My 4-year-old daughter is pleased. On the birthday of her uncle (20 years old), she stated that she liked one of his friends, by the way, immediately sitting. When asked “What does he like so much?” she replied, “He has beautiful fingers.” Everyone was filled with laughter, and the child without embarrassment added "on his legs!"

Teeth paste has a much stronger awakening effect than a shower.

Today is the World Day of Sting over the Believers at the End of the World!
Shaman: And the end of the world has come, we just didn’t notice it :-)
That shit is the end!
The Cat: Oh
Something I wrote wrong...

XXX is
I bought a talking alphabet and a chocolate rabbit. Alphabet at the recommendation of my mother. My brother seems happy. He also received a children’s computer. Now he just wants to blow up the candles.)
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Yes is. In our time, the alphabet was the grandmother.
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The computer training as well.

I was now coming home from work.. A 12-year-old boy walking in the courtyard in front of me with a backpack behind his shoulders (probably from school) and drinking from a bottle of Coca-Cola.. Drinking and throwing an empty bottle right under his feet..At my question, and is he aware that the garbage is usually thrown into the urn followed by a rather unexpected answer "go YOU at x%!".! to

by the person listening.
Conversation in the billiard, to two players suits a man:
Ivory, hello to you. Oleg asked to give you for yesterday’s $30. He also asked me to tell you that you are Gandalf.

Dancing and beer restaurant. I wonder, how is it?
Probably without toilets.

Trolling is more epic than inviting Gandalf to the soundtrack in the Hobbit, the guy who sounded Dumbledore in all eight films, we haven’t seen yet.

My aunt is a judge. She recently had an interesting affair in her hands. A man sued the driver who struck his cat. The cat, according to the owner, was a very expensive breed and for this he demanded a significant monetary compensation for it. In his favor, the plaintiff presented the evidence of the cat’s innocence (!The cat of this breed was very intelligent, knew the rules of traffic and crossed the street in the specified places. So I couldn’t intentionally get under the car.” But this is something else. At the hearing, the judge said, “Do you not think that the cat, being so clever, committed suicide?”

“For the end of the world is the work to come, and the course is eternal.”

- exit to the public transport lane, excess speed by 74kmh, non-provision of advantage in the movement of an ambulance with flashes, movement on the sidewalk.

to shoot such drivers, and that they may die, and the ambulance did not arrive because of the non-provision of an advantage in the movement of the ambulance with flashes.

My cat has a terrible whispering voice and a disgusting habit of unnoticed approach and whispering just when I watch some horror T_T

xxx: I think it’s time to offer a new prize for the most epic trolls of all time and nations, and the first one to the Maya Indians.

Can the question be modest?
He is: Walk
She: The boys are sitting, and where are they sitting?
He is throwing on his shoulder! :)

From a well-known forum on mobile devices:

Message #107 vseznayka
Hi gentlemen, in principle, this question has already been asked, but I still ask you to suggest more accurately, how to insert a SIM card.

Message #108 vseznayka
still inserted, may anyone use, correctly inserted as drawn on the picture near the slot

I have to hire a cleaner.
Husband: Hm, the maid... (a blurred look)..Yes... At the same time cleaning will be done.

A friend who works as a methodist:
Write a note to my daughter!!! to
Well, first of all, goodbye, and secondly... my working day is over!
Send a message to my daughter. ( the letter ) I will complain!
What is your name?
Veronica Leopoldovna
- Veronica Leopoldovna, as your father said - let us live friendly...! to bye
(After this phrase, Veronika Leopoldovna was a little offhegel)

An announcement in the newspaper: A family of 5 students will take off an apartment or bed.

Someone has ever wondered how many liters of beer does the phrase contain: "Maybe, in a bottle?")

The end of the world is no longer the end of...