The Thursday. The working day. In the evening, 8 hours. There were only me and my colleague, both losers. Within an hour, the boss said three times that he was leaving. I address my colleague:
I think, or has our boss already said three times that he is leaving?
The colleague:
and mmm. Listen, can’t it be that we sit here so long that it’s already Saturday?

Oil found on Mars! That’s why NASA launched a Mars spacecraft there!
Don_sera: If oil had been found there, there would have been not a rover, but marines.

Samsung Galaxy Note 2 is purchased by people with little dignity!
yyy:...okay, iPhones buy pedics...)
Okay, you are disgusting (

xxx: The volume of data stored on the Internet approximately reached 500 exabytes (500 billion GB)
450 of them are porn.

XHH: Cleansed the onion looking at Hachiko - and at least a tear.
In addition, the Titanic sank outside the window, Gandalf fell into the abyss in the basement, and Leon quietly died in the kitchen.

Straga: Have you seen the advertisement about the cow that makes the bubbles not the sidewalk?
YYY: Are you talking about Sobian?
Straight is yes. You understand me ?

By 2030, the average salary in Russia will exceed 130 thousand rubles per month
That is, according to the law on the average weight of the ants of 500 kg (if you take an elephant and a few ants, then the average weight of the ants about 500 kg will be), the officials will get a million, and the average doyarka of Baba Mania will still reduce ends to ends by three thousand rubles a month?

> "I will call his son the Accessor. The granddaughter of Vasualiem

I think to call your granddaughter Vasualia, you will have to kill your son first.

The client’s nephew is the biggest problem of all times and peoples.
Gort: worse than him only the employer's wife, who is involved in the choice of design

The only point in the description of the update of the application iMegaFon to apstor: "Fixed error in the word "Failed" in the event that it was not possible to connect to the server."

Twenty years of experience with users helped to teach a cat to go into the pot for the fourth time.

Shteker: Show me yours, Cisc's
Belka: Going to Huawei, the pervert

Dying is not scary. It’s terrible that after death you can make a movie and you’ll be played by Pattinson. © Steven Spielberg
Are you afraid that after your death you will be played by Pattison?
YYY: No, I’m afraid that I’ll be played by the Handless

by JD:
I have to put the stomach off.

KST is:
What? Do you also wear socks? and ;)

by JD:
Fig is there! Yesterday, Anka was crushed on a mine in the car, and her head doesn’t slip between my mouth and the wheel... :(

My girlfriend is the best in the world! She chose which movie to go to the cinema. She sits and looks at an online poster and shakes herself under the nose:
I’ll go to me... I’ll go to the kitchen!
And he leaves.

Conversation at work:
Where did we get so many dogs in the area? And most importantly, when did they get born? We only had a pigeon.
Here is the promoter!

Anna
Temperature, constantly coughing, sneezing, beauty, in general.
Vitaly
Give it a slide and it will go! Cardiomycin in the vein. After prolonged sex, after a hot bath and a warm cloth, phenazepam and sleep! Ready for work tomorrow.
Anna
I laugh and read the recipe again.
by 17:58:21
Anna
Prolonged sex with a continuously sneezing and coughing person will be very fun)))
by 17:58:44
Anna
Not in vain then there will be a desire to drown it in a hot bath and carry it to bury outside the garages in a warm bath.
by 17:59:06
Vitaly
The trio is a trio! cardiamine - so that your cheek passes, and the cough will only set a rhythm, so everything is normal and long tested!
by 18:00:35
Anna
Ahhhhhh the rhythm!

xxx: No, it would be better if they combined Anna Karenina with Raskolnikov. You just imagine: Anna stands in front of Vronsky with a tail in her hand and gently says, "Am I trembling, or do I have a right?"and "

Do you give me a secretary?
WOW: What do I need to do?
Yes, everything according to the standard: calls, papers, coffee, mines...
WOW :?? to
HH: I am joking. I do not drink coffee.

XXX: What are you busy with?
Yyy: The butter eam. with the cheese. With Parmesan.
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YYY: I have our production. Parmesan is cut :)