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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73387
 25.11.2012
In Yulmart, the discount section sells the Death Star - a giant combat space station, equipped with energy weapons of extraordinary destructive power and capable of destroying entire planets. Comments from buyers:
Is she on wheels?? to
Shelaev Andrey Vladimirovich: Is it necessary to change the rubber for the winter or will it run?
DarthAlex: I don’t use ion guns. How to update the driver?
Realpartzet: When will the new party appear? I am very close to the house, the rebels are noisy in the evening, I cannot sleep.
Dmitry is a great thing! I use it for the second year, never broken.
Master YODA: I will give it whole or in spare parts by authority... Not beaten, not painted... The second master... Ask YODA...
Jonick: Since this year, my Death Star has to make insurance for the event of DTP in space all the time.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73386
 25.11.2012
c 4pda comments on paper flashes

What they will not invent.
A paper smartphone, for example... talked, smiled, threw... talked, twisted, smoked

[ + 12 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73385
 25.11.2012
Domestic automotive industry did not get into the Top Gear broadcast of the worst cars in history, because of the The authors do not consider them cars.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73384
 25.11.2012
Sometimes I think the wires under my desk will be easier to break.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73383
 25.11.2012
When a lie becomes the norm, the truth is persecuted.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73382
 25.11.2012
From one of the sports websites:

xxx:"If some fans think I don’t respect them, I hope they understand it isn’t!"

Chernomyrdin turned in the grave after this phrase

YYY: approvingly turned

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73381
 25.11.2012
The news of the crash of the oil train. The stones:
The oil is running at such a speed that the railways can no longer cope with such a load.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73380
 25.11.2012
I lie in the hospital with a knee injury, today I had to have a novocaine blockade to do. I lie in expectation. However, instead of the blockade, I was suddenly placed with a huge enema. They are confused, mla... ><

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73379
 25.11.2012
As they said in our company: Wednesday has come - a week has passed
YYY: Did your company consist of students dismissed because of wow?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73378
 25.11.2012
If your wife is a chicken, you are not an eagle.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №73377
 25.11.2012
I want a cat home. I dreamed of a black cat. I wore an animal in my dream until morning.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №73376
 25.11.2012
Especially for these:

I work as a seller. long time ago. I noticed regulation. If the buyer is a pair, he always pays! Regardless of age and social status. What is the matter? What can I not understand?

You are absolutely right, and I fully support you. M must pay, and J must pack all the goods in bags and drag them home. It is logical, isn’t it?

[ + 35 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73375
 25.11.2012
From Chat WOT:
Does anyone want to have a death note?
What is your name?
by Daniela
- recorded

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73374
 25.11.2012
The best words of Friday: “Give it on Monday.”

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №73373
 25.11.2012
This case was in the winter of 1970, during my service in the SSVG (for those who do not know the Group of Soviet troops in Germany).I was at that time a soldier of the first year of service in the reconnaissance and watershed squadron, well, and since our squadron was also a squadron of regulators, we had to participate periodically in various adjustments.Now imagine winter, snow, frosts under 10-15 degrees.Now for this time the division exercises were underway.And we are ensuring the regulation of the flow of movement.I was landed on an unprotected railway crossing in some German country, today.I am standing with myself.There are no our machines, columns.How it turned out, later I learned that in the division headquarters something was broken and a Looking to me a man of 30 years probably, gives me a sandwich with hot sausages and a little cognac,for heating means.Explains to me in German that he also once served in the army of Heydar (so formerly called East Germany-GDR) tankist.In general, I thanked him,and soon and our battalion chief of staff on the beans picked me up.We go further along the route,we come to the intersection on which there should be Mishka,other regulator.And there is no one.Then we look near the intersection of the farm.I was sent there to look for Mishka.I go to the farm,sitting at the table of the German and Mishka, which is called a little warm.So the world is not without good people, gave the Soviet 2 soldiers to freeze, he made

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73372
 25.11.2012
The surgeon performs the operation.
You are my brother, try! He asks for his test. If I die, your aunt will immediately move to your daughter.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73371
 25.11.2012
On the website with the jur.consultations came the question:

If my girlfriend has been attached to me for a year,Then the guy insistently writes to her Come to a meeting, I’ll come and.. And I beat him for giving up, can they condemn me?

And, a little later, on the same site I find the following:

- Question to lawyers / police officers: if as a result of my attacks on me, can they attract me if I appeal?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73370
 25.11.2012
The news:

Samsung made a phone with the design of Jackie Chan

The commentary:

And will the phone show unsuccessfully printed SMS and completed calls at the end of the day?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73369
 25.11.2012
From the Fire:
There was a month until the end of the world - I roasted potatoes.

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73368
 25.11.2012


The cry of the soul: In the car. Waiting for a girl. in 15 minutes. late text:"Sorry, I'll be in 10 minutes"After half an hour:"You're already angry? I go out" 20 minutes have passed since then...just fucking. No jokes

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