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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №76747
 31.01.2013
<Grey_Wolf> Today on a trolley bus and saw an act of domestic magic
We approached the stop, we go out, a passenger comes out in front of me and with a clever smile stretches his ticket to the first man who is going to enter this trolleybus.
<Grey_Wolf> The one who first pailed, won’t understand what he’s sucked :)
<Grey_Wolf> Then he also smiled and took)
<Grey_Wolf> A very good scene was)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №76746
 31.01.2013
Hello what you do.
The Sultan: Pr. I watch cinema
Mon: What kind of movie?
sultan:"American Mary" - two nipples removed
Don’t you feel ashamed, am I also a bearer?
Sultan: What is this ashamed? You are not
Not brushes but girls
Sultan:"Director: Jen Soška, Sylvia Soška"
Oh yeah, you are a joke, i.e. Excuse me

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76745
 31.01.2013
XXX: not at all. I come in a good mood.
I stay. Fuck your mother.

yyy: the first phrase is like from Tolstoy’s sketch. The second is the thought of his wife Sophia Andreevna during the correspondence.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76744
 31.01.2013
xxx: Is there such a thing that is inserted into the piercing hole so that the eyelid can be removed and the piercing does not grow?
YYYYYY: Yes The other collar.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №76743
 31.01.2013
A woman over 40, someone gave a lot of sweets. She didn’t miss the opportunity to boast of gifts. Suddenly, the silence and all the attention of jealous persons was attracted by a new guy working with us as a contract programmer.
Who is it that brought you such a pig?
G.B - and this... so a gift from customers, but why a pig?
You are no longer young and your metabolism is not the same as when you were young, and all these sweets will have a very bad effect on your figure. And you complain that you can’t fit in your favorite dress.
After these words, she looked at the candy, then in the mirror, then again on the candy and invited everyone to tea. No one expected this from her, but everyone agreed to the offer. The words of the new didn’t go for nothing, the collective female, everyone wants a good figure, so they didn’t eat much. Everything else was handed over to the new one.
It’s been a week, and I think it’s all about how to write...

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76742
 31.01.2013
>> I wonder who’s this guy, if the girl is able to fall asleep at THIS time?? to

Strangely enough, but there is a possibility that nothing :) I, for myself, discovered the amazing world of sex quite late, but with enthusiasm, having re-read and tried everything that was tried and read. After 4 years, I was absolutely sure I knew everything about the female body and sex. Until I met Lenny. It was a creation of stunning beauty at the age of 22, desperately looking for a couple, but, the result was zero, because she had enough to take off her clothes and lie down with the guy in an embrace to cut off immediately and for a long time. For me, it was a powerful blow to self-love, and then I decided to do it anyway! What we just did not try: coffee, energy, long preliminary sleep, pathogens, games, various techniques - sleep and everything here. She was taken to a sexologist, he was surprised for a long time, but found the root of the problem - Lenochka had serious raids with the male half of mankind, starting with his brother and father. And she wanted, subconsciously, protection and support, in the end, as soon as she was in bed with a guy, the brain gave the command to relax, concluding that everything went wrong and the body does not need to defend itself, that it is protected and you can sleep peacefully. By the word of Lenocke, the psychologist helped :) We all worked out in the end and she is right now.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76741
 31.01.2013
>> Their Donzova books I, for example, intentionally remembered that blood is washed only in cold water))

If I had not read it, I would have known it much earlier.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76740
 31.01.2013
Bobba: Hi..Yesterday I was doing sex with Christina, well, she's barbed (I even felt a couple of times that she was asleep... And yesterday I was doing, and... He is screaming! I think about myself – finally that! And what do you think?? Oral oral, it turned out she had a nightmare (((

I wonder who is this guy if the girl can sleep at this time?? to

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76739
 31.01.2013
Fighting with Matt is bad. This is
It makes us weaker. Instead of
We can say:
- "What phallic symbol
Do you want me?"
- "Remove a copy from me!"
Be more intelligent, no
"tubby pussy", and "naive
The hole"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76738
 31.01.2013
Boring: I am leaving Ukraine on Monday, with a local accent, like an unruly husband from a prostitute with a tripper.
You have a comparison.)

[ + 5 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76737
 31.01.2013
NOK (30.01.13 22:31:46):
She is so beautiful that I want to end up inside, not thinking about the consequences at all!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76736
 31.01.2013
xxx: wow, Yura found you on the page coupons for free brains, printed them, and distributes to the office

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76735
 31.01.2013

Please do not overwhelm our e-box with information junk-your cheap manucks ' type of your letter.Well you will not be able to teach us anything,I assure you, because of the lack of understanding of the problem about which you want to say something.This can be seen by that "lashes",which you are trying to hang out,to which you are trying to count us.In a big secret I will tell you, that currently in the conditions of the recession of the world economy,when the growth of the Russian economy has stabilized at the level of 3.5 percent per year, and the inflation is not more than 7 percent, the maximum profit in the minimum time practically in no normal market segment you will not get.To get a significant profit in these conditions only corrupt schemes work effectively. Judging by the reasons for which you are attracting people to Saratov, you can conclude that you are offering to just drink vodka in Saratov while listening to the information noise on Okolovskaya topics.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76734
 31.01.2013
From Zello (Internet Ration)
Are you he or he?? to
WOW: I’ll look at it.
(A certain time has passed)
With the same voice, he...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76733
 31.01.2013
From Two:

Good guys are not rejected.
YYY: LOL is still refusing. I know from the example of my younger sister.
Zzz: Did your younger sister refuse you?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76732
 31.01.2013
It was so overwhelmed that no one knew who was sleeping with whom.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76731
 31.01.2013
About Vine
Xxx: Six Seconds of Porn? I wonder what the target audience is.

yyy: obviously motorcycles - 2 tacks and injection

[ + 19 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76730
 31.01.2013
Andrew, what’s new to you?
Bobba: Hi..Yesterday I was doing sex with Christina, well, she's barbed (I even felt a couple of times that she was asleep... And yesterday I was doing, and... He is screaming! I think about myself – finally that! And what do you think?? Oral oral, it turned out she had a nightmare (((

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76729
 31.01.2013
In our courtyard, the grandmother feeds the pigeons - a huge herd comes to feed.
Likewise, heart patients, feed cats and cats under the car.
My neighbor is terribly stressed, because the animals, as they eat, collapse immediately.
He soaked a white baton with a valerian and crushed the pigeons.
Waiting for a link, who?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76728
 31.01.2013
DarksideR: the most adhesive buttons type "leave a comment" I saw recently on some left site

Darksider: the caroch there is first written "leave the stone", it is in the field to fill in, and then just an achiren button to send "the stone"-"Fill out")))

Q: Did you get a stone?and :)

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