Advertising (by the way, not bad) creation from the next “guru pickup” on YouTube, is called – “easy way to drop drowning.” The long and funny video and text, the general meaning is that after this book you can stop shaking and start to burn the body.
The most popular comment: "Better to shake".

For the thinker:

In my opinion, the very fact that the piercings from piercing are growing rapidly is a gentle hint of the body that you are engaged in some kind of shit.

True, just as fast-growing hair and nails say they should not be cut.

Did the hole under the piercing also appear from birth? Does your back pass always heal? You compared the tree with mayonnaise.

Conversation with his wife (J) on asche (a topic in general about cooking salad for dinner):
Q: What kind of salad are you going to make?
As long as I only cooked eggs.
What about the potato? The carrot? I will be home in an hour! You are still unprepared...
I’m in a hoax without cowards – always ready!
I am my school!

Woman from Vladivostok: Hello to everyone
zzz: Woman from Vladivostok, hello, and you are M or Z?
Woman from Vladivostok: zzz, and your next question is where am I from?))

XXX: Somebody is on the street again
XXX: and laughs
YYY: :( We are only a few hours without the Pope of Rome, and they are getting closer and closer.

With a silent woman there is always something to talk about.

I have recently been on the road, the evening of the day, all tired, traffic jams on the roads. Here comes a young mom with a son aged 4-6, she is given a seat, she sits down, the son settles on her knees. Here they go one, two, three stops, the boy looks at everything around – the wrapping of the chairs, the window windows, the tired faces of the companions, my mom’s bag... But the space of the route is limited, and he repeats his “route” – the chairs, passengers, the window, then he lifts his eyes at his mom, looks in her eyes and completely calm, I would even say, in a business tone, says:
Mom, I’m going to start now.

Two friends are talking:
Your car is constantly standing at the entrance. You’re not driving, you’re not broken?
Yes is no. You know, I put it so well that I fear I will leave and somebody will take the place.

Ivan: I need caffeine, hope, silencing, Stetchkin and faith

Sergeant : Why?

Ivan: The Business Plan

From the discussion of acoustics and amplifier "Vega"

And when I started playing half at 3 o’clock at night, everyone around me understood that the process of saving the world was going on and didn’t sleep with me.

I love my country...

In the news it was discussed that they could not introduce the death penalty. The Constitution needs to be rewritten. This is not easy. We need to gather advice. collecting signatures, etc.

And as Vladimir Vladimirovich on the third and fourth term to beat - so it's shit! Everything changed quickly...

A high school student stands in front of a bookcase:
Help me find the book.
Which one?
In literature, we received a letter from Onegin to Tatiana.
Pushkin is there...
What kind of Pushkin? We were invited!

I wanted to look at the night, until nobody sees the tanks pursue in the squadron, I can't find the headphones, I'm a daughter:
Where are your ears? Usually everything you ask knows.
Ears on the head.
I turned and went to sleep.

The subconscious is a terrible thing.
One of our engineers wanted to buy a spindle, went to the pharmacy and asked for a bearing.

Two sisters of French translator.
Tomorrow the Frenchman comes to me, Olivier is my name. We call it salad. Will you help "walk around the city"?
2nd : Oh! I am driving my own today. Guess what the name is?
1 is?? to
2 by Julien!

Vanilla fashion is just a tiny part of the plan to reduce humanity to 1 billion. Girls in the media are imposed overly overstretched stereotypes of guys, after which their brains are infected with this information virus and they do not want to go to school/career/family/children. The virus acts in such a way that infected girls begin to dream of a beautiful life in a place with beautiful, smart, rich, sensual, and the best guys. But they don’t want to do anything for it themselves. As a result, we have a population decline and a crowd of dumb vanilla girls who dream of a beautiful life. I’m not blaming them, they’re just victims of mass media attacks. You’ve all heard such words on television as: "Feel a goddess", "You deserve the best", etc.

I still believe in love. I dream of meeting someone for whom I will be perfect, who will appreciate me, with whom we will raise children together, together we will grow old. I was in love, but not with me. They fell in love with me, but not with each other. I honestly believe it exists. A man created for me, who will complement me like a puzzle, who will always be with me and never give up. I believe it is."

He smiled dirty at the phrase about the puzzle. To burn me in hell. —>

Axel: It was about salad and I crushed :)
Axel: When I went out on the weekend, it was true.
Stpython: I was out on the weekend.
stpython: "Stop at the stop!"
ipayeff: cross the crossroads!

RG: Gasoline will be purchased from abroad
RG: Experts do not rule out that in the spring-summer of this year Russia will have to import more expensive fuel from abroad, and the price of gasoline will continue to rise in subsequent years.

At this rate, in 2020 we will import forests.
Yyy: Oh, and in 2030 it will be snow.

When Dracula is asked where he has such a castle, he honestly answers: "Nasosal".