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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №76187
 21.01.2013
I took a drug test yesterday and it turned out to be negative.
I and the dealer have something to talk about.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76186
 21.01.2013
In the morning - turboslim coffee, in the evening - turboslim tea, and at night - turboslim in cakes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №76185
 21.01.2013
Masterstop: In vain, I stood on the escalator on the fifth branch, said in the mobile "I will make a bomb for the fifth". The old lady ahead obviously did not guess about my fifth lab in physics :c

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №76184
 21.01.2013
I just don't know how to give up, because for me, Matan is like Mars, but Mars is beautiful and there are many songs about it, and Matan is shit.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76183
 21.01.2013
- Did you call Halya when you were a student?
Yes it happened. And you?
And I called
Did you knock in the window?
Oh, and she screamed.
- I shouted "blay, catch my count"?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №76182
 21.01.2013
Beautifully: the nephew of the head of the RJD Yakunin rented cars, and then handed them over to the RJD.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №76181
 21.01.2013
xxx: I just darkened the picture in word
YYY: Processing photos in Word.
YYY: I will tell you tomorrow at work.
YYY: Our designer will have enough of the condrache

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76180
 21.01.2013
xxx: YouTube just issued an ad - Tel Aviv gay resort "the city gay-friendly", what could that mean?
Yyy: Even Google says you spend too much time on image boards, gay Negroes, and jokes about Jews.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76179
 21.01.2013
I like in clubs: smoked, loud music plays...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №76178
 21.01.2013
XX: Oh, I’m interacting with people.
WOW : Why?
I hate this biomass.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76177
 21.01.2013
Talk to my brother:
I: Well how could the Hobbit be divided into three parts?! to
Brother: Well how... "The Hobbit There", "The Hobbit There" and "The Hobbit Back".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76176
 21.01.2013
Vermishel
Could I give him a cookbook? There are instructions, in the sense of recipes. It is only necessary to attribute that before adding eggs to the dish, they must be broken.

Yara
You know, Ivan will not understand what it is to grind, what it means to cook until it is ready, what it is necessary to pour oil on a bowl, what it is necessary to take a dry spoon for salt, what it is on the tip of the knife, he will also not understand.

Vermishel
We will write a pencil! Buy a children’s kitchen. There are even reminders that the water should be closed after washing the vegetables. Though... there gas to light up only adults said...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76175
 21.01.2013
Discussion of molecular synthesis.

X: Probably, there will be a microwave-like device where you can create food by synthesizing molecules from all kinds of garbage.
Q: Well, it will still cost money, for example, to upload a new recipe, it will have to buy... or download...
X: Oh, and Apple will sue Samsung for creating an apple cake recipe!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №76174
 21.01.2013
Aaa> I don’t understand that you’ve gotten to Depardieu... Imho is okay. You want to eat frogs and sleep with pydors - Paris is what it is, and you want rabbits with mushrooms and chase a drunk on a motorcycle - a village in the Saran province out of competition.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76173
 21.01.2013
When I quit sex, drugs and alcohol, I finally got money for rope and soap.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76172
 21.01.2013
The Chinese are winning the robot. They are not tired)

WOW: They are tired of course, just less than people.

Zzz: “Less than people” bravo! and :)

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №76171
 21.01.2013
and Elena:
You just woke up!! You are strong!

by Mikhail:
Am I strong? Hmm...

Strong is Greek. 1) Educator and fat-free companion of Wakha, constantly drunk, a lover of singing and dancing

to the point.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №76170
 21.01.2013
My grandfather has died, how are we now without him??? The end of the world is expected. Another Genoa is an orphan.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76169
 20.01.2013
Man 7 kilometers running on the scales in truffles
Who should go to biathlon and the Olympics?
He doesn’t need any skies.
Yes, you can save on skiing. In the sports costume.
I think bikini instead of costume will increase the number of medals in biathlon.
HGH: Especially for men

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76168
 20.01.2013
We go in the car. A friend suddenly asks:
"And how many men should a girl have maximum so that she is not considered a joke?".
From the unexpected question, I give the first thing that comes to mind:
"42"
And I think... I hope this is not the question, and it is the main question of life, the universe and all that, which was meant by Adams Douglas.

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