I work as an English reporter. And today, my "submitted" made me drown with tea: the word "pictures", instead of the normal "picchers", he read as "Scriptor"! Previously "brother" read as "droucher" XD

Please let us know why you are deleting our @beautiful and beautiful@GoogleChrome browser:

Let them add various processes and programs to the boot and system processes, without the consent of the user, blatantly.

She has a mother palace.
WOW WOW WOW?? to
Noah, the female palace
Do you have a palace?
HH: Well probably
He is the great, the mighty, the mighty.

As if you were going to drink beer with me.
May be gathered anytime.
XXX: When is it ever? Anytime, there is no more beer.

I remember he was driving me through the office, showing me where I was. "A here", says, "we have a creative department". I go to the "Logistics" tab, I turn with the question in my eyes. "Fixed creatines are sitting". 

M@G 2.0 (22:02:46 25/05/2011)
Have you ever looked back into the future? :)
g0vn0v (22:03:01 25/05/2011)
You would ask me if I read the book.

Rix > do you know who will act as enemies in Iron Knight 2?
Arthur > eyee Bad Russian princes? No is?
Rix > Celts
Rix > Fuck
Rix > in the Middle Ages!
Arthur > that is, first got bored for England with the French, and then they were attacked by the Celts, in business.
Arthur > all logical
Rix > there is also the attribute "WILD")
Arthur > NEET, they were under the violins, listening to Stradivari, went to battle
Rix > fucking wild Celts in 14 C.E.
Arthur > is okay
Arthur > in the 3rd Sherlock will investigate the murder of the steep gall by the Franks
Rix > but, it turns out that the killer is not a frank, but a ninja dressed as a Cossacks
Arthur > Brother of Tutankhamun

How is your group called?
- energy
Your energy is on the letter G!
The Principal?

Zhena (14:59:02 15/05/2012)
I have a girl’s sadness.

muzh (14:59:10 15/05/2012)
Buy it

I burned up here at sea.
Yyy: there is a wonderful remedy - cream
xxx: no, I tried it last time - it woke up on me, and it smelled for two days.

Hello, what are you doing?
He: I just came from training... I’m happy to sit down for books
You are so smart :)
I am a botanic cat. Highly intelligent sex machine
She: And then who am I? and :)
You are meat.

I am looking for a man from Moscow.
Katya: People, what is a blockade?

Fuck the bottles.
Vassiliou: The Hole
Maxim: Codes of Nihera do not drive cars
In the champagne covers.

Hi Maxime, how old are you?

From the Auto Forum:

Q: Has anyone performed a fuel filter replacement operation on their own?
I was shown in the service that the fuel filter is changed only when assembled with the pump.

U: IMHO it is removed together with the pump! It changes separately.

X: I also have an IMHO. And "managers" say that in the collection

A: It is a complete lie. Such a manager should be stuck with a moustache in a tank and sent to trade potatoes on the market, let it tell you that the potatoes are not sold by individual strawberries, but only in combination with kamaz and hachiki.

Mobius(s)

Guide from AnSanna (to say, ladies weighing under the center):
- Girls, if you allow yourself to shrink, remember - the sense of humor should grow in geometric progression with weight.

The most pleasant thing is that with such a wickedness, my husband was avenged.

After graduating from university, in September 1982, I was assigned to the “postbox”, who knows, so encrypted from the NIH and factories, one way or another related to defense. With the employee of our department Nikolai Aleksandrovich Aleksandrov (hitting on "O") I met a couple of months later at another construction site or vegetable base. In the status of a “young specialist” I passed them without counting. During the few days I spent at the research institute at my desk, I managed to distinguish Nikolai Alexandrovich from among other co-workers. He was distinguished by his constant positive and, somewhat hypertrophic, sense of humor. For the editorial college of the stengazette he could, passing by, out of pity throw so many ideas and jokes, that then half of the institute made a pilgrimage to our department to shake in the voice. Women constantly pulled him to repair household appliances, bags with broken pens and broken lightning. To say they loved him is to say nothing. He answered them the same, but he had another “all-absorbing passion,” alcohol as such, and any alcohol-containing liquids in particular. In those years, they appeared in shops extremely rarely, mostly on the eve of holidays, and then again went into the deficit category. This attachment looked somewhat strange, because in his own expression he was a disabled of the “fifth group”, because in the column of nationality he wrote “Yes”. “Everyone thought he was a Jew, but he turned out to be a drinking man.” At the same time, even a deadly dose could not bring him down, in the eyes of others he looked just under a "light degree".
All of us, from time to time, became the heroes of his jokes, which then, in the form of folklore, walked through the institutional corridors and smokers. But one day Alexander himself became a hero and, at the same time, a victim of his own joke.
Somehow, not at all on a sunny day, he appeared to work in dark glasses, which rather emphasized than concealed the impressive size of the bleach under his left eye. Later after lunch, history became known.
The night before, Nikolai Alexandrovich did not sleep at all. The wife was already shaking to the right of him (the fact that she was on the right and the woman was large and physically strong played a fateful role). Two adult daughters were already married and lived separately, there was definitely no one to talk to. Lying down and looking into the dark ceiling was boring. Lightly touching his wife’s shoulder, he asked, “Lusya, don’t you sleep?” Lucia just shrugged her shoulder, which meant, stay away. Then, with a voice full of tragedy and repentance at the same time, he said, “I can’t live with this, I can’t fool you for so long. I should have told you this a long time ago, but I was afraid.” Grabbing on the right stopped, from which Nikolai Alexandrovich made the correct conclusion that he had an attentive listener. Again, sorrowfully breathing, he said, “Our second daughter is not from you!” With a scream, “Cobble! When you are running!Lucia, turning out like a sprinkle, struck her husband to the right.
A few minutes later, already in the kitchen, trying to stop the blood coming from the broken nose, Alexanderov heard the stormy and relentless cries coming from the bedroom suddenly ceased. Then Lucy went out, took a frozen chicken from the refrigerator and handed it to her husband, saying, "Now, attach it so that there is no bleaching."
According to his own testimony, Aleksandrov then fell asleep as a child, and Lucia, from a sense of guilt, waved until the morning.

I found the wallet!
Their own?
No, with the money!

XXX - can you suggest a remote data recovery program?
YYY - I have the cheapest magnetola hondy with a USB connector.
Attention to the formed!! He finds a catalogue of songs and plays them!
one square - the kad goes to this catalogue from there can no longer go out and chases around. You are the program...

Rekken: In the store, the reception of the goods.On the door is the inscription "RECHT", the size of the marriage floor in front of the door is a car, loaders bring a box with the goods, which has already rolled the whole floor. The sellers rushed around them in a hurry with the bulldozers. At this moment, completely ignoring the inscription, scattering the loaders, a certain aunt falls and with the delicacy of the bulldozer breaking through the chest of the goods to the shelf whisperingly cries to the sellers:
Fuck, you’d even clean up the boxes!

A heated breath. Against the backdrop of a week as off heating, the house is unrealistic. A cat and a child who hate each other quietly and peacefully warm each other under the same blanket. Moreover, the child does not try, as usual, to tie the cat into a node, and the cat allowed him to embrace (which is allowed only to the husband, in minutes of rare tenderness) The energies really get closer!