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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62506
 08.04.2012
Have you ever heard of the big garbage spot in the ocean?
For fish, it is probably like a zone in a stalker: you can find food, and you can die in a trap.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62505
 08.04.2012
The Princess
kissing you
and fucking fucking

by Mikhail
Why kiss three times less?( by

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62504
 08.04.2012
Answer me first. You’re not going to get married, right?
Do you want to smash me someone?
Certainly not your daughter.
And thank God.
What else is this?! to
She is in class 7.
Oh yeah yes.

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62503
 08.04.2012
... the girls were younger and why I ran after them I don’t remember... ah yeah... when I was five years old we played with them in the cow, the cow was naturally I... and they all joked (when they ate) that the cow had only one tail...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62502
 08.04.2012
How many bars you have...
It is not barahlo. This is a creative mess.
Is it protective dust?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62501
 08.04.2012
XXX: I want to pay.
YYY: The Daddy?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №62500
 08.04.2012
Oh yeah! We have the laws!! As a mortgage to take - the salary is small, as a child benefit to receive - large!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62499
 08.04.2012
PS: Do you know what they have there?
WOW : what?
XXX: on the frame of the door a hercon, on the door a magnet, to the hercon attached arduine with a bluff, on the servaque a bluff-dongle, all on the compact sophins who listen to the servaque and when the door opens unfold the studio on the entire monitor... and this after the boss once burned for control

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62498
 08.04.2012
When dealing with a woman, do not forget that "good" does not mean "sufficient"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62497
 08.04.2012
Tom Cruise cuts the glass with a laser.

Have you ever seen souvenir glass cubes with a three-dimensional image inside?

The glass is transparent and does not absorb the visible spectrum.
The laser is visible to the eye - the laser radiates in the visible spectrum, no more.
Transparency of glass is approximately 95%. 5% is absorbed. We consider the power of the laser necessary for cutting, depending on the batteries and the size of such a laser. The topic is closed.

The radio physicist. I work with lasers and glasses.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62496
 08.04.2012
You can’t guess what password your sister has on the computer.
and 12345? Qwerty? by Parol?
XXX is much more complicated.
Is it 23456?
XXX is fucking there. YCUKEN!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62495
 08.04.2012
What kind of school on Saturday?
Wazzup?: Damask: the study that teaches to write the word Saturday with two "b"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62494
 08.04.2012
Video: animated interaction of Gaika and Chip

Commentary:" Well finally that..... "
Everyone has been waiting since the beginning of the 90s.

Give me a reference!! =) is

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62493
 08.04.2012
"Course by car"
Genre: Film and Children.
The year: 2007.
The country: Russia.
A brief description:
After a lightning strike, the village cow Beautiful discovers strange abilities. She began broadcasting various radio programs. Medicine is powerless. But most importantly: Beautiful has a long-held dream - to become a tram driver.


[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62492
 08.04.2012
I have a great tax. She brings the shoes herself and does not give, she fell. He is standing in front of me, roaring and biting my shoe. It has already bitten. A small monster.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62491
 08.04.2012
You "Lord of the Rings" have not watched?! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What is the essence there?
The great wicked man has carved out the ring of omnipotence, which subdues and kills people. Great wars are gathering and carrying him into the wicked’s bowl, because only there can he be destroyed.
YYY: What is the problem?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №62490
 08.04.2012
I will arrive in 15 minutes. Getting something on the road?
Yyy, take the beer.
YYY: and any country
YYY: Start with Poland, my Führer

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62489
 07.04.2012
The case with the disappearance of the clock of Patriarch Kirill of the Russian Federation recognizes as a miracle of the Lord

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62488
 07.04.2012
I remembered how at the seminars, children’s works were dealt with under the prisma of the Criminal Code. "Coconut fly" turned out to be just an inexhaustible depot. No line, it is an article.

And Winnie-Puch is... a small thief and a hooligan.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №62487
 07.04.2012
06/02/2012 Russian scientists penetrated the subglacial lake Vostok in Antarctica.
On April 7, 2012, a Russian-Ukrainian expedition disappeared in Antarctica.
So it started :(

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