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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77687
 20.02.2013
It’s hard to make rationalising ideas.
Everything goes into shootings.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77686
 20.02.2013
A friend ordered a shit. Everything is not and not. Fuck it, like voting for the seller. A friend does not do that. Fuck the seller - why the goods did not come. The seller sends the goods again.
The first package arrived. And two weeks later, another one. Now I have two friends :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77685
 20.02.2013
xxx: while he was trindled with him, he told me the story of how the Chinese from his acquaintances from the Ural buy seals and seals of 4 wagons a month.
xxx: metal melting tails for the automotive industry go
XXX: Dentures for Teeth
yyy: 0_o

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77684
 20.02.2013
While I was reading, an aforism was born:
"All that the Russian authorities DO NOT do - all for the better" :)

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77683
 20.02.2013
But now, somewhere in Africa, a Negro sails in a boat and thinks, ‘I’ll go to the shore, go to a palm tree and eat a banana.’ Good as well.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77682
 20.02.2013
There were also life-confirming examples. Our friend worked as chief engineer at an Austrian factory. Suddenly he was diagnosed with heart disease. Need a shunt. The campaign immediately fired him to avoid paying expensive insurance. The hospital refused to operate him. He borrowed money. had an operation. The former boss opened his company. and became a millionaire. Medicine can do miracles!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77681
 20.02.2013
Chekhov is upset. For some reason it seems to me all the time that he wanted to write about bullies, orgies, maniacs, tarantino-naughty-freedom-rock-n-roll, but he was very embarrassed and therefore diligently and methodically wrote with small handwriting what we all know.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №77680
 20.02.2013
XXX> in your office with environmental problems.
YYY> Yes, my office is your ass. Not just for the environment.)
XXX> in my ass too. Right in my chair is my ass!! to
ZZZ> Jebaaat, in mine too! specially checked out. What is this, comrades?! to
XXX> The Complete Jiggard!
YYY> You’re still lucky – I have a full ass there

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №77679
 20.02.2013
I believe Sloan today.

I believe in the evil ?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77678
 20.02.2013
Sticking a hook is great. You sit, imagine someone in the place of a hook and stretch a cuff on your throat.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77677
 20.02.2013
If on one of the records of the fall of a meteorite someone thought to include the halls - the reputation of the Harsh Chelyabinsk Men would be established forever!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77676
 20.02.2013
I live with a cat named Hashish.So standing, quietly smoking and just talking between the floors with a friend I saw the biggest eyes I’ve ever seen.
Where she went.
After the hashtag.
acquaintance in shock.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77675
 20.02.2013
I am looking for an American movie. There, the guy starts dating with the telka, but then learns that they are a brother and a sister.
YYY: Star Wars

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77674
 20.02.2013
A nation only exists when it is ready to protect its compatriots.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №77673
 20.02.2013
My mother burned. It is called by phone fraudsters. A boy with a murdered voice said, “Mom, I beat a man.” My mother has no son, only a daughter. My mom understood what it was about. And he says, “Idiot, knock down the witnesses and fall down!”
At the end, someone drowned.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77672
 20.02.2013
“Dad, is it true that show business is when a soldier sings for pigs?
“No, son, show business is when the pigs sing for the lambs.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77671
 20.02.2013
When I am complaining about the slow internet, I always remember the phrase of one of my acquaintances, said years ago: "And I put a couple of songs to download and go to bed, just for this time will be."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77670
 20.02.2013
Yesterday morning, coming to work without twenty minutes, I had difficulty finding a place in the parking lot, as usual. Not even a place, but somewhere in the shelter sheltered. And today arrived ten minutes later, and the free seats were full - so confused by the freedom of choice.
I wonder, is it somehow related to yesterday’s payroll or just a surprising coincidence?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77669
 20.02.2013
Al13: Microsoft: Office 2013 will be attached to your computer. After you install and activate Office 2013 on your computer, you will not be able to uninstall and install it on another machine.

Wow... it’s cool.

Chapter 13: I need to! You are the first person to comment on the situation not using the word p@a#a$y

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77668
 20.02.2013
There will be a sociological survey this Friday. There are 19 participants from the group.
Students are bullied? We don’t have so many couples.

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