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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78907
 18.03.2013
It was necessary to think about the difficult words to pronounce - "complicated"...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №78906
 18.03.2013
X: decided to leave thanks on the website of the Russian Post
What is it???? to
X: I sent a banderol a day ago, there was only one girl working, and the people lived on her. She is polite, does not raise voices, explains everything to everyone, arranges quickly. A lot of young and beautiful.
X: But Hohma is not that. I could not send thanks. The site of the Russian Post. At the same time, I regularly send them complaints and the form works normally.
Y: The empire of evil, what do you want?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №78905
 18.03.2013
In the light of the news about the release of Apple watches:
xxx:I can imagine what holiwares on the forums will be in years 5-7. iClock vs Casio/Cartie/Celvin Klain...
Yyy: But Apple is better than it is more accurate and brighter and louder and Casio is just a plagiarism for the poor!!!This is the first Apple chips invented!by 111

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №78904
 18.03.2013
I just saw on the street, a young dad goes - a healthy uncle, and a daughter of 4 years important such, in one hand a red taxi on the lead, and in the other...automat)))) probably dad border guard)))))))))))

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78903
 18.03.2013
Oh man, I am sad.
Oh what is that?
My girlfriend stumbled one. Beautiful, the figure is excellent, the breasts are large. He rides bicycles, goes on trips and reads books. You can talk about tanks and you know who Alan Piz is.
Ohhh, who is this?
You will be surprised, you will be surprised. So, I invited her home, a cup of drink-other, the matter is similar to the logical beginning, and... in short, I pull out of it a slice, and there... instead of spotting - flare-ups. All the size was from the parallel. Well, there’s one with a tail, there’s something to stand for. It seemed as if she wore, pulled her pants, and there can be cuttings.
Hahahaha... how is it? Is it without a breastfeed? More a mouthpiece?
Wow, I was afraid that it was a guy and it was about to get up from the bubble. A bullet fell from her and ran into the kitchen.
I broke up my girlfriend ?
Wauw came into the kitchen dressed, thought she would mock, and she apologized and we ate. Under the degree wanted, but couldn’t!
A girl with notions?
Wauau Aga... says a year of sex, she didn’t shave. He promised to give me a marathon. We’ll see you tomorrow, I guess =)
And the breasts?
Wow shit, guy, she’s chasing on a chopper and there’s a waik prepared for off-road. Give me my breasts. I promised to bring Napoleon’s cake, and I love it. It has 55% of tanks.
The main thing is the tank.)
I sit and think.
Boots or tanks?
The Fuck...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №78902
 18.03.2013
light_smoke
But with the Americans, and especially with the British, I can’t speak English at all.

light_smoke
The last time she met an American coffee-surfer in Istanbul, she was stupidly embarrassed by her pronunciation at him.

light_smoke
So we kissed.

ParamountThomas
Good Chase

light_smoke
I am a good manager, I can handle any situation.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №78901
 18.03.2013
Irene
I can be proud of myself as a mother.

Ivanna
Survived the ride?

Irene
On the question: "and how does the hedgehog do?" my son (2 years old) does "AAAAMMMMMM!" and presses his loosened hand to his face.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №78900
 18.03.2013
by DJ! :3 (14:11:53 18/03/2013)
We have the toughest admin today came cut and in a new sweater.
by DJ! :3 (14:12:17 18/03/2013)
He was tortured for a long time and was taking pictures. of fluorography.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №78899
 18.03.2013
After announcing the closure of Google Reader, more than 500,000 users switched to Feedly in two days
yyy: “No, well a feedly do,” thought Google Reader users...
zzz: It would be funny if after a while Google bought them for a couple of yards :)
YYY: and will close

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №78898
 18.03.2013
I’m an administrator, and I hate when users start moving from place to place. Do you sit in one place?? to

Oh, I want to move out into that office!

Sewing, and there is no connector for it, we pull the cable under the hanging ceilings with a thread, switch all the wires to a new place, reset to another printer...

In two days.

- Oh, and here the air conditioner blows in the back, and at all it wasn't fine, can I move back?

I would kill!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №78897
 18.03.2013
Who else remembers the times when url had to be written entirely?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №78896
 18.03.2013
HHH
Just like trichlorethane ?
WOWU
trichlorethane... as an elphic name
WOWU
King of Trichlorethane
Prince Trichloretan
HHH
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOWU
• Easy drug addiction
WOWU
Trichlorethane Great
Trichlorethane is wise
Triclorethane is beautiful.
HHH
and his son, two-methylbutadien propane))))))))))))0 and daughter))) tetrahydroxoaluminate))))
WOWU
The grandson of Davy
HHH
officer of security - trinitrotoluol))) (he also trotted)
and headbuck purgen)))
WOWU
and Sisadmin Alkaselzer

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №78895
 18.03.2013
red> when will you give it?
therapist> I will throw you to the grave
therapist> <...prints..>
red> don’t get fixed, it’s got out)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78894
 18.03.2013
Zzzz: The employer pleased us this morning:
And the most important thing is to make each of the categories like a gynecological tree so that the different levels of subcategories are visible.
T-34: such an excessively correct formulation of the request "Make a shit!'

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №78893
 18.03.2013
I bought my wife a huge Samsung Galaxy Note 2, the chip of which is a stylus and the convenience of making notes. Staying in the clinic, you need to rewrite the doctor's schedule. I put it in my bag and I get my phone. I am pleased, I finally use it. And then she gets a pen, a leaflet, puts the phone and begins to rewrite... a nonsense scene, Facebook spam.

Two idiots are power. The damn woman is a girl, she is forgiving. But what prevented you from using your mobile phone and taking pictures of the doctor's schedule?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №78892
 18.03.2013
Why do everyone want to feed me?! to
You seem to have a maternal instinct.
No, it is serious!
It is serious!! to

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №78891
 18.03.2013
There is no such sequence of buttons that the user cannot accidentally press.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №78890
 18.03.2013
I love Russian forums. a picture in which photos of the mine on the X-rays, in the comments of dentists on the correctness of the installation of stickers in the front upper teeth.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78889
 18.03.2013
I went to Maserati. There were a lot of people and blinds. Blinds liked it more.
The Lord Lecter.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №78888
 18.03.2013
Watching my friend-baby stick a girl with the appearance of Chubaki, I realized that in real life 5 bottles of beer replace the photoshop.

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