Am I the only one around me who has no stupid fools who believe in the end of the world, who could be divided into a stupid dispute about it?

xxx: heard 31 December end of the year. We will all die.

Citizens of the Russian Federation, who behaved badly in this life, after death get back to the Russian Federation - the end of the world has come, but for us nothing has changed.

XX: You know, after I realized what it was like to really want sex while being a gentleman? When after a great curtain, because of the failure to digest due to lunch in the universe dining room, to my question "I ruined everything, yes" he answered without stopping "no, only air")))

Yesterday I sent a SMS.
XX: I wanted to write a question about when we’re bumping
WOW: What did you write?
XX: the word "when" wanted to write in a simplified form "when"
XX: but not the button on the key and instead of D wrote L.
XX: Do we take the cage?
See also: Role
What did Victor answer?
XX: he said he wasn’t eating shit
What else could he answer...

I wrote out pills and drank Valerian... and I have an unusual allergy to her - like from drugs. After a minute he began to argue about the meaning of life, after 3 he looked seriously at the cute nurse, and said:
I to you. It is"

You are just a cat. and ;)

There are unspread single-composite proposals. For example - "Night...", "Winter..." (the dying voice from the gallery - "Pochemiluga...")

Fight the system! Be a bad guy! Eat a bowl of red caviar right now, not wait for the new year!

From Habr:
Personazhe: The Next Generation Displays
Retina will contain waves
collapsing pixels, which
It becomes visible only when
They are observed. In his absence
The pixels are in
Difference between visibility and
invisibility, thereby preserving
50% of energy.

Xxx: a maximum of 4 cats can be installed in a city apartment according to the planning standard
Yyy : Why?
Xxx: by number of corners in the toilet

Conversation between two colleagues:
How is the new office?
CHC: This female collective has already begun to fuck, the circle is dirty. It is brown and not very visible.
Good that they don’t know you’ve been transparent.
by O_O

You can’t even imagine how sometimes Figo is the only Asian in the company. Especially in the corporation. And when they include the dummy gangnam style!

What do you know about motivation?“My father fed my younger brother (who eats very poorly and little) with the words ‘The world is coming to an end, and you haven’t eaten yet.’

I wake up, I look, the bus floor of the people, and the conductor I...

Sam258 (22.12.12 00:00:01) Thank you, Bruce Willis!!! to

I have a member of the curve. It’s stuck on my right side quite not so weak... Can it be straightened out somehow...

Fuck the Left
by Xan

If in the Hobbit you cut out all the plot scenes and leave only the moments of the hikes, then you will get a 45-minute tour of the Middle-earth.

XX: Here, at the end of the world, the patch came out... Nobody needs three hundred cans of mortar by chance?

A loan can be formed in 20 minutes without evidence of salary, salary and borrowers! But in order to form a child allowance in the amount of 230 rubles, you need to collect a package of documents in the general table!!! to

We lie down with our loved ones and talk. It concerns former sexual partners. And I suddenly hit the idea: LLC "Sex partner" - a specialist in the field of installation of floors from laminate, parquet and canvas.