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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66286
 29.06.2012
New Year’s Holidays 2012!
Children in school will write works on the topic "How I Spent the End of the World"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №66285
 29.06.2012
Aaa: And I have two acquaintances (a man and a woman, not relatives, not peers, with different specialties) who store all their files in one file. Type: "Letters 2010" - Frfrrr - 110 pages. "Orders 2010" - trrrrrrr - 99 p. If you need to print a document, it is copied and transferred to a separate file, printed, and the file is immediately destroyed. I would have figured with them, with these strange people, but I had to work with their documents. And to ask them why they are so suffering, I did not decide. I don’t even know what to ask?
bbb: Ask me – searching by keywords is convenient.
Aaa, you’re still growing up!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №66284
 29.06.2012
Everything around smells good. And I... smelled.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66283
 29.06.2012
It doesn’t matter what you look like, the main thing is to find the same shit as you are =))

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66282
 29.06.2012
Two boys ride with a ball on an empty football field. The one who
The older, 12 years old, gives lessons of football to the younger - about 7.
The senior puts the ball 5 meters from the gate.
Have you seen the high-tech of our players? They can do s.
This is a very short distance to break the ball above the fence.
Try it as well.
But the seven-year-old boy does nothing: no matter how he proves, the ball is everything.
Time is at the gate...

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66281
 29.06.2012
Vadhimka (03:42:29 29/06/2012)
I know what my cursor is about!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №66280
 29.06.2012
The Ring of Almighty has a lot to do with drugs. Judge by yourself:
1) You know it was created by some dark characters
2) Difficult to get
If you wear it with you, it’s burning.
They are constantly tempted to take advantage of them.
If you use them, you get superpowers, but the consequences are always terrible.
Constant use can deprive you of happiness, friends and a normal life.
You cannot entrust its storage even to a close friend, so as not to put a friend in danger.
8) It is often caused by disruption.
It seems that if you wear it once, it’s no problem.

The Ring of Almighty destroys lives. Do not wear the ring.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66279
 29.06.2012
[5:45:54 PM] Lucas: Fuck, I dreamed today that I was fucking the oxyphone, I broke the iPad and I had a broken MacBook
[5:47:38 PM] Roma: the apple nightmare humiliated, awakened and you someone threw a bloody bitten apple in a black label " and signature, Android

[ + 29 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66278
 29.06.2012
Who are you looking for in the match Germany – Italy?
For the Fascists
LOL, for what exactly?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №66277
 29.06.2012
I read on the tape, poverty in Russia has decreased by 16 percent!
YYY: Well journey by increasing mortality

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66276
 29.06.2012
XXX: Sister Diabu bought
YYY : :D
You’re funny, and we’ve actually planned to get married.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66275
 29.06.2012
27.06.2012 The same day Doc and Marty moved in the movie "Back to the Future".
The future has arrived! and :)
After the August 29, 1997 skynet did not strike a nuclear strike on Russia, I stopped believing in movies!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66274
 29.06.2012
xxx: taking into account all commissions now on account 10695
YYY: Ok
We need more gold.
The xxx :)
xxx: I understand how if we suddenly decide to blur the studio you will say something like - you need to build a zig-zag?
There is not enough tree
XXX: HDD
yyy: comes such a tax, and through the dynamics of the warning "we were attacked!"
xxx: ahahahaha

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №66273
 29.06.2012
Previously, I thought that the most original compliment was a drunken alcoholic who called me “Madonna!”
But one guy walked around him. "You are a real lady... - a minute of silence... - unlike me!"
You will not argue.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66272
 29.06.2012
Memories of Childhood *
I am 10 years old, I run down the stairs, winter, on my hands - puffy gloves.
The gloves so gorgeously slide over the plastic on the perils, you want to escape from this faster and faster...
On the first floor, in order not to slip into the door, I lower my hand below to hold on to the metal part of the laundry.
and discharge*
No Signal *
No Signal *
No Signal *
No Signal *
>ping 127.0.0.1 -t
Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<1ms TTL=128
Reply from 127.0.0.1: bytes=32 time<1ms TTL=128

I woke up on the street, with my nose in the hole, a knot on my head, and opened the door to the street with my forehead.

Cut out entirely.
I have respected static since then.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №66271
 29.06.2012
The teacher asks the student who protects the lab:
Who wrote this code?
Not exactly me...

The fucking

[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66270
 29.06.2012
The guest: Ha! Shhas looked at the coverage zone - so they have in a clean field where corn grows, there is both 3G and 2G, and the settlements in the center of these fields are white spots. As a Bilayna subscriber I can fully confirm this fact - in my village the phone does not catch any signal from them, it is worth to leave in the field 200 meters - the communication begins to appear. I want to ask our operator - fucking corn 3G, when people do not have normal communication?

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66269
 29.06.2012
In Israel on the beach of Kalya on June 26, an elderly tourist from Russia drowned in the Dead Sea.
No one has ever succeeded...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №66268
 29.06.2012
Tired of spammers offering to buy from them the internet, said that I will connect, honestly warning that I do not have a wire
the installer came, looked at the English console genta (home server), called the manager with all the original Russian words
We drank coffee and talked about servers.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №66267
 29.06.2012
I am impressed by the advanced users... Bringed the note now in repair. Mole installed the son's screw, and the book stopped seeing the internet. I open the bag and there’s a Macintosh in it!! to

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