With задолba.li, the theme "Music", writes the vocalist about stupid questions:

Why are all opera singers so fat?

To not throw into the piano inertia!

The husband shows his daughter a picture:
A cat, a dog, a cow, a pig.

<Guest_96>Lex when you tell a lie you make special particles
<Guest_96> Toughened Lines

In the laboratory:
I have a perfect diode broken in the simulation!

- You are a desperate guy, however, in the basement without an oxygen mask.On the extremity, take at least a canary in a cage with you as an indicator of enough oxygen in the air.
What will the Canary say "All of you go out to me!"?

XXX: I have a story here.
YYY :?
XXX: I couldn’t get out of the table for 5 minutes
Imagine going from the kitchen to my room to turn on the imperial march. I approach, turn on, add volume, look into the window, and on the first chords past my window a person slowly begins to descend) I on him o_0, he on me 0_0, then we start roasting both, because the music he also hears) rjem and he slowly descends further) 15th floor, fuck) well that I didn't drink)

There was a senya in the niche, and at the issuance of someone long order composed. The client has already begun to quietly upset, and the guys on extradition:
Here’s your stuff, sorry for waiting so long, but it’s not our fault.
The client (unclearly burch under the nose):.... longchopzddc....
Depository 2 (joyfully singing): if long-long-дооолго... it means a couple of youths!

XXX: It’s been two years since I removed the twin.
YYY: Who else, besides me, read the two words wrong?

Doctors now have tough times, when patients have watched all the seasons of Doctor House and bear the hustle.
c) Thugz

The news:
On November 14, a truck carrying copies of Assassin's Creed 3 [PC] was stolen for gaming stores in Belgium, the Netherlands and Luxembourg.

The commentary:
Playing Pirate Games! Need a truck game! This is real piracy.

From the discussion news on 4pda

CCHC
Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone.
The next day he was called by Chuck Norris and Bell invented the Megaphone, MTS and Beeline!

Yakuza
Chuck Norris first called Bell, then Bell invented the phone.

ch ch ch
There was nothing wrong, this is how it was:
Chuck brought the phone to Bella and then called him on his cell phone.

Ssss
When Bell invented the phone, he had three misses from Chuck.

Revrok: Before the gamer dies, his heirs gather near the dying man's bed and wait for the anger to fall out of him.

How to understand the blocking of websites on the Internet, while leaving broadcasts of Andrey Malakhov and news on NTV?

9 year old son decided to sit on a diet, to limit hand and sweet.The whole day held, eaten soup, the second.In the night turned off the light and slept with my husband to sleep, suddenly in the kitchen wild thunderstorms, we jump on the light, the son stands in one hand mantle in another roulette.I-????? Son, sad: to understand and to forgive.

hč: there next to the sign "wallpaper"
nn: not "the wallpaper", but "both"
Tagged with: shop "Saratovsky both"

from JJ:

It seems to me that the loving and tender expectation of the Armageddon, which we observe around us, arises naturally from the worsening infantilization of the population... No one, like the gritz, wants to decide anything, everyone wants a dress.

And the zombie apocalypse, or something like that, is almost like the beginning of a long journey. Nothing depends on you, the people around are mostly unfamiliar, whom you see in the first and last... And everyone is busy with their own things and survival, nobody looks at whether you behave there or do not behave.

And your plans, ambitions and other heresy are not you-the loser abandoned, but globally, everything was ruined... Beauty! Here it is, free.

Most rape in this country is committed by a hool, also hool represents a threat to public morality, law and garden plants (grasses), and therefore, the presence of an individual is a potential threat to society. In this regard, I propose:
1st Recognize the fox as a potential threat to society.
2nd Obligate owners to register it in the bodies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs at the place of residence.
Three Polyclinics on the ground to introduce a mandatory check on the sexual maturity of the carrier, according to the results of the check to issue orders for registration.
4 is Obligate registered owners of houses to report to the premises for each (incl. and the use of the fox.
5 is Strictly regulate the rules of use and storage of the hook, for non-compliance with the rules - to punish, up to the withdrawal of the hook from the owner.
6 is Limitation of size for civilian use. Also develop a police, army and mass destruction variant. Citizens whose size exceeds the civil norm will be obliged to voluntarily bring the hut into conformity at the police department at the place of official registration.
7 is Launch a large-scale campaign to hand over unused or homeless whores to police for reward.
I think this law will be more useful than many recently adopted.

The administration of Il's prison, where Anders Breivik serves a 21-year sentence, made concessions after he filed a complaint with the country's correctional agencies.

The list of all complaints of the Norwegian "prisoner number 1" has taken up 27 pages. Among other things, the killer, who claimed 77 lives, complained about cold coffee, lack of butter, lack of moisturizer, cold and lack of communication.

"Kareem_1
This is for those who are not lucky with their partner, the stones are controlled sounds ;)"
You won't believe - the control authorities in the form of children and teens stones blow to the root:))

In clear winter nights, when the water vapour content in the air is insignificant, the greenhouse effect ceases to act; heat goes straight into space. The temperature in the ground layer can fall by 5-10 degrees.

Q: And how does the Sun manage to heat the Earth in such conditions?

z: The earth is heated by friction around the atmosphere during rotation. The sun only illuminates this disgrace.