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[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №75287
 03.01.2013
As a child, I always wanted a toy with a radio controller.
Who would have told me then that my husband would give her to me at 24?
xxx: and what it will be a vibrator o_o

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №75286
 03.01.2013
My daughter in the garden teaches a song:

A small tree is cold in the winter.
We took a tree from the forest home.

For me, this sounds like:

The poor fish was wet in the pond.
We picked a fish - and on the bowl...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75285
 03.01.2013
M@xON is: Karaul! My relatives came from the south, and I was just passing through the Volga river on a high bridge, saw fishermen bending in a semi-seated position. So, these relatives really thought they were Penguins!

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75284
 03.01.2013
The highest mountain of Mars
More than twice as much.
The height of Jomolungma. Why is?

If I hadn’t known that Maria Georgievna was already retired, I would have thought it was her tricks. But every drug addict and binocular knew that it was Olympus, which, due to the specifics of the Martian atmosphere, is less prone to erosion than the earth's mountains.
It’s great that there are such teachers.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75283
 03.01.2013
The phrase "I am here a little reworked", from the mouth of the administrator, should not only warn, but warn about the coming Armageddon.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №75282
 03.01.2013
My cat has grown and grown. Now he weighs his mass over the bowl when he sits on the border. The bowl turns, the cat is frightened and either does not do its business soon, or does it elsewhere. My husband suggested that I put a pot.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №75281
 03.01.2013
The child was sent to the computer by Mailer. Who knows how to kill him?
May the child live. Meyer is not so bad.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №75280
 03.01.2013
Grandma, how are you doing? Do you put your teeth in before the New Year?
Yes, that is the joy!
Should I film them at night?
B - Yes, but I will not show them to anyone, I hide them.
I – Why?? to
I was young, I was on the train. One man removed his teeth, put it in a glass and slept. The train is driving, his teeth are knocking at the glass - stunned, stunned! So I’ll hide my own in a crap.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75279
 03.01.2013
I bought a big nutella bank.
I have a 4-year-old daughter, you know what it is.
It’s good, yes, it’s a chocolate cake ?
I fix it, it’s a chocolate paste.
She has big eyes – pasta. Brushing the teeth?

[ + 42 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75278
 03.01.2013
I have the best wife, I understand it :)
Raid in 20 minutes, and she invited me to the kitchen to eat his own-handed snacks. Over time, I become increasingly nervous.
Are you in a hurry?
Yes, I have there...
The fight? Lovely looking
It hasn’t started yet, but it will begin soon.
Then run away.
And you?
I’ll pick it up and bring it to your compass. I will follow the fight myself. I will not bother you, don’t be afraid.
and smiles.
All the most loving and understanding women! With NG!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №75277
 03.01.2013
I write a message to the girl: "I was very good with you! " I have the answer:
"You are not alone. " -... fucking, ambiguous somehow... )

c) from the Internet

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75276
 03.01.2013
I remind cyclists - movement on the sidewalks and pedestrian trails is prohibited by PDD 9.9. You must cross the pedestrian crossing by walking, driving a bicycle, PD 8.11. If you are struck at the crossing when you are driving, you will be found to be responsible for the accident with subsequent compensation for the damage suffered by you or your guardians when you were a minor. All good luck and health!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №75275
 03.01.2013
Risa: I remembered: we have a grandmother sitting on the central pedestrian street and selling sandwiches, this is a prehistory. And so I go with a girl, and behind the guy goes and she with such a calling voice:"Girls, buy salmon, make the boy nice!" you would hear the guy roaring =.="

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75274
 03.01.2013
In the fan zone of the city of Kiev, in peacetime called Kreshtatik, on the day of the final of the Euro 2012 football wheeled on a wheelchair old Ukrainian in yellow-blue baseball. Three young, pumped Italians dressed in the same blue coats, apparently depicting an ancient Roman togu. They saw the fighting grandfather, approached him, shrugged his hand.

And he... he suddenly started shouting with passion the names of Italian football superstars of the 60s and 70s: “Riva!” The Maccola! The River!"

The Italians, what is called, broke. One of them fell to his knees before the old man, started kissing his hands, hugging him. Others joined him. Then they photographed him, instantly assessing the unrealistic connection of countries and times. The man who spent most of his life behind the Iron Curtain knew and loved Italy through its football and now he was happy. Even without knowing Italian, he was able to convey to the young compatriots of Riva, Mazzola and Rivera that love that has kept for many decades.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75273
 03.01.2013
Picture of oil:
A little drunk, I go for a day.
The street is quiet, there are no cars, everyone is asleep.
Trout is another scrap.
Feeling Evgeny Plushchenko, I try to overcome the road to the subway.
On the opposite side, a guy is scratching. It also depicts a cow on ice.
They looked at each other and wished each other good luck.
And here, in front of the road, a man goes with a proudly raised head.
Easy to walk on asphalt.
You could see his face! :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75272
 03.01.2013
Commentary on the ero-film:

They were there just to do what they were fucking and fucking, photographing how they were fucking and filming how they were fucking, and then fucking on what they were photographing and fucking again.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №75271
 03.01.2013
I want to have sex on a white bear’s skin near the fireplace.
He - well skins I have at home, really not bears, and not white... and I don't have a fireplace... there was a heater, but they also took it...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №75270
 03.01.2013
XXX: And why, in general, porn on the computer, I can watch online!
YYY: Why is it? Are the aliens suddenly shaking?
I listen to Pink Floyd.
You are a great deceiver.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №75269
 03.01.2013
Why don’t I have a relationship with anyone? I sit in the park, comes alone, knocks on the shop
Tagged with: Tuki Tuki
I: Put your hands on you!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №75268
 03.01.2013
The Ukrainian news:

Drunk Russian schoolgirl for the New Year killed a girlfriend

10 people killed at stadium in Angola, celebrating the New Year

Ukraine celebrated the New Year

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