According to the driver of Kirovstat, Gennady Andreevich, now dead. From the first person.
I go to the town of Barguzin. And from the garlic I crawl on the neutral - I crawl well - about 80 on the speedometer. And here, at the end of the slope, a haishnik runs out, and a stick to me - brakes. When I go, I stop, I leave. I stand in front of my car.
Did you see the sign 40?
I: I have seen.
How much did he drive?
I: About the 80s.
Hachiko: It is the same. Let us pass.
And pointing to the police "Nine" standing across the road. And so popper to the car. I sharply grabbed him for the sleeve and pulled him back. In front of his nose, the camel passes. It was as if he had stumbled for a moment. Then he turns to me, shaking his hands smoking a cigarette. Docking up to half, he says: Let’s go, I’ll check you out.
I saved him and he saved me.
If a woman is a box with a secret, then a man is a box with fairy tales.
Commentary from the discussion of new two-storey cars:
"You eat like this, and here at 3 a.m. the neighbors above start drilling"
Deputies are not put in jail for one reason - they are too good.
He, Bl&T, sat on the diet for half a day and saw no results.
XXX: and went out of sorrow three hamburgers eaten.
YYY: )))))))))))
XXX: Oh, and I also roasted first.
Then it became sad that people were idiots.
Where are you working?
in private bank.
Nippon has survived! Has the private porn studio opened its own bank?? to
I bought "babkyne" seeds: half roasted, part of the seeds are absent at all except for the shell. I looked at the manufacturer LLC " Troll" really do not lie the inscriptions on the packaging.
Pushistiy: a option "I will sell glasses, and for the money I will go permanently to live in the United States"?
iurii: you have lost the letter "P" in the word "point".
nekron-1: I feel like the Hollywood directors have a bar that if you need to shoot 4 or 5 parts of a famous film, then "and let's move the action to Russia!"
What are you doing tomorrow?
I work...
How long do you have left?
From 40 to 45...
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You have chosen your wife for your birthday on February 23. Now you will have two March 8 for the rest of your life. Enter the CH.
XXX is:
I quickly created a design project. Well for the oligarchs, right? In short, I was overwhelmed by money.
So then.
In the toilet "Rembrandt with Saskia on his knees". It is immediately clear how to properly sit on a faisan friend. Instructions so to say.
In the bath of Rubens bigger, Rubens, so that the forever sitting on diets friends of oligarchs raise their self-esteem.
In the wine salon "The lover of absinthe", a healthy example of excessive consumption...
In the negotiation "Hunters in the private", definitely! There’s something there that’s essentially the same.
And at the entrance to Delacroix's office "Freedom on the Barricades", to remember, it's a pity that the failure to pay the salary to the staff can end.
New season of Fort Boyard:
JWest: before the program, along with the age limit, you need to add the line "Forbidden for people who have seen the game before - in order to avoid slander, attempts to kill TV and suicidal acts..."
The stones of VK:
Why are sex and its varieties only on holidays and equated to an event? I support Misha! He passes and may get another day, but there is no helicopter with a controller.
Ideas for gifts for February 23:
1st Comprehensive diagnosis of liver
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I am studying in Germany. They showed the Germans a video of the meteorite. After the author of the video in the next repeated "nih*yasebe", curious Germans asked what it meant.
Two of our choirs, without speaking, replied, “Meteorite,” looked at each other and began to roast wildly.
All would be nothing, only these guys are two seventy-year-old gray professors of theoretical physics.
How little is needed for happiness, the wife ran for shopping, the aunt and the child went for a walk, the chef left. A morning, Wednesday, I lie on the couch, and there is silence around.
by Eve:
I’m flying on Vargura, never noticed, and the bride noticed and asked, “Why do you have a camouflage in space?”and "
YYY: And then the war?
leading on the fifth channel in the program about the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite to an eyewitness: "and is it true that between the flash and the shock wave there was such a silence that even the birds did not sing?"
The witness answered: Yes!
So, in the winter in Chelyabinsk is usually flooded??? They are harsh.
The best way to lose something is to remove it "so that it doesn’t get lost".
Just a magical phrase.