One of the "philosophical" publications of VK:

Everything can be survived by picking up the right song.
c) Kurt Cobain

HH: It probably didn’t work out...

Why are the eyes of herbivores black and the pupils of predators visible?
YYY: That the herbivores, whom everyone eats alive, look nursery, so that they are pitiful.

Somehow you don’t immediately understand what you can read under the title "MODELER ZAYCES".

xxx: I understand psychology well, I notice a lot of details from the side, but I cannot link two words when I meet, and if I connect, I get a postcard.
Why connect immediately? Try to talk.

The daughter (9 years old) lies wax candles, commenting on the process. There is a little more wax.
I hear: "Why do I need to be blind? Oh, blind man! and then a few minutes of reflection on what kind of man it will be and how it will burn. Then suddenly:"Can any animal be better? After a second of reflection: "No! It’s a pity!"

We talk about the film series.
Has anyone watched Californication? Well there Spiritual plays a guy who has the talent to glue women. But he doesn’t want it because he loves his wife and tries to keep her loyal. Six seasons he fucking with everyone except his wife

Unfortunately, time can only be wasted.Bakutkin

When I lived in the center, there was a grandmother with a binoculars. She was often sitting and stumbling at the opposite window. I don't know what moved me, but I glued out of paper a binoculars the size of the board, painted it in black and in the evening I sat by the window, turned on the light and began to look into the grandmother's window. When our eyes met, I smoothed her hand. She did not appear like anymore.

“The Russians are confident in their tomorrow.” These are the results of the survey of residents of Russia, devoted to the cumulative part of pensions.
One hundred percent of Russians expressed confidence that their future pension will either disappear or it will be robbed.

XX: I have been working in a summer camp as a leader for a year. We went on a flight to this camp today. During the flight, the chief man came out and said:
- You know that in the rooms themselves, the sockets for safety reasons have long been dismantled. Working sockets in the buildings are only available in the cabin and staff rooms. Therefore, please: tell parents to give their children mobile phones with them more easily, which do not need to be charged often. Tell them about last year’s massive fighting between boys and androids for a free slot. And also about how girls take revenge on each other, photographing rivals sleeping in the dark and sending photos to "contact" and Instagram.

Do you want to ride a steep SUV worth several tens of millions of backs?
YYY I want.
Join the Strategic Missile Forces. "Topol-M" is waiting for you

From the smartphone discussion:

I gave my husband-Koz..l was happy for 5 days, and then left and took a gift!Here are such men!I know for sure, in the days I will go and buy myself the same on my own account)
I gave this to my wife a day ago. I’m not going to leave it (if anyone tracks such statistics). My wife is delighted.

When I lie down, the children are running out on the street, one boy says, “Anton, you are a fool!... silence... again:Anton, you are a fool!... another guy:Anton is home, a fool!

XXX: What are you doing?
yyy: I just woke up, listening to the monsoon and drinking tea
You just woke up, you say?
yyy: I rolled in the bed and then decided to raise my ass)
XXX: Nothing for yourself. How long ago did you start working with powerlifting?

I read from a very good author:
Of all kinds of dairy products for her favorite is milk pig with hernia.

On the trailer comment:

What about the Russian broadcast?

The answer pleased:
You do not need...

From the text editor's discussion:
1: I can't make a pastry
The Russian language?
2: Because you can’t.
Write well in Russian.

The quieter he is, the more professional he is.

with VIO

How the speed of the ship is measured
In the nuts
ZZZ: Determined by the speed of the sanitary movement that this vessel carries, usually measured in km / h.

Alex Exler: Do you know what’s the best thing about Spain? There is no need to put winter tyres in Spain.
Doctor Notes: So what? We don’t have to put the summer on now.