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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77967
 26.02.2013
Pipet, went to the accountant... we sit in the courtyard, in the semi-office-half-community (the third part of the office - three rooms for rent for housing), where it is not that the courtyards do not go - there birds do not fly! We work on pre-submersible machines, which even have flops and work on lemon. The phones remember the times when they just appeared. The windows are dear mother, the very building in which we sit is a two-story building, which was built by Nicholas the Second and, judging by the outline, remembers the uprising of the Bolsheviks and the overthrow of the emperor as a spectator of the first row. The attempt to refine the interior of the office did not lead to anything - the stairs remained oak and carved - they could not be removed and simply painted.
But at the same time - the bug has the last iMAC 27". On an old, rough table, on a circular towel...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №77966
 26.02.2013
You are the boss and you are a fool, once such a fool as I took the job.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77965
 26.02.2013
Telephone correspondence, with all the spelling.
Vasya: Annette, I miss you very much, but there are a lot of slaves, and you can still see what happened to Elephon! As soon as I get free, I will call!

What else is Annie? You are wrong cattle, right? I’m waiting for him all day, and you fucking with what kind of anecdote do you copy? With whom? From his birthday, what? Fuck me, I hate it! Don’t call me anymore.

Didn't anything bother me in my message?

You’re going to fuck this mosque, and I don’t know you anymore! The cock!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77964
 26.02.2013
Judging by the salaries of teachers, our government is made up of vengeant twins.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77963
 26.02.2013
My friends call me to Finland for a weekend (by phone).
I say :
I'm going to Tallinn for the Earthfire concert, I'm back on Friday. I’m tired of going there.
Come from Tallinn to Finland.
And then I hear a wild voice: Who? Bl... who?? to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77962
 26.02.2013
It is good to be a girl-military and on February 23 and March 8 gifts are given. And for us men to get a gift for March 8 you need to be Sergey Zverev.

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77961
 26.02.2013
>> From the program about divers on TV:
>>...Ural divers were diving into the water of negative temperature...

Ural divers are so harsh that they dive into the water of negative >temperature

Temperature of freezing of salt water below zero

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №77960
 26.02.2013
(wd): can not reduce the stomach, increase the torso.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77959
 26.02.2013
Name of work: washer a / m contactless, with shampoo. Materials used: installation wire, PVC insulator

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77958
 26.02.2013
Discussions on YouTube Azuro - Je Ne Sais Pas:

The French can sing!!)))))
yyy: Especially if the group is from Italy, and the soloist is a German, of Turkish origin! ))))))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77957
 26.02.2013
The cat is the optimal combination of beauty and requests.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77956
 26.02.2013
I go to a stop. Two men cleanse the snow. One accidentally threw the snow past the car and struck the second man. He, not thinking long, grabs the snow and the heracles on the first. How they let the snow roll over and crack. Could this be a new Russian game? and ;)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77955
 26.02.2013
In the news tape - "Cases of charlatanism among extrasensors are not uncommon". The captain appeared to be in charge of journalists.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77954
 26.02.2013
When I come to my grandfather, I go through two-factor authentication.

First he looks at me in the eye, but since his vision is not very good, he is not sure that it is me. Then he asks "Who?", I say "I!", and the second stage is over.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77953
 26.02.2013
She gently whispered to my ear that she wanted a kidney from me! At first, I did not give importance to her reservation. But waking up in the bathroom with ice, he began to suspect something wrong.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77952
 26.02.2013
You just don’t know how cool he is! He passed Mario without jumping over levels where it was possible!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77951
 26.02.2013
I watched the Oscar ceremony.
The translator is good:
"Rice Weaspern", "Jango the Disguised" and "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Crime" I will never forget.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77950
 26.02.2013
Nikita: Are you interested in any knowledge? How does the brain develop?
[11:41:42] Angelina: like not there
[11:42:25] Nikita: What is there not? The brain?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77949
 26.02.2013
Comment on yandex.market to the acoustic system for 6 439 778 rubles.by :
- I am changing a piece of the column for a new evolutionary launcher.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77948
 26.02.2013
XXX: You would see her!
First, her feet from her ears.
Do you not distinguish?

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