About the promotion of some employees: He has not yet become the boss, but has already learned to work.

Just witnessed as the boss (S) conducts an interview. Candidate (K) is a little late... The door knocks:
Sorry, I am a little late, can I come in?
Q: In the IT? You may be accepted.

by Katya:
Solitary life was easier.
by Katya:
I wanted a dress and another dress.
by Katya:
And now the bread.
by Katya:
and torment for torment.

News of Politics. A new law has been adopted, according to which all minors will not be able to go out of the house to the street until the weather on the street is completely summer.

Comment on an anecdote:

"- Do you generally imagine what money a refrigerator that locks itself after 18:00 could be sold for? It is not for that people make money. No to Tom!
How much money can you make for its repair? "

The biggest bubble could be earned on their petition!

The news:
"In Magnitogorsk, a girl stuck in a rubbish pipeline when she went there for expensive cosmetics"
Under her comments:
"Beauty requires sacrifices"

News on Yandex: "Priority of Russian foreign policy will be the post-Soviet space."
The space trembled...

One of the "cognitive" groups of VK. The news is that there are about 200 bodies on Everest, and they are perfectly preserved thanks to the cold and look like they have died recently. Under the news, several photos on one of them depict a body disintegrated to the bones. The first three comments:

XXX: This is especially how alive it looks.
It was like he died yesterday!
ZZZ: Time to rest, I think

xxx: Hi, I have all the violet links in chrome, what is it?
You read the whole internet.

From Forum
Go on, I have a pleasant fist on my back!
These worms are picked up to the ass.

The stupid India! You won’t even buy a bowl of strawberries.

I’ve always been surprised by the desire of guys to be first. Not always they get married to those girls. He fucked, pleased that he was the first, and left. No matter what, it is always easy to find a reason.
Yyy: It’s as if all the pioneers want to participate in the discussion.

May the man of my dreams meet me in the hospital
yyy: Yeah, he will meet) He will so temporaryly fly past your chamber, hold in your hand a semi-empty vessel with urine not yet cooled) And you are all so beaten, but proud, you try to blink with a flooded eye) Your swelling met and the defibrillator spark slipped between you))

Yesterday was a corporate, in the morning they realized that they lost two colleagues.
They were not at home, the phones were silent, the parents did not know.
They searched for them, zero results.
And then I go to the toilet at work and I hear the cries in the cabin.

xxx: girls still impressed by the sex shop
YYY: HM
YYY: Going out too?
YYY: I want to buy?
Xxx: all sorts of socks
XXX: The Costume
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xxxx and td
You can buy the grandmother!
Only parts of men.
YYYY : )))))
YYY: And all because we need a woman next to them and only a woman next to them!!! to
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On the bus by phone:
You must first kill the children and then cut off the parents!

At the end, just an internship editor edited the BD, but they did not ask for the trip :)

I recently gave a job to a student. To analyze the principle of work of a screw pump on the example of a household meat grinder...
Personally, I thought that when you look at the design, you will immediately understand everything...
Anne is not. The student came with a confused face and said, “Nifiga didn’t understand.” It should not work.

Good to be a girl. I wanted to touch my breasts.

Review of the online store of products:
Evro: And you can ask for one service - personal, so to say)))) If I suddenly order some strange product in strange amounts - can you clarify from me, do I really want such a bunch? And now I have two kilos of oil enough for a year)))) And thank you for your work!

“I’m going to a Forever Alone Party tomorrow... there’s no one, but I’ll get away.