In Russia, asphalt is used on the sidelines.

The apache!
Be Healthy!
Oh fuck, thank you very much! You have healed me straight, look, and the head has passed, the curse of the hooves.

We work with one provider. A nice aunt (t) calls and says she doesn’t have the internet. After communicating with the engineer (s) and resolving the problem, decided to go:
T: Well, I’ve been tormented by your internet, there’s always some trouble going on with it.
A: Do not worry about it. The next time you are tormented by the internet, you call us, we will turn it off for you.

by Pikachu
Kas_alex: inheritance or recursion? Twenty years ago, my father was sitting in the shelter, listening to the group Aquarium and drinking the beer Jigulevo. Twenty years later, I sit in the shelter, listen to the group “Aquarium” and drink the beer “Zhygulevskoye”.

XXX is amazing! I installed Ubuntu parallel to the seven and the seven started to work somewhat faster.
YYY: Seven competition was heard.

<@myp> When I read bugfixes or the dwarf’s release, I want to meet with developers, squeeze their thumbs, look into their faceted eyes.

It is no secret that in the shape of the jaw the crocodile Gena is an alligator.
But, if you insist, then the most similar shape of the jaw is a dumb crocodile.
And then it’s right to say this: The stupid Crocodile Gene... :)

I say "Gosha, give me a jacket", meant a pillow under the pop))
Dac then another 10 minutes around the apartment was wearing away from the pins)

Only in St. Petersburg can the name on the poster of the ballet "Spartak" and write instead of it "Zenit".

I work in Africa. A local carrier approaches me (call "Odessa"). Black and black, but trying to splash a little in Russian. In general says - "passenger net, fly empty". It is like a desert, you should say "empty". What he answers - "hahaha, you are kidding... hahaha pussy toy"

Are you really a vegetarian?
YYYYYY: Yes But I eat meat. It is delicious.

In Ikea appeared a set for the bedroom "OFELIA BLAD"

I laid my eye off, in the kitchen all morning the cat cries and tries to fuck the shabby, the floor above will hear whether the children, or mammoths, and cries like hyenas.
Shortly speaking, he will not be lucky if he first asks how I am doing today, because I will be long and boring to tell how I am doing.

Sometimes it seems that for Lexus some people have calculated the remains of their brains.

X: Good day! Who has a high noise system unit sign off (name and office number)
Y: And why?
y: show the noise where it decreases?

How is a mother’s vacation?

WOW: It is great. I woke up in the middle of the seventh, cooked meat, poured tea, fed my husband, washed the dog's legs, fed, washed dishes, washed her head, dressed, painted, dried her head, thrown garbage, went to see 3 apartments, returned home, finally wrote, cooked soup, made a pompon, cooked a baked dish, threw underwear to wash, cooked pasta, hanged underwear. I am resting!

The main thing is that I have not confused anything.

Talk about career and marriage:
Find a husband!
No, work on it.
Remember, the career ladder has no end, but the husband has it.

Comrades who "charge" porn sites, are you really sure that I will click on the "Share to VKontakte" button, "I like" or "Tweet"?

XX: Here, the commander of communion walked around the rooms, looking for animals. He said that he would get rid of all his pets by 1 number. And we don’t even have a cat, but puppies, they are quiet, they don’t run away and they don’t even smell! Could I hide it?

You say it’s not food, it’s food. Dinner so to say.

Title of News:
The volume of the program to protect Russia from space threats was estimated at 58 (!!!) Millions of rubles"
Now I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a meteorite! :)