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[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74767
 24.12.2012
hhh (15:38): sweet... and so say. Do you know why the computer doesn’t see the phone? That is, he charges it, but he doesn’t see the breath and I can’t throw anything on it.
hgh (15:39): and no response
hhh (15:39): who I am writing is unclear
15:39 - To tears of tears
15:39 This is a cry of help.
hhh (15:39): and you eat, sleep, or masturbate
hhh (15:39): terrible
15:39 am I am alone
15:39 - In the mourning
hhh (15:39): I’ll go... I’ll drown
hhh (15:39): I don’t need to tell you that
xxxh (15:40): only for your fantasies of dirty and wretched and dirty
15:40: And all, and my soul
15:30 am to you
hhh (15:40): never intersized
xhhh (15:40): a soul with thin edges. A rare crystal!
15:40: I was fucking
thx (15:40): all..
15:40 - Goodbye to the world
15:40: Our meeting was a mistake

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №74766
 24.12.2012
He amused himself:
A long time ago I registered on a website, which I have reliably forgotten. Recently a post came from this site. The letter began with the words: "Dear Ivan Naheravamootчество!..." :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №74765
 24.12.2012
xxx: and chlorine sperm smells of all men without scratching, well, or that I have a sharp smell such and specific)
YYY: Did you sleep with all the flies without exception?? to
How old are you? 😉 😉

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №74764
 24.12.2012
Comments under photo in contact:

XXX: Class photo) and what is it?
YYY: This is me...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74763
 24.12.2012
xxx: Do you not think that the length of the penis does not depend on the brand of the iPhone and the speed of the internet?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74762
 24.12.2012
What brought you, my daughter?
Father, forgive me, I was dumb.
I forgive you this sin, go in peace and don’t be stupid anymore.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №74761
 24.12.2012
I decided to order gifts for the holidays through the online store, of course, the first thing was to study how long it would go and how much it would cost delivery... depends on the item (literally):
The lifting to the floor of large baryth goods (weighing more than 30 kg) is free of charge before entrance. " O_O

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74760
 24.12.2012
As a girl of a skyrimer, sitting behind a neighbor’s compound for the second week, I state authoritatively: In this strange world there are only three problems:
No one wants to buy what I stole.
The girl died again.
Where is my horse?! to

Osko

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74759
 24.12.2012
What is the law of evil? When in the crowd you start to overtake a slow-moving person, he will necessarily start to shift in the direction of your overtake.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №74758
 24.12.2012
I have angina, my throat hurts. An injection in pop
Why do you inject your throat in your ass?
If you want, you can do it in your throat. :D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №74757
 24.12.2012
Hello, how are you feeling?
I don’t use this shit, chrome is better.
XXX is what?? to
Internet explorer for the wicked!
o o o o o o

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №74756
 24.12.2012
If there are problems, do you have my number?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is removed.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №74755
 24.12.2012
SUZAK: I thought for a long time.
Susak: but decided if to take wireless ears
SUZAK: That is these.
Shinji: Hockey straight

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №74754
 24.12.2012
21.12.2012: Be careful with your wishes, they can come true and not necessarily at a convenient time for you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №74753
 24.12.2012
It’s a bit offensive to admit that my cat has fallen more times this year than I did.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №74752
 24.12.2012
husband: I’ll give you such a gift... yeah... but I’m afraid you’ll break it quickly
Wife: I’d better break it or shed it.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74751
 24.12.2012
"Authorship "
Li-ion battery life is 5 years.
The counting begins at the time of manufacturing at the factory.

Why do I still have A55 families with a native battery lasting three days? Why is my six-year-old Nokia N73 (also with a native battery) still running a few days on a single charge? What am I doing wrong?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №74750
 24.12.2012
Comments on the film on torrent:

02-July 2011 04:07
I’ve put in a wicked will, but I still remember those triple clicks.

02-July-2011 16:25 (after 12 hours)
I wonder what I wanted to say.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №74749
 24.12.2012
Alexander Alekseev
It turns out that women are constantly demanding something: in life, come up with something, in sex, come up with something, call, tell, entertain. What is left of them? Going to the shops and again generously encouraging men with a promised intermediate? Not an equal exchange. Something I will not remember in the spirit of blackmail, Dear, if you delight me with a rich dinner, oriental dance and Thai massage, then in reward you will be able to suck my cock.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №74748
 24.12.2012
I got a new year’s feijoa gift, only it turned out to be some kind of feijoa.
Don’t say that, you’re a girl!
I’ll bring you a try now, and you’ll understand that it’s exactly what I said.

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