Commentary on the photo.

In the photo is like that. They drink shit.

Comments on the article "How to determine the size of the ring?":

xxx: "It is, of course, all good, but not one method is not suitable in my case. The girl does not wear rings and did not wear - there is no sample. I can only measure without a burn in the morning, and in the morning can not. There’s still a way while she’s asleep, but again: as long as I find a finger, as long as I wrap, she’ll wake up. And what to do?

WOW: In your case, it remains only to adjust an accident and take her finger away from the jeweller.

guys complaining about a large number of TPs, etc., remember: the question gives rise to the sentence (c) A. Smith

My penis is like a tie: beautiful and talking without deeds.

skuggen: I asked what to read, and see what description of the book came into your eyes: "If you have everything so sad that you are ready to fall in love with the manstrella-half-elph from a computer game, definitely, something in life is worth changing" :-)
O"Melly: He’s not a manicure, he’s an assassin!!!and Shine:

We’re going to a concert on Tuesday. I was a fucking photographer.
I: Em... well, and how much do they pay for photographing their whores?

My wife is already asleep, I wash, I come, I lie down next to her.
Are you sleeping already?
- Well, almost, I was already running through some city, as the ashes from the sky fell...
This is Silent Hill!
I don’t want to see that in my dreams. I ate cherries today, let her dream.
and AHA. The cherry runs after you on Silent Hill.
The fucking!
Okay, as you would say. Let a cherry dream, which does not run after you on the Silent Hill, but stands on the sidewalks and looks.
I said!

Bill Gates has donated $100,000 to the gay community to get at least one.
part of the gay audience from traditional Apple to Microsoft products"

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From the reactor under the photo of Sasha Gray:
Why has Sasha nothing in his mouth?
This is Photoshop.

What is the meaning of the letter "T" in the abbreviation "VIP"?"))) I don't know exactly what to answer)

The first place in the number of penalties for flood (messages not carrying semantic load) on the local tracker received the distribution with the film "Fish of my dream". Almost all of the comments contained only one word. is right! :D

The story of the secretary who put Viagra in the Count of the Boss.
Viagra and other drugs do not work at all like in the anecdotes.
They do not produce an erection without sexual stimulation. That is, if the boss usually gets up at meetings, then yes, it will be faster and longer. Otherwise, he will only have an improvement in his erection in the evening if he has sex with his wife or mistress.
and more. In the tablets a bunch of auxiliary substances - magnesium stearate and others, which are not dissolved in water. And in the case of Viagra, it is also a painter. It is difficult to imagine an idiot who will drink a liquid of a strange color with an incomprehensible precipitation from graphene.
As always, learn the game.

XXX Where is Natalia? Was it not today?
YYY: Do you know what she surprised at night?
XXX: What is it?
YYY: You know her guy. This is a home comic. Z is loving.
WOW: So is it. He made a note to him at night.
Last night, Ivan was in the bathroom.
WOW: She, foolishly, prompted him to go looking for the flower of the butterfly.
In the Novgorod.
WOW: At 3 o’clock at night.
Q: What about the hookers?
WOW : No. She stunned when she ran across the highway for the "fire" that leads to the flower.
Now the feet in the meat on the asphalt. Noah is at home.
Q: Did you find a puppy?
Are you fucking?
XHH: Something suggests me, she would find.

Olga
I would have to meet without the girls: I, you, Iljuha, Sanya, Natacha

Today is All-Russian holiday. Day of Family and Fidelity.
I would like to congratulate all my ex.

From the European server of one game:
XXX: Which job is the best?? to
Tagged: Blow

We drive on the highway 120-130 km / h, here we are overtaken by the usual Soviet moscovite, which obviously runs at least 150-160. I look at the number, there are WOW letters. I think "this is really WOW"

The shorter the chain, the worse the dog is.

In our dormitory there was a tragedy. He has a mother who loves him very much. He married one girl and they lived together. My mother didn't like her niece, as it often happens, but she was patient until the time. Until her son came to her somehow home in new fashionable jeans, with holes. The student went to bed and woke up to know that his mother was talking on the phone with his wife. She accused her that she had brought him to the last limit, that she was a damn white-handed woman and would destroy her son. On my mother’s knees were the boy’s jeans, with carefully carved holes. Where the holes were too serious, they were tailored in a closely colored material – my mom’s blue coat with cuddly tiny roses. On the cheeks of the old lady flowed tears of anger and despair, and the good mother's hands affectionately felt the repaired pants.

I go to the store for vodka every day. Am I a shopper?