vsop_judge@lj: This would be to remove a bacterium that would consume all the organic, including polyethylene. You load the garbage tank, and at the exit you get metal, glass and heat :)
Zloradskij: The Marsians once brought it out.

From the VK group:
I can tell a funny story. One man stuck his bicycle under the entrance. But when he drove off the trunk with the castle left on the fence to hang.Then my acquaintance wanted to open that castle (in sports purely interests).Then he just started, as the owner of the castle walks on a wheel...With rounded eyes he asks:"what are you doing?"On the sho the acquaintance calmly answers: "And you what do not see -the fence I want to spit"stays up and quietly leaves.I cried from laughter. And the cyclist could not say anything - he was slightly shocked.

Dialogue of a wife with a girlfriend about the second pregnancy, on the topic when it is better to give birth
Rita: Here I want a Capricorn or Aquarius.
I want it in August or September!
A lion or a virgin?
Freo: No, that would not buy trousers for three sizes more, and go in the summer and do not fade.

Website of Urology. It is considered the issue of the rupture of the nodule on the male unit and the consequences of not visiting a doctor.
The last answer:

"Example of consequences?

If you do not glue the skin in time, it will slip... first from the device and then throughout the body. It will be like a combination"

and hold. thank you.

From the answers mayl.ru, question in the category "Computers, Internet"

Burning pain in the lower abdomen on the left, can it be pregnancy?
Probably the processor is heating up for viruses.

There is a trait of male character that all women cannot tolerate. And that is moneylessness.
Yyy: Any creature who is taught to hula cannot tolerate when there is no hula. This is the general characteristic of any lazy cattle. And moneylessness and certain women are just a special case.

XX: It buys tons and it all goes away instantly. And for me, for example, one gel for a shower is enough for half a year.
YYY: Are you all of him?

We sit on a bench near the house (later USSR), and the neighbor of Vytka went somewhere with a bitch...
Hey, Witch, where did you go?? to
With a beer!! to
Is he naked?? to
to blaze.

Of his clothes, he had only a puppy.

On March 15, Samsung fulfilled the dream of an idiot: made a controller for a TV that can be called.

Posts in Pornography:

xxx: Interested in erotic drawings on an ancient theme, if anyone knows where to look for or maybe someone has, please share!
yyy: scans with amphora, papyrus and clay tablets?)

XXX: be healthy, you have to sneeze!
Go to Herry, thank you.

Guilt is something you will never get from a terrorist, a serial killer, a fascist, or any woman.

Spring has arrived. The first cubicles of the press start to appear modestly from under the thirst :3

Now I hit my elbow at the door and loudly said "Oh!". Dad praised, said not in vain went to college :D

Don’t know what to talk to a girl?
Tell her the number Pi, it can be done almost indefinitely.

Being a married person, you don’t even know, dissatisfaction with what fact dominates in the phrase "What, eaten and satisfied?!?!and "

Y: Well, they are sitting at the entrance of the zombies, scrolling themes...

Yesterday I told the children about the gold of Fafnir (as part of the theme "Scandinavian heroic epic")
For those who don’t know, I briefly recall: the father had three sons, one of whom was able to turn into a spider, and one day went to visit them Loki (such a disgusting Scandinavian god) and on the way killed this same spider and brought it with him. The family of the murdered asked for a huge ransom: it was necessary to fill the skin of the wire with gold and sleep on top, so that it was not visible. Loki went and sought gold from one dwarf, and there was, among other things, a very beautiful ring. Having given all the gold, Loki did not want to give the ring, but from a bunch of gold, he had to cover with a ring.
Voice from the back:
Get rid of the fist!! to

Today comes out two holidays at once - the Maslenica, and St. Patrick's Day!
2: And what? Would you burn an Irish man?

I have to think of something in the summer, the job is interesting
XXX: When We Go
Yyy: The Girl Threaten
YYY: Or sudoku to decide.
Oh fuck, I am serious.
The girls are cancelled.
xxx: the bear :D