0 : Innocence
1: I know it. But I make mistakes. fucking
0 Why?
I write and don’t think about walking. Only then I noticed. Here you see. I write and walk. In the machine. So I am literate.)
0: "Two plates on the table. with shit and pasta. And I eat shit, although I want macrons". It sounds approximately so.

Ariadna: Ten years ago, I also encountered an exhibitionist at -30 and, fucking, he was very close to the corner.
5 meters probably. From such a distance it was noticeable that he was holding a plastic letter in his hands. I was insured, fucking))

xxx: kissing in the socks
XXX: Blind
XXX: The Nose

By then I would be in the army.
I will wait and be proud of you!
I’ll come back with a broken psyche.
I won’t let you go to the army!
Then get married to me, we have three children and...
...Kha-kha, maybe an alternative path?
Well, then I should be a footless disabled in the care of my wife. You will have to marry me again.
Or even more alternative?
I can cut you off and cut off your legs.
I do not like.
Well, I said, marriage and three children are the most pleasant option.

Today in the subway finally shaded, which reminds me of the bab shorts with a flowing color - these are the enchanted mantles of morovind ^__^

On December 21, a snowstorm left 400,000 people without light in the United States.

The Maya wrote about the end of the world. He was in America. The other continents of the Mayan were not known.

XXX: Leha, this is a license agreement! There are 10 letters of legal nonsense!
Type, you are nobody, we are all, you have the right to pay us a babble and keep silent.

The Negro Doit the Giraffe? It is the Giraffe!! He has eggs. Beware of advertising. I won’t take Sketches in my mouth.

Decadence 1 second. back to
I fall asleep with caffeine. My heart was sick at work. I went to the clinic and said so. I wrote out pills and drank Valerian... and I have an unusual allergy to her - like from drugs. After a minute he began to argue about the meaning of life, after 3 he looked seriously at the cute nurse, and said:
I to you. It was.
I ran out of the company with the scream "See, I am BEST OF ALL, hahaha, I invented you all myself!!!". I didn’t get there with work.

<< Our women are harsh.
A day ago I saw (on street under -25) a woman behind the steering wheel and the driver's window opened right away!!>>

M to Daa. Here is a generation that has grown up who doesn’t know that there are so many killing stoves in pennies that you can even ride in a swimsuit in them. The summer of Tashkent is resting.

Z is. I myself ride that way. I do not regret. Did you see me by chance? A red car on the Borovsky Highway.

I discovered just a few days ago that Faust Goethe, according to one self-confident young man, was such a man. His name is Faust. His name is Goethe. But she wasn’t sure if it was a literary character or a real person. To the phrase I said in half a voice: "And the glory of the CPSU is not a man at all"she stunned her shoulders, and I preferred not to go deeper. I don’t care, but sadly, girls.

He: You know, sometimes I want to kiss you in the morning
You are so cute when you’re angry. :P
She: I often want to break you up!
To sleep in your blood.

M.S.The harsh Russian winter.
M.S.pigeons, sitting on wires, crashed on passers with bricks.

Parents are warned

SMS with text.
"Your visa card is blocked"
One number even 8-800 (similar to the number of the collector partially)
Second Moscow
The main sign of fraud – there is no part of your card number in the SMS

If you call, they will ask for the card number ;-)

Ivan is
How did the apocalypse go?

by Spider1239
Did he have to go through something special?

Ivan is
well yes
It is an apocalypse.

by Spider1239
Nea, everyone scattered the fragments of the meteorite around the houses and pretended to be
Nothing happened

Cartographer: God told us to share.
iDeBugger: The simplest still adhere to this wise rule.

Democracy is when you can not hide your orientation and idiotism.

A friend helped me cook a table for my birthday. A nice girl goes into the room and says:
Max, help me to squeeze the carrots. For you, the movement is usual, and my hand is tired.

- Oh, I was reminded of this: beautiful, smart, kind, faithful... I will probably have a dog.

When did you feel famous?
There were rumors that I was blue.