When will a new father be chosen?

Satiel: I do not know. Want to send a summary?

From Rambler News:
Nikita Jigurda said he was ready to lead the gay parade in Russia, and offered Philip Kirkorov to join it, reports "Tatar-inform".
“Even six or ten years ago, gay culture was completely incomprehensible to me. And only after meeting with my current wife Anisina and some of her friends, who are gay, I became more loyal to them,” said the actor and musician at a meeting with journalists in Kazan.
Gigurda said he would go to the parade in defense of gay rights because he is not a homophobe and calls for judging gay people “not by their shell.”
“In addition, with my devotion to gay culture, I am ready to lead a gay parade. If Philip Kirkorov had acknowledged himself as gay, in my opinion, he would have become the gay king of Russia. He would be the Russian Elton John or the Russian Philip Zvezda.

All men are goats!
Oh yeah meeee
Do it again)
by Neeee

I go to the management letter to sign, the building is large, the people are going down... I go into the elevator, there is a colleague, a lady from the other floor, from another office...
I: Hi (on the machine)
I am healed already :)
I : Yes? I don’t remember a lot of people...
A: You have to carry the mark with you. I greeted the man on his forehead. and :)

On the eve of the joke about the 23rd of February. about foam, socks and shorts.
I will give my box for the rifle, self-made and comfortable.
You should not get married there.

xxx: Hope - a popular name in Russia
yyy: Hope is a popular activity in Russia, blatant

I go to the kitchen in the morning, my parents are gone, and I see a strange thing there. I thought my mom bought a creative plate. Well, I put snacks, salads and tasted it, here. This is the luster of the luster =)

News: In Chelyabinsk, police are investigating cases of the sale of fragments of a meteorite. Employers will be punished" So if a meteorite struck you on the site - it is already the property of the state, and you fucking bald =)

So if aliens arrive, they automatically become members of the EP =)))

How to install a nuclear power plant in rural areas:

I will buy a house, put a wind generator and name a nuclear power plant. As an alternative source of electricity. Let them all be afraid!! The source of energy will be a thermonuclear reaction on the Sun. And let them try to bet with me!"

I respond to a friend from a very hasty marriage to our common acquaintance.
I am pleased with one of his sentences:

XXX: You do not understand. In it there is everything: mind, beauty, and kindness.
HH: And sometimes even me.

and today. The director came in.
D: It’s me, your conscience has come!
I: What, are you already awake?

xxx: the faithful woman
YYY: and that
xxx: not that that husband hd
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYY: Yes, stop

Previously they said "andeground", now they say "now".

She made a hair mask, put a bullet on her head, wrapped it with a towel. But the mask still drops.
My husband came from work and asked:
What’s coming out of his head?
I: the brains run out
But why the chicken?
I: I will need more!

Vano: Overall very good
This is a review of the 12th cemetery on Google Maps

XX: I am going to go
xxx: grandmothers near the entrance will whisper "Look, looking for a googling woman"...

Why did you sign this contract if you did not agree on what it was about?
I thought I understood. Then I realized what it seemed...

>>In the last part of Harry Potter, he was beaten, kicked, scratched.He was all dirty, his clothes torn. But why are his glasses always whole and clean?

I'm sure he just remembered the "Oculus Reparo" spell, which Hermione in the train in the first part repaired his glasses, and continued to use them. They just didn’t show us.)

I was born on Twitter :)
@x people are causing disappointment
Humility responds to people. How you hear!? to

xxx: Here I read some requests from our users as jokes ))
The printer does not scan. The work of some managers stood up!!!!and "
xxx: of course, you will get the job across... if the printer doesn’t scan ;)

YYY: Is there really a printer or as a MFO?
yyy: - due to the inability to fulfill this application, we recommend that managers change jobs

XXX: The Continuation
Three managers failed to scan on Friday, four managers failed today. Those who succeeded are not. andquot;

zzz: natural selection continues.... :)

The most gifted people die.)