyone is sick for their own. I said it myself and was nervous. And here is the final contest, intrigue, everyone is waiting for results. And wins Kazakhstan, ahead of a few seconds. I get a cup and so on. Our people rejoice. They give gifts to everyone for joy. The dissatisfied Nogiyev stands in the champagne and congratulates us on the victory. (I watched this on the KZ channel)
The next day I watched the competition on the first channel. My cheek hanged from the end. Russia is winning. Nobody but the Russian participants are awarded with an entirely different cup (in the original, the participants of all countries gathered in the center). In short, the first channel took a separate victory for itself.
The question is, does he often do that?
Yyy: Probably the shooting of the Sochi Olympics is in full swing.
Zzz: Now Ernst is sitting, reading this and crying. A couple of dozen more posts – and a statement on our own in our pocket. Let us raise!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80750
 26.04.2013
p: Let’s make a "smart office"
Q: Do we hire smart people?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №80749
 26.04.2013
I told a friend before going to the store that I wanted a soft toy.
And when he returned, in a solemn setting he handed me a bag of soft pears "Dusches".

Sasuke, I love you!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №80748
 26.04.2013
The Miley Answers:
Anna Klopova: I buy a mining helmet (or a hat, I don't know how to correctly).

Celt: I change the miner’s helmet for bags with food.

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