The night. I worked a taxi for 12 hours, bought beer in the courtyard, two wandering bodies approached the car.
The dialogue:
You know Ozzy Osbourne.
Yes Yes
Let us sing!

Katofeic: I come out of the store here, and my big tipper is rubbing and so unobtrusively the code is tapping on the lock of the truss. I am not in a hurry to approach him, gently piercing his handle and politely so interested: "Help?" He for some reason refused to help and so boldly seeded the walk of geisha holding his hands for his ass.

XXX: I said it all.
YYY: Your arguments are funny. For such answers, find someone more stupid than me, although you are unlikely to find him.

XX: When I was a child, I was permeated by anti-tobacco propaganda, and if I saw a smoking man on the street, I approached him and said, "Uncle, don't smoke, you will die." I don't remember myself, but they say that uncle little cigarettes all did not press from such an unexpected)

From the forum about the top 10 cities with the worst conditions for living, where mostly cities of Africa and the Middle East, in the end the worst city took the first place:

The 1st place. The worst city in the world is Dhaka, Bangladesh.

first comment:- 3 times read, but where is the rating of Rusaievka, Kokchetawsk region??? to

Imagine that we are in the kitchen and swallowed open gas. You can fight an explosion by removing people’s flashbacks. But sooner or later the spark will come from somewhere. The later the more powerful the explosion will be. Instead, you need to block the gas and ventilate the room, but the owner of the kitchen is lazy to do this.

The vertical power always depends on the horizontal links.

A taxi driver told me. In his words:
I worked as a chauffeur. One day I was sent to the district center for a cow meat mixer. They come and they are not accepted. None of any! Go back far away. Do not take? Okay well. I will arrange for you.
He drove the car to the party council, under the very windows, locked the cabin, and went to the dining room for lunch.
The cows are far away, they want to eat. They are in the body, REVOUT! Conflict in Paradise! What is? Why is? Where is the driver? They found me in the dining room. explained the situation. A call from the compound! Take the cattle! It is urgent!! Accepted without wire.

Sergey Viktorovich parked so badly that he was told on the car that he was a fool.

In the catalog of services of the clinic, the program to test the patient for the DNA of pathogens of 15 different sexually transmitted diseases was named "The Program "Maximum".

ZUMOTRIX: Astrologers predict a huge number of apocalyptic status on December 21 in all messengers and social networks.

"Post of Russia" in order to improve the quality of services announced a tender for the purchase of pigeons

<xxx> is coming
<yyy> what do you want? O_O
<xxx> Quantum Mechanics assignments send me

A fucking shame!
In the solid catalogue of equipment I read:

Automatic with automatic withdrawal!!! to

And then it’s just shit:

Powerful and silent engine of factory production (as if they hint that they are also assembled on the knee!) operates at a speed of 3000 km / h "

How is it?!? The fastest juicer in the world?? to

Why do those people with higher education, who earn about 1,000 rubles a month, write so?!? to
And why do I, a worker, 11k education, not allow myself to write like this?!? to

By the way, about reimbursement. In fact, the repayment times of such large-scale projects as SCHGES, BAM or the space program are indeed measured in decades. And that’s why in our current economy, where private business is a fetish, and the participation of the state is a forbidden theme, such projects are impossible in principle.

xxx: I leave cars everywhere, it makes sense to steal if I have to pay at the box office?
YYY: Don’t tell me, I took the last two whiskies here, turned away from the basket, and they’re already tu-tu!
ZZZ is action! Do not let the Russians sleep!

The end of the world will be 3-4 days. Darkness will be accompanied by cosmic flashes, illusory flashes of light, and will last for about three to four days. Then the sunlight will appear again. 10% of the world’s population could die.
Ordinary New Year.

For a long time I thought about the phrase "Stamped juice in fruit"...

I invited Lena to go to Prague with me.
I think I should do now.

Look for a coffee shop/restaurant with this name, I got it :)

I understand that no work will put me in the same way as, for example, sex.
You know, Alena, there is such a profession.
by Naja! ><