Topic in the contact "College meeting":

Alinka: February 21 meeting of graduates - attendance is mandatory!
Okay, I will be.
by Sergey: OK
Irina Sergeevna: I will be obliged!!! )))
And you haven’t dried up yet? Burn in the hell!! to
Snow is coming!
A little girl: No!

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Re: The Tarantino! Where did he come from at home? They did not exist before...
The guests came yesterday. Probably fell out of someone’s head and lost 😉

xxx: solve the task: the pup slides up a tree for 3 meters in the day, and slides back for 2 meters in the night. On what day will it reach 10 meters?
I was the only one in the 4th class who solved this task.
xxx: well there - in the classroom and some parents could not solve this task

I came up with how to troll cellular operators... you need to print all kinds of unnecessary messages and nonsense advertising... put in envelopes and pass on to the managers, secretaries. The managers. Managers with a grip personally in their hands, secretly, do not disclose without the presence of an employee of the SB

They send all kinds of shit... in case of any questions to say this FREE service I signed you for a month free!

or come to their office with a magnetophone on batteries.. turn on the music loudly and stand while not заебуцо, say that this is a FREE DEMONSTRATION SERVICE, you can disable if you send SMS to the number (here your mobile phone number) with the text MUSIC DO NOT PLAY

I think you need to eat less.
I am barely walking!
Wow, that’s exactly what I meant...

When in a TV advertisement a person rises from bed in the morning with a smile, he is happy.
Going to work, singing fun,
At the bottom of the screen should be a signature: "No
Try to repeat it! Trick done
A professional cashier. andquot;

Chat employees of the newspaper:
Q: Do you think we will be fired to work on the 1st day?
Imagine the newspapers that will come out on the 2nd.
Oh yeah, she’ll be all in the fat spots of olive.
Tag: present the texts
Oh no, there will be no texts there, why?

xxix: I finally got a project with a normally written code
XXIX: pleasant to see the originals
YYY: Hello world?

Video about how four guys throw the fifth on the "three" in the pool.
One of the participants (a Negro) does not throw the guy, as a result, he lands with his back on the edge of the pool and hits his back well. The head finds itself in the water, and the guilty for his legs tries to get it, but leaves it swim.

The best comment "All because the nigger can’t count to three."

Literally just now. I go to the subway, sit down, read the article on my phone. At the next station, the grandmother came in, chose me as a victim - stood next to me and began to die. I give her place. The village is pleased. And here I see that she has...a tough chair in her hands!! to
- Grandma - the troll 80 lvl, stomped!!! and ;)

Our problem is not that we don’t live that way, but that we don’t live there.

In the plane I heard a wonderful dialogue between an old grandfather (years 80-90) and a young man (years 20).
I sat next to them, at the passage. Grandfather is in the middle, the boy is at the window.
After take-off, the unfolding aircraft submerged in the clouds - and it immediately shaken strongly in turbulence. No line is visible, an aero-navigation fire blows out in the window. Daddy is sleepy and the boy is scared. I see, the boy closed the window with a curtain, then opened it, then pale, greenered, his eyes were frightened.
Are you not afraid of flying? Suddenly he asks his grandfather.
“When he was alive, he was afraid,” the grandfather replied flegmatically.
I should have seen the guy’s face.
There were no more questions until the end of the flight.

Ivan: I am convinced once again: we have the most beautiful girls in Omsk!!! and :)
Ivan, and the birds are fucking.

Sergey Kalugin (solist of the group "Orgia of the Righteous") in his book:

There was an epochal dialogue at home.

The Israeli friend:
Let’s go to London on the Pays together?
My wife is shocked:
In what?? to

Photo of a girl on a dating site. Field, she stands half-turning her back to the chamber, in a striped closed swimsuit. The comments:
What a ass.
I want you.
Better such ones.
Zebra in the pastures

Ansonna on the example of the porner:
We will cut 16+!

The case at the Military Command on medical examination:
You have three large moles on your back to remove them, otherwise we will not be able to take you to the army.
- and I can't now, I'm afraid, we all in the family are afraid of removing the motherboard, he is up to 27 years old.
What if the age limit is extended to 30?
Then I will break the tradition and I will be afraid until 30.

Coca-Cola signs contract with Lotus F1
Eee : and?
XXX: It will be fun.
Eee: Yes
Red Bull vs Burn
Eee : No
It will be better
When the salt
Eee: Ride out
Eee: on the roads
New Year’s Trailers!! to
xxx: ^ _ ^

When I was 8-10 years old, we had a six with a wonderful magnet. I always listened to Russian radio in the car. And here we go somehow to the country, and in the program of the table of orders called a young man very hungry. In the background there is a whisper of bottles and laughter of comrades. And the guy: "I have called? Am I on the air? I want to send a huge greeting to Lena...my ex-wife. And the song "Well, what a terrible you are!"Lenka, hello!!and "

Weather, I will buy a new car.
The old what?
I went on a pass today. I was shaved in the morning. Dick photographer when the photo was being processed asked: "Can I shave you a little?"