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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №73567
 29.11.2012
Finish the proverb: The further into the forest...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 53 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73566
 29.11.2012
serg_kiev: The icon during the famous parade on November 7 stood towards Red Square a little further away from the mausoleum. And the soldiers, passing by and honoring Stalin, immediately took off their hats and were baptized.
Garik64: I’ll tell you more. The war began because the Russians excavated the tomb of Tamerlan and released an ancient curse. Hitler almost won, as Skorzeny took Shambhala to the Reich in full composition. However, the NKVD agent Rerich managed to make invisible amendments to the spells of the Book of the Dead used by the wise men of Shambhala. This reduced the combat effectiveness of the "Reich", "Adolf Hitler" and "Deadhead" divisions. In addition, the British beat Rommel, who was looking for Copy of fate in the Middle East and captured him. The copy was handed over to Stalin and on the Kursk bow was launched into battle as part of the tank column "Dmitry Donskoy", created with the means of the RPC. In the last attempt to reverse the course of the war, Annerbe opened the tomb of the Nibelung and obtained the Hammer of the Torah. But it was late. Mongolian soldiers have taken the original Book of Change from China. This allowed the specialists to determine the coordinates of the laboratory preparing the hammer for use. The trigrams pointed to Dresden.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73565
 29.11.2012
Arhangel_Chita: But imagine that in 22 days you will die! What would we do?
Archbishop is back.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73564
 29.11.2012
You have tried to fold the puzzles on 3000 elements. Not going up? You want to make life happen.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73563
 29.11.2012
Before you start dating a girl, learn to feel like a dude that "should have guessed"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №73562
 29.11.2012
There was a tradition in the Teutonic knights once - to go with the whole pig in visit.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73561
 29.11.2012
On the radio said that the MKAD in the east is completely paralyzed. interruption
from Kashirka to Nosovichinsky highway - 20 km, the average speed does not exceed 4 (!) km/h, travel time - more than 5 (!) The clock. The leader joked about this:
In 1812, Napoleon arrived in Moscow. He would
He saw the MKAD, crossed himself, and voluntarily sent himself to the island.
The Holy Helena)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №73560
 29.11.2012
XXX: Did you hear it? I mean, I made a proposal to Lenka. 😉
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What about drunk? ) He is afraid of marriage like a fire.
XXX is 😉
XXX is no. The thing was... We fell to them after the event on Tuesday, and Lenka fed us – borscht, there, purple with goulashik, well. And Vadik looks at her like that, looks with the eyes of a calf, and suddenly, like a whimper, Lank, come out for me, right? Well, you know yourself, Vadik the only thing he sees hot is the doširak and the pelmeni.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
xxx: Chocho, broke the Vadik 3.14zdy and said so that he marries on the lanka.
yyy: lol, and she didn’t fuck his cage??))
XXX is NO! He stood and smiled. Wedding in February.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №73559
 29.11.2012
Did you know that there are machines in Japan where you can buy a car?
WOW: No, but I know there are cars in Mexico where you can buy a machine!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73558
 29.11.2012
The Workers wake up.
XXX: Our Pasha sits and calls the supplier thoughtfully. And he does not take the telephone for a long time, in general, Pashe is tired of it and with the words "Well, he is on @#$!" he almost puts the telephone and at this moment you can hear how the telephone supplier still has time to say "And you are there too";.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73557
 29.11.2012
I work in the perinatal center of Sisadmin. Today, from mid-tenth to tenth, eight women brought one after another. The thought does not leave my head.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73556
 29.11.2012
There would be no violence in my country.
YYY: And women would show on the first request, right?
Zzz: Why would they hide their breasts in an ideal country?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №73555
 29.11.2012
xxx: Interesting, and soon will appear programs such as "fashioned sentence" on computer themes?
HH: It will be a lot more interesting!
WOW: What’s interesting there?
- Hello Elena, your boss Alexander sent you to us for the broadcast, he says that you are a dwarf.
I... I... I... I can make tables in Excel and download music.
Okay, you are Elena’s day.
Ohhhhhhhhhh :(
- and don't have to do a sad face, we will give you 40k now and you will go to collect your computer, and your boss will help you, we will watch you, remember.
xxx: *after 2 hours* - Well, what is this Elena, well what motherboard you took with DDR2 slots, OMG she also took a video sapphire under her, oh can't you daylight, you could screw a card with screws instead of such a motherboard, now our experts will show you how you should. Vassula, show them
Siss stands up. admin Vasya in a sweater, with a beard and a shaft, begins to collect computers and explains where to get involved and why they chose these components, everyone claps and rejoices.
I'd like to watch this show :DDD

[ + 27 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73554
 29.11.2012
xxx: The biggest file in recent times is to hand over a paralyzed notebook to the service, and then try to polite explain that the password is "myohoenpassword".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73553
 29.11.2012
The fire of my love has been poured to you—only melting coal remains.
Would you suggest that I throw the wood?
Oh yeah yes 😉
I’m always happy to throw a couple of sticks. ;)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73552
 29.11.2012
Good where I am not... but nothing, I will get there!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73551
 29.11.2012
"I don’t have time to spend everything you earn". And only after these words of women comes the real realization that you are rich.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73550
 29.11.2012
XXX is
65% of the issue is resolved.
Remains to be notified.

YYYY
65 percent 😉
How was the percentage calculated?

XXX is
I am a beginner financier.
Honestly, intuitively
We are in Russia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73549
 29.11.2012
Omdzn: The Incasator stole 8 million and dumped it.. it was found in the sanatorium of Ust-Kaczka, Perm region. Where he bumped and spent a bubble on a baby of easy behavior.
Hm... As far as I know Ust-Kacha, it is an aging resort, where gynecological diseases are treated... Chet the man did not go there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73548
 29.11.2012
Universal, 4 pair, protection of laboratory work

Alexandra, you look at me like an idiot ;)
Girl: And why not?

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