She: Don’t complain (as I saw immediately replied)
I:Dak to complain about you - that in the hole to curl: like and funny, but useless)))

We were sitting with Willy in the park today. The dialogue:
I’m going to see my uncle soon. He just has three sons!
I: The oldest was a smart child, the middle was and so and so, the younger was and so and so.
A: The youngest has recently got married!
I: Well, I am about the same!

I am a straight housewife: I can turn soup into flour, and vegetable roast into soup.

A lie can be forgiven, but never the truth.

Start a quarrel with your wife, think well - you in 10-15 minutes will get tired of quarrelling, and she - not!

I sit with a girlfriend in a nightclub. Appropriate promoters with cigarettes of one well-known brand and ask the standard question:
Are you smoking?
I also answer standard (to get rid of it faster):
and no. (I forgot that there is a cigarette in my hand.)
The disturbed look of the promoter and the masterpiece continuation:
Could you try?

In the summer I got a babysitter, I watch the child in the countryside house. The child has his own room, swimming pool. Three bicycles. There are three options for breakfast. I visited more countries in my 5 years than I visited in my 25.
How to explain to a child a phrase from Mikhalkov's poem
We live in the same apartment.
All our neighbors know us.
Just call me – four.
“Twelve times?”
Tell me how? A child in confusion.

Girls, well when you understand that the guys don’t need anything but sex, and we just can’t imagine a normal relationship between a man and a woman without sex.
With respect, normal people.

I can’t get used to the fact that 140 million people write about Russia, because when I was in school, we were 150 million.
Yyy: And when I was studying, we were 280 and not in Russia.
And now exactly half of them suddenly turned into fucking shit, right?

Terrorists threaten dozens of cities in Tajikistan. How likely is this scenario?
- If they exploded the building in the MSK they would have killed more Tajiks!

I went to the village with my father. On the way, they went to a village to buy food. I was surprised how the store changed. Everything is done in the way of a supermarket: shelves, refrigerators, everything you can take, look at, etc., even surveillance cameras and a monitor... and attention...FACTIONS!!! Not even a calculator, stupid calculations!! to
The breakdown of the pattern occurred immediately))))

to the day of the Navy, VDV and other things, increasing the concentration of mutant to unthinkable limits:
Fuck, you need to find a holiday for the commander of the car repair squad - I will walk with the assembly in my hand and ask all the opposite and transversal - and you, fox, spread from the kneewalk distinguishes?! to

Recently, the Pope, on the order of the Ministry of Emergencies, was sent to rescue the mushrooms lost in the forest. The coordination of the losses was mainly from home and my mother was monitoring the process. And when the mushrooms were almost found, Dad went after them into the woods. My compassionate mom didn’t come up with anything better than wrapping the mushrooms with a few cookies with mushrooms.

What do you do on your table?
Where is?
Below next to the basket.
His place next to the parachute.

Someday I will come to Yandex’s office, dressed in the Yandex bar’s homemade costume, and I will not ask anyone to cling and interfere with my work. You will drive me out!

Today I walked with my husband and daughter and saw a strange insect. It collected the falling grasses one by one and carried them from the asphalt to the lawn. I say to my husband: look at what a hard-working insect that gathers grass. And he said to me, Don’t touch it, it’s from anybody.

The advertisement was condoms Visit. There is also a video, like Ekaterine Worth, that to her Count Orlov, with Visit. Directly into the blood - Visit is condoms! I came to Penza, and there is a very popular beer Visit. How it hurts when some representative uncle in the store protectively speaks to the phone - you don't go anywhere, dear! I will visit you, and you prepare and wait for me!
Fuck, I understand with the mind that he makes a friend drunk, but the soul dies - ahtung!

No... I see only one thing clearly from all these movements of our government: they want us to hide out as in the states, but for the Soviet salary.

XXX is OMG!! My neighbors turned on the morning classics again.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY and Mozart? What about Beethoven??? :D
xxx: the perforator

How tired are those who believe that the IQ is measured by the number of higher education.