There are three things about the device and the composition of which I prefer not to know anything:

their own body,
by Shaurma,
Sources of financing.

Knowledge of the arrangement of these objects
not only multiplies sorrow, but also guaranteedly destroys the psyche.

xxx - happy three friends of my childhood

Meteorite rain over the Urals hit the world’s Twitter trends. Also on the social network appeared the account of the meteorite itself. He apologizes to the inhabitants of the Chelyabinsk region and fears that it has been torn into pieces.

SageSc: There is a suspicion that a large mass of unemployed people, replaced by robots, will just get out of the way.

shahbazyan: A large mass of people, while still unreplaced by robots, have already disappeared.

X. I bought a snowboard, Finnish. by 2300 They can do!
Judging by the price, with the engine?
judging by the price-with a built-in nuclear reactor!

"We went around the parking lot first along, then across, then around the circle. The light. It has been an hour (!)
There were no cars. We have believed in aliens, in impure power, in the evil plots of the car drivers, in the hijackers, and finally, in my own stupidity. did not help. There were no cars. The parking lot is almost empty, well, the KAAC can not be found on a relatively small parking lot a huge dirty cruiser?! to
Do you want me to reveal a secret?
So here. The secret of one-level parking is that it is two-level."

The female logic is the killer of the male psyche.
Pasha: How do you know? How many have you killed, Katie?

X: Did the hard take it?
yyy: Two weeks ago, the model "Seagate Barrakuda has already split two terabytes?and "

Only the St. Petersburgers, running to the toilet with all their strength and knocking the closed door, say not like everybody, “Here is a bl...e”, but “What an annoyance!”

A 6-year-old daughter asks her father in the garage: “Daddy, why are Zyguli made in Russia and cars in Japan?”

1st They had cats before, when they were fighting, cried over the whole apartment. They began to swallow the water, now each other mourn silently, like partisans.
2nd Did they get the second cat?
1st So the first was boring, the oral was walking, demanding attention. So I decided the second for him for the company.
2nd Will it be the same with the children? The first thing is boring, let’s get the second. Both are boring, give them a third.
The first ?
2nd Fuck, I now seem to understand why my parents gave birth to five.

In_hell: I met a girl who serves under a contract.
In Hell: That is what happens. I will wait for her two years from the army, and give her gifts for 23?

The secret of eternal life the ancient wise men took with them to the grave.

No force can stop a cat who has decided to sit down on your knees.

I work as a guard in Siberia, 60 on Friday. I met a girl = ex-teacher) there, the mural walls turned there. On the next evening, they drank beer, smoked a cigarette, we go to me, she chews gum, I talk.
The matter comes to hugs and hugs, here I am already carefully putting her on the bed I lean over her and I fall out.
I have dreamed of doing it all my life!!! to

I whisper in her ear - all my life dreamed of doing this with the teacher, she grinds.

Then I go away, sharing the wild expression of my face, putting my hand and chestling with a metal voice, chewing here, fast!! to

We laughed for a long time, but I didn’t break that night. and :(

snark: caught a cat for a funny activity
snark: I stood next to the toilet, pulled the foot there that I was looking for :)
snark is scotch.
I watched the picture and went to the bathroom :)
Tagged as: ahaha
If I were a photoshop master, I’t have washed.

(Discussion of a pizza box layout made on the theme of America's symbols)

XXX and more
XX: It is extremely unforgivable to paint Marilyn Monroe without a moth, at any stage of schematicity
Marilyn needs to start painting from the motherboard
The whole of Marlin is built around her.

Now the whole office was angry over how I was talking to the new brigadier on the phone.
I call him
I: Hi you Sergei. This is Alexandra, Company XX. Call to Sergey Vladimirovich
He: to whom? Andrei Vladimirovich
I: Ser-ge-ju Вла-di-mi-ro-vi-chu
He: I don’t know that.
I: (heavy breathing) Where are you currently working?
He: In the Sunna
Q: What is the name of the company in which you work?
See also: XXX
I: Praaaavily... And our boss’s name is Kaak?
He is Sergey Vladimirovich.
I am here!! Call him too!
The Curtain

Mayrin
My brother shaved and shaved.
Mayrin
Known by the jacket.

In Wikipedia appeared:
Chelyabinsk is a major city in Russia, the administrative center of the Chelyabinsk region, destroyed by a meteorite on 15.02.13.
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