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[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77587
 19.02.2013
Did you start drinking? I’d rather buy... well, I don’t know – a tighter cell phone, or jeans new!
I’ve noticed lately that things don’t please me. Here are some new, unknown feelings.
and UGU. Cirrhosis of the liver is a new, unknown sensation.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №77586
 19.02.2013
I stood smoking on the stairs, a girl climbing the stairs, such a glamorous blonde, equating with me asks:

Q: What floor is this?
I am the third.
Q: Where is the fifth?

I look at her and think it’s not for nothing that there are so many jokes about blondes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77585
 19.02.2013
There was nothing to do with the "Strong Nuts".
Lyapov is the sea, but most impressed by how the girl touched uranium-235 with her HANDS.
Americans seem to be sure that the Russians do not take anything.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77584
 19.02.2013
The Abyssinian cat.
The price is 15000 rubles.

Marishka 770: A rare breed of Abyssine!!! Heritage and all documents.

Trc1: Honestly I don’t like cats... so I’ll take it as a gift.

Marika 770: You are not lucky! I am adequate

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №77583
 19.02.2013
In connection with the latest news about the accident involving cars of officials...

We have directly the officials of Schrödinger... Here the official’s service car flies at the meeting, it is visible that the official is in it, but it is worth such a car to get into an accident, as it immediately turns out that this official at the time of the accident was not only in the car, but even in the city...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77582
 19.02.2013
Yesterday, he took the company from the shale to the city, asked how much the engine. I mean 5.2 liters

One girl read all the way - "5,2... 5,2! 5 and 2!!!!and "

They say to her:
Just enough, how much about it, well 5.2, and what?

The PPC! It’s like 5 sizes of breasts. We can talk about it forever!!! to
I was hysterical :)

Engine 5 liters, like a breast 5 size - will not leave anyone indifferent )))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77581
 19.02.2013
Call the local service provider:
I have not been on the internet for 3 days since yesterday.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77580
 19.02.2013
"There is a husband stationary, and there is a husband ambulatory" © Unknown physician

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77579
 19.02.2013
asper
I don’t know how to ride a snowboard without falling.

Lary Laro
First learn to fall, then ride.

Lary Laro
In case of danger, you immediately fall in a safe way.

Lary Laro
The main thing is to be afraid all the time.

asper
Larry Laro: Falling and being afraid is great for me!

Lary Laro
You have a winner mindset!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №77578
 19.02.2013
You would only be dragged into bed through the borst, and the men then suffer!
YYY: So you refused to eat Mom’s Borsch?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77577
 19.02.2013
Is it on eBay?
Not Serenity, it is true.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77576
 19.02.2013
Today at the meeting one of the practitioners, who was always against, said:"This is my opinion, although I disagree with it."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77575
 19.02.2013
XHH: with an easy rush of civilization
YYY: Meanwhile, the plague of civilization is a method of implementing winged democracy :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77574
 18.02.2013
kleR_ (10:17:30 18/02/2013)
You went out to work.
kleR_ (10:17:32 18/02/2013)
? to
Pavlentius (10:18:48 18/02/2013)
I did not go anywhere from work.
Pauline (10:19:06 18/02/2013)
All in agribusiness
kleR_ (10:19:14 18/02/2013)
Behind you is Viktor Nikolaevich, so you write this.
Pauline (10:19:30 18/02/2013)
Nothing like that
Pavlentius (10:23:26 18/02/2013)
All he left.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77573
 18.02.2013
I went from lunch and heard the classic example of gentlemenhood in Russian.
In the factory the snow is cleaned.
The man stands smoking, and the aunt scratches the yard and tries to throw him aside,
And the man cries out to her, Do not lift the heavy, your mother!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №77572
 18.02.2013
With Laura:
And what, my neighbor told me, four approached him, so he one in the knee from injury, the other appercott, the third leg from the turn in the shield, and the fourth himself escaped. The neighbor followed him so much that he dug the mob somewhere, and then had to buy a new one.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77571
 18.02.2013
The head of "RosNano" asked the government for a new study of a billion rubles.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77570
 18.02.2013
<xxx>No, of course I did not have a high opinion about that store in our courtyard, but the seal in the ad "We need goods, the salary of 15,000", which hanged for two months was very symbolic.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77569
 18.02.2013
from the German forum, a review of the body for the comp:
He hardly opened the door. Either the torque of the pneumatic key at the factory was displayed incorrectly, or these little Chinese are fed steroids.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77568
 18.02.2013
Advertising in the eyes. Invisible and, at first sight, quite ordinary. Slogan "Fall in the top ten!", highlighted keywords "Current deadlines", "State prices"...
I appreciated all the deepest creativity only when I noticed further on the text that this is the 10th city clinical hospital thus offering the services of a paid psychotherapeutic department.

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