A letter of support:
does not work (unhealthy authorization error contact the developer) the door and logon of the door correctly removed and re-tuned does not work comparatively

Regular consumption of flavonoids (chocolate/cacao beans) slows down and even causes improvement in cognitive functions. They also expand the brain vessels, improve its blood supply, etc. The rats on the cocoa extract became smarter just in sight and by the end of the day began to ask questions, “Who am I? What am I raised from? That I am so bold?”

<a> the sensitivity in the newspapers.
<a> I agree with you.
<a> Deputies should issue a law against cold weather.
<b> guess what they’re going to punish
<a> people of course. Fuck they are frozen.

Do you want to divorce?
Have you prepared something? Type "Do you want to eat, I cooked the borst"?
and yes. If you want to divorce, I’ve prepared a scandal.

We have a small salary compensated by a high level of responsibility!

Dear brothers! Remembering your magical power of thought, I ask you to think together so that I can find a job. Please please! Soon there will be nothing to eat and the cat’s food will end :-(

Have you bought a child?
Dear, we made it ourselves.
Did you bathe a baby in the bathroom, fool?

At the new job, the girl decided to push. Question: What kind of tea do you like? What does your girlfriend usually do to you? I didn't bother - my girlfriend usually makes me go, and I can make tea myself.

xxx: I, as a female programmer, absolutely need an operator "maybe"

On the corporate kitchen is a box "a letter to Santa". Instructions on the box:
The dream must be alone.
Not to write about money.
The dream must be signed (name and surname).

Conversation in the female community:
I try not to touch your cosmetics.
2 is so?
You’re a sensitive lady, you can even fuck it.

Alisa: call me
My tooth hurts, I can’t talk.
I’ll call you in 10 minutes.
Yohoho: handcuffs

I put a 16:9 ratio on the TV, turned on the news. They showed the officials - returned at 4:3. I can’t see such wide mouths.)

In one of the South Park series, Stan began to think that modern music is like a curtain.
xxx: At first it seemed funny to me, and then I listened to the dubstep

xxx: I just talked to a colleague from Omsk, there is now -36
xxx: was there a year ago and there the frost is much easier to feel
Yyy: It’s because you’re constantly running away from the hook.

I hate washing dishes, especially old dishes. Fuck, when I pulled out a plate of two-week flour at the bottom, I thought it was sick now. Greetings to all who did not welcome.
YYY: I am sick from fresh. And a bowl with pork fat four days old wash? What about potatoes with mayonnaise a week ago?
zzz: Flood all the ferries, open the crane, leave for 10 minutes. You close the crane and leave it until next Monday.
BBB: Next Monday you throw it out and buy a new one.
zzz: Preferably a kitchen.

from ZH
Dr. Piliulkin: My younger, five-year-old son asks his mother to heat the soup in the microwave.
Did you cook the soup in the microwave?
No, my mother answered. When I was a kid, there were no microwaves.
The son cries, thinks and cautiously clarifies:
Was there a fire then?

Dyus: I went yesterday to remove money from the ATM near the philologist’s corps. In front of me is a guy who came out of this corps. If he is in his turn, he chooses some amount and a message appears such as:"Sorry, but the note is less than 200 grams. not", he did not think a lot with the words:"a, okay - persuaded" gains!100gr.After another similar message, he expressed his face:"What a fucking thing!!" nervously pulls out the card makes a step to the side and stops, a little thought (he probably obscured), again approaches the ATM and with glowing eyes slowly gains 200. you would see how he was delighted when a banknote appeared from the ATM))

What a man should know...
1) Make money
2) Give to another man
3) Destroy the woman
4) Find friends to repeat the first three points

Usually, the life of empty light bulbs ends at the washing, and only the lucky ones - in the laboratory of the clinic.