The last wedding in this century dedicated to the beautiful date will be held on 12 December 2012 and the census of debils will be completed!

The best incentive to move!

In the mid-1980s in the USSR began a passionate fascination with astrology, extrasensory and parapsychology. The President of the Academy of Sciences of the USSR Anatoly Alexandrov, who at that time was already in the honorable ninth tenth, told then:
In 1916, my sisters became engaged in spiritism. There are always such fun moments. My father, addressing them, said:
“I can still believe that you can invoke the ghosts of Leo Tolstoy or Anton Chekhov, but that they talk to you, fools, for two hours, I will never believe!”

If money is lost or stolen, the wise Jews say, “Thank you, Lord, for taking money!”

Reminded of the old story, when a man bought a guira when he was in command, and he was lazy to carry 16 kg by train home, he sent it to himself by post.
From Russia to Russia. This is the post of Russia.

He was informed that the mail had arrived in a damaged condition. He was very surprised, WHAT can be done with 16 kg of giraffes?! 8 ( )

Gary broke his pen.
So he got her. The pen separately, the ball separately. and :)

I drink myself tea. My mother (M) says:
M: Why are you doing it so hard?
I: Yes, I am bold, sharp, as a bold bullet.
The bullet is stupid.

Talk to your parents :D

I come from work, change clothes, go into my daughter’s room to kiss. It wipes and wipes tears. I don’t understand, okay...I go into the kitchen. My husband decided to clean up the potatoes. The picture is like this: a package of potatoes on the floor, garbage, a pot with water and a dark-dark concentrated man, straight all the universal sorrow on his face. I stood astonishing...And then...I understood...Five minutes later I joined my daughter))))))))))))) The technology was like this: I cleaned the potato, threw it into the water, pulled the cat out of the potato bag, took the potato, cleaned it, put it in the water, pulled out the cat, took the potato, cleaned it, put it in the water, pulled out the cat.

From the discussion of the distribution of the Japanese language textbook in djvu format:
"Help the people! and what to open it up?I don’t know what the hieroglyphs are..."

I am going to take a mortgage.
Why Why?
You have to live for something.

If you think that only men can chew eggs deliciously, then you’ve never seen a girl chew her cheek after shaving.

I have a mental disorder.
O O O O?? to
She thinks it’s real 😉

What else (other than sex and money) can one person give to another person in the modern world?
One person can give another in the nose or in the jaw.

At 2 o'clock at night, parents go to bed and ask for bread to go down (argument: you don't sleep, and we don't cry in the morning) I come to the 24-hour market (not far from home) at the box I meet a man of 30 years old (with wild fear and confusion in the eyes), who was washed out for plasticine at 3 o'clock at night from home (mission impossible, of course, plasticine was not there) I understood that my wife could become a bigger scapegoat than my parents))

Letter from our Technical Director to a lawyer:

Hi Katherine!

How are you dealing? Is it all well??? How is your cat?

I wanted to wish you all the best on this beautiful day - Monday 31 October... year 2011....from Christmas.

Here we are at work... remember. Such an unpainted building. In the nearest suburb of Moscow, there are two such masonry devices. (in female - "such incomprehensible things") they respond to the nickname "charge lifts"...

So, some remarkable and sensitive people, who these are the most incomprehensible things we installed in the building (with a delay in only two Great Posts) want some incomprehensible money (i.e. the red people, or the fifths). What I’ve been borrowed is no worse...

And you, Catherine (Light Red Virgin!!) Tearfully and not once, during our common meals and influences... promised to help me in the settlements with these gentle and sensitive people, arguing all this with the words "g. but question".... I have never... I was struck by “unintelligible things.”

Please do not abandon us to the fate.

A copy of this message, by the will of fate, is forced to send the Tsar-Batyushka to the village of Tsar-Grad "Lotta", so that he from the height of 44,3 arshins (no... 9th floor) contributed to your speed, health and awareness.

They did not execute, but they cared for Svet-Ekaterina-The Wise-of the Family of Lawyers.

The head beats...

Today I went out on the balcony (1st floor) to smoke and witnessed a wonderful picture:

On the flower bed near the bench lies a blue man, lying in a layer of a-la sleep. Moreover, if he is dressed in normal clothes, I would even say a wealthy look, a little dirty. Two mints approach the body with smiles; pin - zero reaction; pin more and more - the body twists something, finally breaks up the zenks, sees the mints, silently climbs into the pocket of the jacket and stretches the mints, 200 UAH, five-hour. Mint receives "don" and the male is immediately cut off. And then one of the gentlemen of the police issued a phrase that charged me with a good mood for the whole day: "I paid taxes - and sleep peacefully!" The menta goes away, the body continues to sleep, everyone is happy, the curtain.

Today, all my ideas about life have changed.
xxxh: I was in the tram... some man on the Nissan took off the mirror of the rear view of this tram... disassembly of the tram... and here the man gives out: 'you when you go, on the sides look, where do you go?'

And after an hour and a half of the guests come back - all the snowmen are broken,
broken down.

In the petard No. 8 or even No. 10, instead of a slower, you put a cloth, attach a beer jar to the thread and soak it in polyethylene so that it does not dry out. You roll the mine into the body, and the bowl into the head, so that when the thread is split, it is stretched. The thicker the snowflake, the better the dirt will be filled, only watch that the ice sheet does not get into the snow, or if there is little to fly away.

"Please arrange the signs of interpenetration... "it’s shit

We sit, therefore, today we are on a pair, waiting for the lecture, which is 10 minutes late.
Here another teacher enters the office, which we do not teach, does not rush to us, begins to slowly count and distribute to everyone A4 sheets. We sit quietly or little. At the end of it, one of the maids asked, “Why do you give us the leaves?”
and pause.
He: I do not know.
I picked up all the papers and left.

xxx: Tsoy is only a rare surname in Russia, in Korea these tsows are like dogs.
YYY: That is a little?